9/29/2012, 10:39 am
France can see the Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ from their la maisons when Frog Leader François Hollandaise's first annual budget raised taxes on the rich and big companies to a leg-tingling 75%!
The 2013 budget blueprint relies on 20-billion euros in tax increases, and eliminates limits on the "wealth" tax. Hollandaise also aims to reduce government spending by 10-billion euros to bring the deficit to 3% of output from the 2012 level of 4.5%.
So far, no word on whether or not Frogressives will be recieving shipments of FREE Obamafones from China. If that happens, all bets are off on any proposed deficit reductions.
"It's true we're asking for an effort of the richest, the top 10 percent and the top 1 percent in particular,” Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault said. “Big companies of the CAC 40 pay less than the small companies and sometimes don't pay at all. So we're asking them for an effort too.”
It's not known whether Jean-Marc Ayrault ever worked for an O'bama campaign, or was a secret czar for something, but he certainly represents the current truth with accuracy, which is the magical "1%" number that has hit fever pitch throughout the civilized world (this doesn't apply to the savage world as they're still trying to catch up to 8th Century standards).
It is expected to see mass exoduses of wealthy Hollywood actors, elites, and rich, 1% progressives, like Fat Mickey Mooreon and Roseanne Barr, to migrate to the Land Of Frogs™, turn in their passports for Frog citizenship, and wax orgasmic as they participate in the glory of Next Tuesday™ — Frog-style.
In retrospect: Appearing on RT, Roseanne Barr argued in favor of beheading any wealthy American making over 100 million dollars, and made a case for bringing back the guillotine in American society as a form of justice for big banks and Wall Street. (Roseanne Barr's wealth is way in the "1%" range of $75million).
Perhaps Frogland still has a few guillotines laying around — maybe even the one used on Marie Antionette somewhere in a museum.
As much as the Frogressives love to needle Amer-E-cons over how much better they are in... well... EVERYTHING, this is one accomplishment that should have all our collective Amer-E-con heads hanging in shame over.
