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10/30/2012, 7:38 am
Commissar of Gender Equality
Comrades, I have excellent news. Our dear SS is encouraging us all to report tweets to our nearest SS field office. Reminds me of the glorious days of
[email protected] You can see their notice here:
https://twitter.com/SecretService/status/261130009287225345
10/30/2012, 4:04 pm
TheFineReport.com
Dear Secret Service,
The following Tweets concern me:

10/30/2012, 4:59 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
<OFF> Comrade Fine, would that be categorized as terrorism, false advertizing, or pornography? I'd probably know each if I saw them...
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If I see something, I'm instructed to say something Homeland Security, let them mud-wrestle with the Secret Service. Ahhh, governmental stovepipes and redundant systems!
they keep dinner on the table!
FORWARD !