The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades - GREAT NEWS!

More equal Comrade Samuel L. Jackson has discovered that if you don't sleep, then Dear Leaders wondrous vision for a transformed USSA utopia never leaves you!
By staying awake its like having "OBAMAVISION" ™ 24-7-365!

Therefore to ensure Dear Leaders (PBUH) next glorious immaculation we must now get to work in never allowing a reactionary or even a fellow traveler to fall asleep. Your mandatory assignment is to come up with as many ways as possible to keep the unwashed masses awake!

FORWARD! - 24 HOUR BEET FIELDS!



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Are you awake, Comrade?
The Party wants to know...

Sleep deprivation can cause extreme disorientation...

Congrats Comrade Jackson!
It's your best movie in 30 years!
Some of the mental images you just put on the People's celluloid are sure to keep me awake for a long, long time.

HAIL OBAMA!



THIS MOVIE IS RATED D: DUMB DISTURBING

El Presidente - I hope you don't mind?

I suppose this is mean - so I hid it! (It's still mean though...)

Comrade Putout, the next time I need someone to hold my Flagpole™, know that I'll be thinking of you! :)

Meanwhile:

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Putout, the next time I need someone to hold my Flagpole™, know that I'll be thinking of you! :)

Thank you Comrade R.O.C.K.!

I suppose this is mean true - so I hid it!

Shovel 4 U - I noticed that your hidden image was 'Mystery item No.2.' What happened to 'Mystery item No.1?' Could this be it? (I see now - my new hidden image had to be No. 3! I only spent about 30 minutes 'figuring' this out! That's why I'm the Flagpole ™ holder!)

Comrade Putout wrote:I only spent about 30 minutes 'figuring' this out!
That's why I'm the Flagpole ™ holder!

My Dear Comradette Putsitout;
It seems you may have another problem....