10/15/2012, 8:36 pm
President B. Hussein Obama declared in Miami on Thursday that no dimes were harmed in the making of the financial stimulus package.
“We got back every dime we used to rescue the financial system," stated the president, "and you can just ignore what the Congressional Budget Office is saying about us losing 24 billion dollars!"
The president then broke into a delightful little dance, which culminated in his juggling several of the rolls of dimes which the government got back from the stimulus. The crowd on the beach went wild as President Obama at one point balanced three rolls on his nose while juggling two with his left foot.
“We got back every dime we used to rescue the financial system," stated the president, "and you can just ignore what the Congressional Budget Office is saying about us losing 24 billion dollars!"
The president then broke into a delightful little dance, which culminated in his juggling several of the rolls of dimes which the government got back from the stimulus. The crowd on the beach went wild as President Obama at one point balanced three rolls on his nose while juggling two with his left foot.