The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, proletariat and Party Elite:

Our beloved and magnificent Barack Hussein Obama explained the new Democrat Mathematicals to us, his loyal supporters. He forced himself told Americans that, American manufacturers are "making products that we sell around the world, marked with three proud words: Made in the U.S.A."

We are all very proud of our First Up-Next Joe bin Biden but have even deeper and more exemplary pride for our dearest of dear leaders, Barack Hussein Obama!

No longer are we tied and burdened by an outdated, white man's system of Greek.... or Islamic mathematical systems.

One (1) no longer equals one (1) greedy number, but the many!
Two (2) does not mean two (2) but equality!
Three (3) can mean 4 (4) or beyond!

No child's behind shall be left because he cannot grasp white man's bigoted math! Three (3) equals 4 or whatever is deemed equality by our new and improved Democrat math!

*Please pass this along as your newest updated Memo of The Day.

PeopleMath™: All Numbers Are Equal

It is the ultimate math that proves we are all equal. It also provides us with a symbol for "some are more equal than others."

> ≈ <
> ≈ =
< ≈ =

Close enough for government work...

No matter how you progressively count, it is never enough. Chicago teachers only earn an average salary of $76,000 a year before benefits. The average family in the city earns $47,000 a year. Everyone in Chicago is underpaid because Mitt Romney has a Cayman Island account.

-Americans For Equality and Fairness-

Brilliant, our Dear Leader is BRILLIANT! It all finally makes sense. No wonder a child raised by a single mother female parent is supposed to have equality of outcome as one raised by married biological mother and father Parent 1 and Parent 2! Murphy Brown was right and has finally been vindicated. And to think of the verbal abuse that the idiotic rethugglikkkan Dan Quayle heaped upon her for being a "single mom" ! I bet he feels so foolish right about now!

Comrade Comrade, as easy as it is to imagine that these could easily be Chicago Teachers Union thugs womyn, I do believe that this photo was actually taken at the Democratic Convention, during Sandra Fluke's speech.

It warms the heart, does it not, to see progressive femininity displayed so wantonly?

Comrade ROCK, your eye for detail is alarming. I totally missed it.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:It warms the heart, does it not, to see progressive femininity displayed so wantonly?

The Party of the People™ does it right...

This loyal party prole needs more background information. What are they protesting, exactly?Is it our dear queen FLATUS's new restrictions on school lunch fair? That's the only theory I can glean from the picture.

They are protesting that a 16% pay raise isn't enough. ( nj)

These teachers are justified for demanding more money, since Chicago schools are noted for their outstanding academic achievements year after year.

COMRADES,

Please be informed that these Jewels of the Peoples Educational System of Chitcago are not protesting for their worthy wages (because those were righteously settled); but they're protesting against such eevil and worthless administerial tactics known as "Standards" in which educators must comply with silly, nonsensical concepts such as "performance evaluations" (whatever those are supposed to be).

These fine, protesting exemplars of outstanding achievment are standing up for their fellow comrades in edumakation, that have been ousted by such "performance evaluations", that they may return to the gravy train of a taxpayer-funded blank check to their rightful place of employment teaching The Children™. These fine edumakationel exemplars won't take "NO" for an answer. They are determined to see to it that ALL standards are equally absolved; that NO ONE will be required to be tested — in all fairness and equality of outcome.

The Tiny Dancer™ known as Rahm Emanuelle, pirouetted and dug his tiny little heels, firmly planting them in Terra Firma with arms crossed saying "F*CK NO!" to these overpaid babysitters and squatters outstanding and deserving edumakators.

Equal outcome for most equal overpay!