10/21/2012, 9:05 am
Reno, Nevada, Saturday, October 20, 2012
Save N D'Sac advocate Sandra Fluke made an early morning speech in front of a Sac N'Save early Saturday morning, making a case for the collective funding of rubbers, diaphragms, birth control pills, and abortions to thousands ten shoppers who lined up to receive rations of stale donuts and cold coffee.
Her call for them to vote "early and often" (like he sex life) will no doubt help Dear Leader carry the state of Nevada by huge numbers. With one of the highest jobless rates of all the "57 states," paying for Ms. Fluke's birth control tops every Nevada voter's priority list.
To worry about unemployment, national debt, and failed foreign policy seems small and selfish compared to the profound issues like Big Bird, binders, contraception, and Romnesia that drive us fellow-travelers.
Keep up the GREAT Work Ms. Fluke. Not since Cindy Sheehan have we seen such an inspiring example of public advocacy. The Party Leaders will reward you graciously for your selfish selfless sacrifice on the their behalf.
From the The People's Cube archives:
Save N D'Sac advocate Sandra Fluke made an early morning speech in front of a Sac N'Save early Saturday morning, making a case for the collective funding of rubbers, diaphragms, birth control pills, and abortions to thousands ten shoppers who lined up to receive rations of stale donuts and cold coffee.
Her call for them to vote "early and often" (like he sex life) will no doubt help Dear Leader carry the state of Nevada by huge numbers. With one of the highest jobless rates of all the "57 states," paying for Ms. Fluke's birth control tops every Nevada voter's priority list.
To worry about unemployment, national debt, and failed foreign policy seems small and selfish compared to the profound issues like Big Bird, binders, contraception, and Romnesia that drive us fellow-travelers.
Keep up the GREAT Work Ms. Fluke. Not since Cindy Sheehan have we seen such an inspiring example of public advocacy. The Party Leaders will reward you graciously for your selfish selfless sacrifice on the their behalf.
From the The People's Cube archives:
