The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Chavez, favorite leader of the Hollywood elite, defeated reich-winger Capriles in a crushing 54% win which enables him to rule with an iron-fist for another 6 years for a total of 20 years.

I myself, have actually visited and witnessed this socialist utopia in the heart of Caracas. Crime is so prevalent that no one stops at red lights Crime is non-existent homes are surrounded by walls and barbed wire everyone receives their fair share the poor live in barrios (shacks) built on the mountains evil profit seeking businesses are seized by the State and redistributed to the People and the infrastructure is crumbling and plagued with power outages

So my comrades, let us delight in this victory of the People today. It is my hope that our Dear Leader will learn from Comrade Chavez and will usher in the glorious socialist revolution in his next term. We can only hope. Organize your community, call up ACORN, get your friends and family to vote, get your pet to vote, get the dead to vote. Let us take example, and move further away from the oppressive, failed KKKapitalist free market model.

Glorious! I can still smell the sulfur from that victory. Or is that Darth Axelrod's deodorant?

I owned a Hugo once. It ran like the wind.

RocketSurgeon wrote:I owned a Hugo once. It ran like the wind.

You mean the wind from your rear end?

How gloryius! This news is certainly “unexpected”, in light of the overwhelming prosperity and the abundance of consumer goods. The people showed their gratitude by asking Hugo to keep doing it. As an experienced vote counter Joseph Stalin himself would be proud!

Awww, I want an equal share!

It seems that Mr. Chavez has discovered the cure for cancer. What glourious news. Now if only those pesky ethics weren't in the way, I'd like to perform a few experiments on him to see how it is accomplished...

Wow, what an occasion to make my first post! Congrats Hugo. The comintern is strong.

Bottoms up, Comrade Joe!

Say - are you related to Uncle Joe?

Is so easy to share out and consume the national substance than working for it; until there is nothink Left. Even former Chairman Mikhail knows that. Caracas carcass is kicked down the plaza again.
Fiesta!

Science Czar wrote:

RocketSurgeon wrote:I owned a Hugo once. It ran like the wind.

You mean the wind from your rear end?

Comrade, do not disparage the earth-friendly superior Socialist technology of the former Hugoslav Workers' Paradise. I may have to denounce you.

Remember what a wise man once said:

" Yugo your way, and I'll go mine."

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Bottoms up, Comrade Joe!

Say - are you related to Uncle Joe?

Thanks comrade. I look forward to our future group think sessions.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Bottoms up, Comrade Joe!

Say - are you related to Uncle Joe?

Yes I am

Why can I not see signatures even though I clearly selected the option to view signatures? Has the site been infiltrated by CIA?

Neither the FIB nor the CYA has been able to penetrate computer security thanks to the advanced knowledge of Red Square.

His manipulation of 1's and O's is superlative.

This victory for Bolivarianism is tempered today, the anniversary of Che's execution by the Bolivian Rethuglikkkans in 1967. Though reactionary shirt sellers here may assert that Che is dead, we will never ever get over it. Yeah verily he walks across green pastures and beet fields in the company of 40 femmeprol virgins in the Paradise of Next Tuesday. We can only guard against CIA plots attempting to send our Dear Hugo to this paradise until he is at least finished creating Next Tuesday here on Earth.

Comrade Expel,

Is "excrete" a better choice of words?