I have no comment. This is actually an official campaign ad
10/26/2012, 4:26 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
10/26/2012, 4:47 pm
You didn't build that Czar
Fantastic agitprop, Comrade Rock. Remember, as always:
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Just to add to the vivid allegory, I would say that after your first time with Barack, you get four years of having to sleep on the wet spot.
10/26/2012, 4:59 pm
UnifiedInformation
Wow....that's just downright LOW.
BUT NOT LOW ENOUGH! Comrades, we must go LOWER, and LOWER, and STILL LOWER!!!
10/26/2012, 5:08 pm
Margaret
But America did that a few years ago and woke up with PTDs!
10/26/2012, 5:20 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
Comrade Rock, I see that not only are your graphics powerful but your words have become a danger to the status quo. A team of supervisors have been dispatched to your bunker. Please pack.
-- Committee On Consistency and Progress --
10/26/2012, 5:23 pm
Comrade Putout
10/26/2012, 5:47 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
FORWARD! backward FORWARD!
(repeat)...
10/26/2012, 6:02 pm
Krasnodar
Vote for Obama ..... and consider yourself screwed ! ( Sandra's voted so many times, she uses a "spread sheet" just to keep track... ) Next !
10/26/2012, 6:08 pm
Sugar Daddy Bear
You didn't build that Czar wrote:Just to add to the vivid allegory, I would say that after your first time with Barack, you get four years of having to sleep on the wet spot.
Plus you get to say, in the best possible self-deluding, don't-blame-me tone, "I didn't build that! (But my vote sure did!)".
I wish now I'd saved myself for Obama, instead of throwing it away on Mondale.
10/26/2012, 7:49 pm
You didn't build that Czar
10/26/2012, 7:59 pm
Proletarian Robot
Comrades,
My next door neighbor's daughter voted early for Obama and he still won't call her back.
She was torn between getting an abortion after it's born or just collecting welfare and letting the village raise it........
10/26/2012, 8:29 pm
Komrade Muzhelozhstvo
No, I'm betting her "first time" was with another chick who uses Larry the Cable Guy as fashion inspiration.
10/26/2012, 9:57 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
10/26/2012, 9:59 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Putout, do those Putin-n-Putout burgers come with Special Sauce™?
(Prog Off - I miss those modified bumperstickers!)
10/27/2012, 8:36 am
Sugar Daddy Bear
Is it still possible to catch a Flucke™ casting a $100 bill with a fly rod in a trailer park? James Carville would like to know.
10/27/2012, 9:16 am
Shovel 4 U
Dear Leader is the master of everything and that includes marketing to the young horny male independent vote. Who among us mere mortals could possibly think like this? I shudder with awe basking in the sheer radiant genius that is the ONE!
FOWARD TO NEXT TUESDAY ™
And if Dear Leader wants more than 72, who are we to question??
10/27/2012, 12:27 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
Struggling to find your first?
Good luck with that!
10/27/2012, 12:56 pm
Red Menace
My first time was with Obama and all I got was "Fluked."
10/27/2012, 2:06 pm
Centers for Disease Control
"The New Sexual Patriotism"
10/27/2012, 2:29 pm
Dig4Utopia
Comrades - shouldn't we get Biden ready?
Hell hath no fury like a Mooch scorned.
10/27/2012, 4:54 pm
Centers for Disease Control
The New Sexual Patriotism. Now updated with Object of Affection.
10/27/2012, 5:23 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Turning my Prog OFF retroactively so Comrade Saul Alinsky won't have to go through the trouble of trying to figure out a way to assassinate my character.
My Dear Comrades, This has gone far enough!!! You have violated Rules 6 and 10, and I do not tolerate insolence! I demand you insert incorporate equality into the Lose Your Virginity program. You've got this all dicked up and I expect you to straighten fix it. From this point on, I demand you allow queer gay men to lose their virginity to THE ONE! You do want dear Barry to win, right. Well, what are you waiting for. Queers Gays are the key, and all dear Barry has to do is what he enjoys. He's going to have to suck up pander to the gay community.
I expect results, dear comrades, or I'll do a Rule 12 on you (for the greater good)! I expect things to go smoothly properly; now do as you're told!!! All the best, Saul
10/28/2012, 9:34 am
Gulag 4 Alfred
Saul Alinsky wrote:I expect results, dear comrades, or I'll do a Rule 12 on you (for the greater good)! All the best, Saul
As you can see great Oracle of the Ideology ™ , I have maintained my PC in this great endeavor to re-elect your chosen One and am actively recruiting first time voters of the proper persuasion from the Gulag canteen.
And we will be following this Lena Dunham to ensure the logical progressive decision is made.
You do want dear Barry to win, right. Well, what are you waiting for. Queers Gays are the key, and all dear Barry has to do is what he enjoys. He's going to have to suck up pander to the gay community. 
All the best,
