The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

We have charming fake pictures of Mitt Romney in his teenage years from the People's Vanity Fair:

EXCLUSIVE: Never-Before-Seen Photos of Young Mitt Romney, High-School Prankster

Even back in the day, Mittens™ was up to his same old antics

Preparing to toss grannies off a cliff

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Trying to eliminate teachers with bleach




Bullying other kids with his rich buddies




Etch-A-Sketch prophecy




Being mean to liberals




Discriminating against the LGBT community




Teasing the poor




Outsourcing jobs

Oh dear. These are VERY disturbing photos!

Fortunately Dear Leader as a teenager was too busy actually accomplishing important things, like learning all about communism from his "Uncle" Frank, to be pulling silly pranks.

Say, I wonder if "Uncle" Frank ever showed young Barry the photos he took of his mother?

The Choom Gang was too stoned for adolescent pranks. The One had to wait until adulthood (?) to get it out of his system. Solyndra, stimulus, health care, $16 trillion ... Hah! Gotcha!

You haven't begun to see the evil this man has carried from his reactionary upbringing into adulthood. It's all coming out now. - - - Lord Obama save us. - - - Lord Obama save us...


FOWARD