The People's Cube - Political Satire

Even the most intelligent people in the entire collective universe can sometimes forget which state they're in; just ask our Dear Leadyer! Actually, don't... criticizing The One's spelling is now considered a federal offense.

It matters not whether you reside in Iowa, Oiho, or The People's State of Maryland. But alas, our Dear Other Leadyer has made what we in our state controlled bunker like to call a mistake mis-takeregressive referenced comment, what he MEANT to say was that EVERY WORKER'S VAGINA BALLOT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE!

When you are not on the same planet does it matter which of the 57 you say you are in?

'ol Joe is naturally steeped in such a high level of intellectual nuance that for the average prole it comes off as a gaffe. But it's not; it's just 'ol Joe -- Mr. I.Q. -- mentally multi-tasking, trying to remember where he left the "ON" button. Nuance knows no bounds.

And remember, comrades: 'ol Joe is just a heartbeat away from showing us all how leading a country is done.

Joe the Biden always means exactly what he says. Just like he told that Paul Ryan <spit> in the debate.

Again we have confusion,

The mostly eloquent VP was practicing his Japanese language skills.
"Ohio" is good morning in Japanese. He did not use the polite form for speaking to superiors which for him should be second nature.

At least Dear Leader knows how to educate The Children™ on the Campaign Trail!!!

Comrade ROCK,

At first I thought that said "Bushitler", but a second glance confirmed there is no difference. Dear Leader knows how to fight fire with fire better than anyone (except Bill Klintone™).

What I fail to understand is how the Union of Teaching Socialist Teachers™ allows such language in the classrooms: for instance, the chalkboard has the words 'scientific', 'information', and 'earth' without providing adequate details about how greed along with obesity, babies, and excessive driving are destroying or collective planet and how the UN wishes to save them.

All along the campaign trail he is known as "G. I. Joe" a symbol of character.

The truth is his doctor used the GI for Gastro-Intestinal Joe. Assumed by Al Gore to be a primary contributor to Global Warming besides himself.

Comrade Sovremennyy, I believe I have found the unlayered photo of the president educating the children. As you can see, the Union of Teaching Socialist Teachers™ appears to be adequately indoctrinating enlightening the young Workers.