The People's Cube - Political Satire

IF DEAR LEADER HAD A BUCKET LIST...

• *2008 Hope 'n Change™ Kool-Aid revolution: CHECK
  
• *Bury Bush with blame: CHECK
  
• *Pass Obamacare: CHECK
  
• *Pass Dodd/Fwank: CHECK
  
• *Demonize large Wall St contributors: CHECK
  
• *Buying out GM and Chrysler: CHECK
  
• *Taking care of union buddies with OPM while selling out stockholders and bondholders: CHECK
  
• *Taking care of green energy buddies with OPM: CHECK
  
• *World apology tour: CHECK
  
• *Kissing the ring of the Saudi King: CHECK
  
• *Kissing Hugo Chavez: CHECK
  
• *Get a FREE Nobel Peace Prize: CHECK
  
• *Play the economy like an Illinoiz Lottery ticket: CHECK
  
• *Blame Hurricane Isaac on Bush: CHECK
  
• *Tell Bobby Jindal to go to hell: CHECK
  
• *Make Bush blush by playing more golf than he did: CHECK
  
• *Beer summit and calling cops "stupid": CHECK
  
• *Calling the American people stupid and making them believe me: CHECK
  
• *Tell the Republican congress that "I WON": CHECK
  
• *Shut down drilling along the Gulf: CHECK
  
• *Shut down the coal industry: CHECK
  
• *Make gas prices $4-5 @ gallon: CHECK
  
• *Pretending to create 50 gazillion jobs and get people to believe me: CHECK
  
• *Getting through 4 years without a budget: CHECK
  
• *Hamburger-flipper jobs now prestigious new norm for middle class: CHECK
  
• *Flipping the middle finger to the middle class: CHECK
  
• *Flipping the middle finger to the white working class: CHECK
  
• *Flipping the middle finger to the bitter clingers: CHECK
  
• *Create Fast 'n Furious: CHECK
  
• *Cover up Fast 'n Furious: CHECK
  
• *Suing states with immigration laws: CHECK
  
• *Grant amnesty to children of illegal aliens: CHECK
  
• *Support "gay marriage" for gay votes: CHECK
  
• *Suing states with Voter I.D. laws: CHECK
  
• *Getting a couple incompetent bull dykes on the Supreme Court: CHECK
  
• *Getting Janet Incompetano to head Homeland Security: CHECK
  
• *Say that I killed bin Laden: CHECK
  
• *Say that I killed bin Laden some more: CHECK
  
• *Did I tell you that I killed bin Laden?: CHECK
  
• *Declare that terrorism is over: CHECK
  
• *Wait till after the election to deal with Benghazi: CHECK
  
• *Cover up Benghazi investigations with lies: CHECK
  
• *Be "eye candy" on the View: CHECK
  
• *Campaign/fundraiser in Las Vegas: CHECK
  
• *Pretend to be sorrowful to Charles Woods: CHECK
  
• *Debate Mittens™ and lose: CHECK
  
• *Leave economy and state of the union for the next guy to clean up: CHECK
  
• *Look "presidential" 6 days before election kissing Christy's butt in NJ after Hurricane Sandy and win reelection: Uhhhh... duhhhh

*Attack Poland
*Annex Sudatenland
*Round up and exterminate j...........

Oh......wait......

Different dictator.

Nevermind.

On second thought............

Mission accomplished.

Ahh, but it is what's inside that really counts!