Comrades, I must confess, I'm slightly worried this 'Mo-mo' (a new derogatory term for Mormons) Romney, just might beat comrade Obama in these upcoming counter-revolutionary ceremonies called elections. To read that Our Obama was not even near or clearing the coveted 99% approval rating most Socialist Dictators receive was shocking to say the least.
Saturday, September 01, 2012The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Saturday shows Mitt Romney attracting support from 47% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns 44% of the vote. Four percent (4%) prefer some other candidate, and six percent (6%) are undecided.
Forty-Four percent!?!?! Who is this "Rasmussen" - sounds like 'Rasputin' - must be nothing but a jester for the Bourgeoisie! He needs to be liquidated immediately. We must ask ourselves: how can Obama regain his once god-like persona? Don't you all remember four years ago....when The Obama constantly had people in the throes of Obamagasms.....
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When Obama could win the Nobel Peace Prize for just simply not being George W. Bush......
Yes: it does seem like a long time ago, doesn't it? So how can he do it? How can Obama get his "groove" back? The answer is simple: go back to your roots.
In Obama's case, this means re-exploiting the fact that he is the first president ever to be born of 2 fathers. Their names were Barack Obama Sr. (black man from Kenya) and Stanley Ann Dunham (white man from Kansas). This shocking revelation first came to light when intrepid reporter Terry Moran proclaimed this fact to the world.
Comrades, we need to re-double our efforts, re-tell the truth about Obama and his exotic upbringing. This alone makes him more qualified than any person ever to rule the world. We need to remind people about what a fantastic campaign Obama ran four years ago.
The point is, we need to make everybody forget what a complete failure our Dear Leader Obama has been these past four years. Distract them from the truth comrades!
It is our only hope.
9/2/2012, 12:08 pm
Comrade Pistov
Chairman Obama followers don't believe in success or recognize failure. Therefor is no difference, so does no matter. The Party simply is.
9/2/2012, 1:31 pm
Comrade Sovremennyy
I didn't know 15 year old girls were allowed to vote! But in the name of diversity, I applaud our dear leadyer for reaching those groups who have always been silent in the previous elections. (and dead)
9/2/2012, 4:10 pm
yuri trotynov
Are those womyn in the front row waiting for Dear Leader to feed them with the State Approved™ portion of burrowing invertebrates of the earth verity? The State will provide!
9/2/2012, 6:04 pm
Centers for Disease Control
9/2/2012, 6:34 pm
yuri trotynov
'Black Man from Kenya and White Man from Kansas'. At last we know the reason why Dear Leader changed his position on same sex marriage, he is the product of one.
9/4/2012, 6:28 am
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
In actuality, according to some:
“An observant reporter at the Democratic National Convention came across a shocking bit of ‘kitsch' for sale that seems to suggest God so loved the world, He sent us … Barack Obama.
Among the available merchandise, Weigel came across a photo calendar attributed to James Hickman and offered by a man who reportedly claimed to be Hickman's nephew.
Most of the calendar's months are filled with complimentary photos of Obama and factoids about the history of black Americans, but for the August entry (the month of Obama's birth), the photo features the short-form birth certificate originally purported to be Obama's and the words, ‘Heaven Sent: For God so loved the world, that he have his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life – John 3:16.'
While the biblical verse refers to Jesus Christ as the sent Son of God, the calendar page, with Obama's purported birth certificate and a separate photo of sunlight streaming down on the sitting president's profile, seems to suggest the ‘heaven sent' is not Jesus, but Obama.
Nothing visible on the calendar suggests it is connected in any way to the Obama re-election campaign, but a video posted by Hickman shows him distributing promotional materials for the calendar earlier this year in Atlanta and explaining his adoration for Obama.
‘We've got to get out and vote for the president,” Hickman states. ‘We just can't forget about the last for years and what he did for us. Hey! That's a hard-working man. I give up love and everything to Obama.'
Hickman's speech is immediately followed by Obama supporting signs reading ‘I love you President Obama! God bless you!' and ‘God has spoken … another 4 yrs!'”
So... There you have it! The Bible was actually prophesying OBAMA as Messiah! We NOW have PROOF to shut up those Christians!
Ohh.. And I did a little research into the other verses... Guess what happens to those who REFUSE to believe!
“For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him. He who believes in Him is not judged; he who does not believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. This is the judgment, that the Light has come into the world, and men loved the darkness rather than the Light, for their deeds were evil. For everyone who does evil hates the Light, and does not come to the Light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.”
You know, while I was re-watching that bold and brave report given by intrepid reporter Terry Moran, something occurred to me...... What happened to that enthusiasm, lapdog media?!?? I know Leader O has disrespected you; by giving more face time to "important" media outlets like Vogue, E! entertainment, and crappy local radio station shows, but get over it already! Get back to loving O... You could tell comrade Moran had waited his whole life to give that amazing description of our dear leader Obama: "Its his party now...blah blah blah... I love democrats".... and then he totally blows it and gives us all a great gift for eternity. Thanks Terry.
9/5/2012, 7:24 am
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
F.A.R.C.-EP wrote:You know, while I was re-watching that bold and brave report given by intrepid reporter Terry Moran, something occurred to me...... What happened to that enthusiasm, lapdog media?!?? I know Leader O has disrespected you; by giving more face time to "important" media outlets like Vogue, E! entertainment, and crappy local radio station shows, but get over it already! Get back to loving O... You could tell comrade Moran had waited his whole life to give that amazing description of our dear leader Obama: "Its his party now...blah blah blah... I love democrats".... and then he totally blows it and gives us all a great gift for eternity. Thanks Terry.
They do not understand that the greatest commandment is to love your god with all your heart, mind, soul and body... And because they have not provided the full measure of their love and devotion, then Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) has -- appropriately -- not reciprocated.
They may THINK they have, but Obama knows ALL. He knows their innermost thoughtcrimes. He KNOWS!!!
9/5/2012, 1:14 pm
Krasnodar
They may THINK they have, but Obama knows ALL. He knows their innermost thoughtcrimes. He KNOWS!!!
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This is a wonderful thing to know !
Now I won't be tempted to yell out
" HEY, OBAMA... YOU SELF--RIGHTEOUS , MARXIST BASTARD !"
at any of his appearances.
9/5/2012, 2:58 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Krasnodar wrote:
Now I won't be tempted to yell out " HEY, OBAMA... YOU SELF--RIGHTEOUS , MARXIST BASTARD !"
at any of his appearances.
<off> I can't see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir harmonizing with you at the inauguration, but it WOULD sound magnificent...
