The People's Cube - Political Satire

I AM BRINGING THIS ISSUE TO THE FOREFRONT, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!

Comrades, the collective calls on YOU!

It has come to EVERYONE'S attention that suspected individuals of lesser value (Trolls) have been registering on the Cube and have been posting demeaning comments against progress.

Such persons of interest have gone by many names, Mulva, comrade Crotch, Uncle Joe Rayburn, et cetera. It is imperative and a duty for all to be vigilant against these perpetrators of thought-crime and for the collective to somehow adopt a special color-coded warning system and a method of tagging all post with a special symbol to highlight such counter-revolutionary post (as suggested by comrade Laika).

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Shit, I didn't know we were still on "High Troll Alert" mode.
Too busy working for Hillary on the purge. The perp always revisits the scene.
A) We need a troll alert system, like Motherland Security with various levels of troll awareness.
B) I also believe all trolls must register with the Cube and they should get a little symbol next to their posts to let us know it's a troll. Sorta like a Megan's Law for thoughtcrime offenders.
Just a thought.

Ever loyal,
Laika

Now don't get me wrong here, I love the trolls as much as anyone else does, they are fun to share ideas, opinions, and cooking recipes with. However; we must “progressively profile” them from other members who are in good standing with the Party. We do this to protect freedom of speech, which we all know is so sacred to us Progressives.

Let us think collectively on how to solve this problem and take the necessary bloated bureaucratic steps to reach a creative solution.

Self-detonating computers. Anyone caught trolling, will trigger the Anti-Troll © device creating a mini nuclear explosion that will wipe out the entire block. Great for those in communes!

Something has to be done comrade Premier, we simply cannot allow these "trolls" to run around without the proper identification. Just think of the children who use this site for re-education, what would they think if a troll posted a comment calling us all "fake communist"? What would they think? It completely undermines progress on so many different complex levels and hurts our creative collective atmosphere. I am just so thankful comrade Laika spoke out against this grave injustice and hopefully the proper Party organs are in the works on a system that ensures free speech in the most abrasive and embarassing ways.

How about if high ranking Party officials that have the authority to use the "edit" button add something like this to Troll posts:

<img src=https://www.thirdwayblog.com/images/400/troll.0.jpg width=100>

Or maybe a troll with the face of Pelosi?

Very nice, we should also consider Marshal Pravda's suggestion of adding a rainbow for a bit of flare.

Ok, I took Margaret's progressive idea over to the DIY Impeachment, No Joke for a test run. Check it out and give an opinion,

I also think we need something on the home page with something that will alert us that there's a troll in the Cube, then we can click on it and go directly to the troll's posting and render immediate re-education, almost like a drive-thru gulag.

Margaret, that is Pelosi, isn't it? I mean before the 1500 face lifts.

Margaret, that is Pelosi, isn't it? I mean before the 1500 face lifts.

puh-LEEZE! don't be so hard on the old gal...she's accomplished much...she's a mother AND a grandmother, don'tcha know.

Too late to stop it before it spreads, I guess.

I like the troll picture, it works. But maybe a purple tele-tubby with a coat hanger and a rainbow would be more appropiate? Isn't a tele-tubby a distant relative to the troll?

Isn't a tele-tubby a distant relative to the troll?

Well, they do make a strangely similar squealing noise when you squish them.

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I like the troll picture, it works. But maybe a purple tele-tubby with a coat hanger and a rainbow would be more appropiate? Isn't a tele-tubby a distant relative to the troll?

Do you have a picture?

Yes I do my dear, I just got done using my revolutionary photoshop technology. Just hang on while I find a way to post it (I need to register with a photo-storage database).

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:(I need to register with a photo-storage database).

Or you can email me the picture and I'll upload it to the CUbe and give you the link.

In the meantime, following Laika's example who used Margaret's troll image in all of Crunch's posts, I chose an automatic way to identify them - by using avatars.



I understand there are other suggestions. Let's review them collectively. Later I will update all the above referenced trolls with this image.

Yes, comrades, I have now enabled avatars (on the People's Blog only for now, as a test) and so you can also start using your small pictures in your posts. The best way would be perhaps to email them to me and I'll update your account with them.

Here it is! YaY!

<a href="" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="https://flickr.com/108/298227856_7410132650_o.png" width="159" height="221" alt="TROLL ALERT" /></a>

what the hell is that, Meow?

