The People's Cube - Political Satire

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-joble ... 10416.html

Dear Leader has pulled a miracle! He may have embarrassed The Party in the debates, BUT he has worked his magic and now the unemployment rate is falling a few days later!

A gain of 118,000 would have resulted in an 8.1% rate but a gain of 114,000 resulted in a 7.8% rate? How do fewer jobs actually result in a lower unemployment rate? No matter how you calculate it the math isn't adding up. Great news, comrades! I am celebrating this most glorious day. GOBAMA!!!!! Forward.

Dance puppets! Dance for Dear Leader! All for the wonderful world of Next Tuesday.

Four more decades!

Comrades,
These new figures real a new area of mathematical endeavor now called:
Fuzzy Wuzzy do the math. [FWM]

This process takes months for Dear Leader to 'splain to the unwashed masses.

General Confusion wrote:Comrades,
These new figures real a new area of mathematical endeavor now called:
Fuzzy Wuzzy now do math. [FWM]

This process takes months for Dear Leader to 'splain to the unwashed masses.

No my dear comrade, we got to use the most advanced MATH for this. M - Mitt A - Ain't T - Tolerated H - Here

Glory be to The One™(PTUI) who has created 118,000 esteemed hamburger-flipper jobs -- not those fake, crappy hamburger flipper jobs that Bushitler lied about, but REAL hamburger-flipper jobs that will pay healthcare and retirements and minimum wages to feed a family of 10! HOORAY!

Stay tuned, comrades, and watch the "sea level" of unemployment be lowered to the magical 4% by Nov -- just by the waving of The One's mighty hand!

FOR MORE EARS!!!

The Directorate of the People's Math should be congratulated on their application of "New Math" in service of Obama. Now they need to get to work on the gas prices, the housing market and interest rates.....

FOUR MORE REARS!!

This is excellent news comrades! As I see it, we certainly don't need the elektion now. If, somehow, that kulak Romney does push us to the elektion we can apply the People's Math to counting the votes. FORWARD!

Clearly, thanks to our dear leader's effort to give to us his glorious Obamacare, the amount of shovel ready jobs shall increase exponentially when the law goes completely into effect...

It's the Obamas Dog method of computing the unemployment numbers.

Employment numbers were seasonally adjusted to remove the overage and double counting. The new number has created consternation, about 1 1/2 million people have been misplaced. The FIB has been notified and we are still compiling a list by hand to make sure there is no mistake. The list will not be available until sometime in late summer of next year.

This is more propaganda being transmitted by the west. We all know that unemployment is at zero percent thanks to Comrade Obama's economic plans.