The People's Cube - Political Satire

Indeed! Do not fall for their tricks! I have been told that due to the divisiveness and possible dirty tricks by the Rethuglikkkans, that there will be separate voting days this year. Republicans, Libertarians, and Independents are to vote on Tuesday, November 6, while Democrats, Communists, and Greens are to vote on Wednesday, November 7. Please pass this information along, as it may help keep our comrades in the New Black Panther Party from harm, as certain racists have alleged they will take care of what they perceive as voter intimidation by the NBPP, because Comrade Holder wisely and bravely refused to prosecute "his people" for their attempts to help voters and keep order at polling places last election.

Our Dear Leader already received endorsements from the wonderful Dear Leaders abroad, Putin and Chavez. With friends like these, we can start executing those pesky Savior-hater conservatives at last.

Dear Leaders of the world UNITE for a future free of individualism and freedom! A future of gloooooooorious next Tuesday!

Now Is The Time For All Good Progressives To Come To The Aid Of Their Dear Leader! (pbuh)

Remember the motto: Vote Early And Often!