By the way here's an image storage link:

http://www.imageshack.us/

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Here it is! YaY!

Nothing on the image. WHen I click on it I see "meowsevich_s_punchenko is no longer active on Flickr."

Was the Chairman booted from Flickr? Purged? Censored? Censured? Was it one of Pelosi's tricks? Did she follow him all the way there?

You should've listened to the Party, Chairman. Send your images to the Politburo c/o Red Square, and that way the only entity that will be purging/ censoring / censuring your images shall be the Party itself!

heheh...

No, I wasn't purged...yet that is! I have my doubts and suspicions of some these image hosting sites, their TOS is way to vague and makes me kind of wonder who is behind the iron curtain of electronic information censorship (Matt Cutts!), really now, they like to scare you with a big talk on "objectional,offensive and defamatory"material and if you violate their scared laws they will delete the image themselves and report you to the "proper authorities" (which is in Imageshacks TOS, LOL!) So I said to the gulag with it and will just opt for sending it DIRECTLY to the Party, for only the Party knows what is acceptable and what is not. I really don't want to deal with some little shit from San-Franny getting his/her/its panties in a bunch over wrongful display of the "pride colors" nor do I want to be at the mercy of some liberal piss ant with an axe to grind who will sell my personal info down the river to the ACLU. I know, its sad.

FREE INDENPENDENT CONSERVATIVE-BIASED 100% FREE SPEECH IMAGE HOSTING FOR THE PEOPLE!

Perhaps the image hosting services can use this avatar:



If not them, who?

Here's what Chairman submitted:



And a smaller version:



I can just imagine some uninhibited, open-minded, heavily pierced and tattooed lesbian operator (lesbianism is the advanced stage of feminism) at Flickr getting all worked up and pissed off and glowing with righteous rage and removing this image without a notice - consequences be damned! And they were fast too! There's got to be a progressive group of censors sitting there reviewing all the images for political correctness, spilling Kool-Aid on their Che shirts as they rush to ban "unprogressive" images. And when everything goes back to being nice and progressive again, they sit around listening to Green Day and tell Bush jokes in grim voices, hissing like snakes.

I have the feeling they operate like this at CafePress.com too, that's why we dumped them (except for the once-a-year "holiday" store that wasn't worth the trouble to move).

I like them both...maybe the original troll with a rainbow continuing where the "people's troll" script ends, thus completing the arch??? Or having the script overlayed on a rainbow...what do I know heheh...just a thought.

And when everything goes back to being nice and progressive again, they sit around listening to Green Day and tell Bush jokes in grim voices, hissing like snakes.

I have to admit I've always liked Green Day...*sigh* no one's perfect...which is the point of Collectivism!! I feel better now

Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda wrote:I have to admit I've always liked Green Day...*sigh* no one's perfect...which is the point of Collectivism!!

I have to admit I've always liked Creedence Clearwater Revival... And then John Fogerty had to return from the oblivion and sing for John Kerry in 2004... I also used to like Hollywood movies, but I feel better now... I also liked to scratch my ass a lot... I still do. There still are things in life you can always rely on. For everyhting else there's the People's Cube.

I think Green Day sounds just like every other band out there. All their voices sound the same, annoying and squeaky.

ah they're just fun to listen to once in a while...like The Offspring and Beastie Boys..can't take it too seriously like the masters Clapton, SRV, Carlos etc

Red Square wrote:

Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda wrote:I have to admit I've always liked Green Day...*sigh* no one's perfect...which is the point of Collectivism!!

I have to admit I've always liked Creedence Clearwater Revival... And then John Fogerty had to return from the oblivion and sing for John Kerry in 2004... I also used to like Hollywood movies, but I feel better now... I also liked to scratch my ass a lot... I still do. There still are things in life you can always rely on. For everyhting else there's the People's Cube.

Ya CCR back in the day...the first album of theirs I got was Cosmo's Factory the first month it was out...ages ago. If you quit listening to all the libs' music etc then all you'd be listening to would be talk radio

Oh and maybe Rush (the band)...heavy Randites esp the drummer who wrote almost all their songs.

Not that listening to talk radio all day is wrong or anything!

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Not that listening to talk radio all day is wrong or anything!

hell no...Ingraham, Rush, Hannity (or Medved), and drive home to Levin.

The best way would be perhaps to email them to me and I'll update your account with them.

ygm

Alas, my very own Avatar Portrait of supreme progressive excellency!

nice...