The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades!!

We are in desperate need of distracting agitprop for the last presidential debate. It is the solemn duty of every loyal party member to be sure to counter relevant talking-points made by the opposing Republican candidate by any means possible using all known venues!! Pull out the stops for this one!! Be sure to include the old tried-and-true ones like Romney's paid up tax records, Romney's dog, ex-employee's dead wives, college sluts, birth control pills, big oil, big tobacco, global warming and if need be rubbers.

I have the Benghazi portion of the debate covered..........

Foreign policy? ....

Solution: hide a radio-controlled whoopie cushion in Romney's podium and give the remote to the "moderator."

Dear Leader just needs to stay on message to the People ™ and he'll mop the floor with that running dog tonight!