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9/14/2012, 2:11 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
I feel we should be proactive and get a jump on the upcoming October surprise. I do not for a minute believe that Obama had a secret love child but anything is possible and we should be prepared. Better safe than sorry.
9/14/2012, 2:19 pm
Red Square
October 2012... Obama delivers a suspicious package...
9/14/2012, 3:10 pm
Anyer Marx
"Where is Daddy?" needs a hoodie. Then, if he had an Oktober surprise, it would look just like the cover.
9/14/2012, 3:22 pm
Dig4Utopia
All the reason we must step up our efforts to
GET OUT THE VOTE or face the unthinkable - the unfathomable - "personal responsibility" under Romney's Rethuglikkkan Jackboots.
9/14/2012, 6:29 pm
Bill G
Maybe he'll announce that he's had an abortion.
9/14/2012, 7:01 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
glorious news! dear leader has managed to downgrade the U.S. once again... at this rate, we'll be equal with Afghanistan in no time!
9/14/2012, 9:22 pm
Krasnodar
Well stated, Comradress Uber Frau P.
9/14/2012, 11:00 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
9/15/2012, 12:11 am
Krasnodar
Splendid idea, ROCK !
Next month, Israel might strike Iran to take out their nuclear weapons facilities.
If they do, Dear Leader can cut the Internet - claiming it was the work of the Iranians and then explain to the nation that the election will need to be postponed until the infrastructure is back up and running- that could take months or perhaps years.
In the mean time, he could implement marshal law to control those who would challenge his story.
9/15/2012, 12:52 am
Komrade Turboski
Ummm.. Dear Leader's horns begn to protrude noticeably through his close cropped 'do?
I guess that would maybe not be so suprirsing aftr all though, considering Halloween is in October..
