Arrrrrgggghhhh....Oh, Oh, It's the Big One....I'm comin' 'Lizabeth.....I'm comin' to see you 'Lizabeth...Ohh...It's the big one.......<Thump><Crash>
PURGE #2: Nancy (Paisley Patchouli) Pelosi
11/23/2006, 5:03 pm
We need Cardio Proletarian Resuscitation stat!
Nitrate capsules, ketamine, smelling salts, and lots of soft money!
Plus we're gonna need an Eye of a Newt Gingrich and an Ear of a Moonbat.
Get the cauldron boiling!
Where's the conducting gel?
OK, got it.
One, two, three...Clear!
Bzzzzzaaaappp!
Clear!
Bzzzzaaaappp!
Phew...we got a pulse!
Meow, wave that soft money under her nose....
Good, she's coming around.
Hand me the Ketamine.
Here you go, your Excellency!
Nitrate capsules, ketamine, smelling salts, and lots of soft money!
Plus we're gonna need an Eye of a Newt Gingrich and an Ear of a Moonbat.
Get the cauldron boiling!
Where's the conducting gel?
OK, got it.
One, two, three...Clear!
Bzzzzzaaaappp!
Clear!
Bzzzzaaaappp!
Phew...we got a pulse!
Meow, wave that soft money under her nose....
Good, she's coming around.
Hand me the Ketamine.
Here you go, your Excellency!
11/23/2006, 5:07 pm
Where am I? Why am I on the floor?
Must have been another ketamine hallucination.....I dreamed I saw that bitch Pelosi wearing MY Crown Jewels, the Royal Robe and the Crown itself!
Thank God it was just a hallucination.
I'd probably have a heart attack if it was real...
Must have been another ketamine hallucination.....I dreamed I saw that bitch Pelosi wearing MY Crown Jewels, the Royal Robe and the Crown itself!
Thank God it was just a hallucination.
I'd probably have a heart attack if it was real...
11/24/2006, 1:38 am
Oh Your Excellency! Are you alright!? How many hundred dollar bills am I holding up, come one, you can do it -- how many??
11/24/2006, 9:05 pm
Oh my, I was holding at least 70 Your Excellency... Hmm, your condition is not good Your Excellency, maybe we should summon Dr. Fuku and get his opinion.
11/25/2006, 11:59 am
I beg your pardon, Chairman. I see 50! The other 20 are counterfeit, check the serial numbers. Notice the lack of security strips. Look at the eyelids on Ben Franklin. Notice the difference? Very nice, but no dice. Rub them on some clean white paper, See? No ink is rubbing off. On real Fed notes, the ink never dries. Then there's the smell. My nose knows!
You've been to Lebanon and hanging with the Hezbos haven't you?
You've been to Lebanon and hanging with the Hezbos haven't you?
11/25/2006, 8:21 pm
Yes, I admit it. I couldn't resist because they were having a swanky get together at Nasrallah's place and they were going to have a clown, a pony and one of those cool inflatible bouncey things! It was so much fun Your Excellency, so much fun! Oh, and then Kim came over with his DVD collection and we stayed up all night painting our nails and crank calling world leaders -- it was then when Nassi's mom (who is a total bitch) walked in and told us all to go to bed. But then the next morning, like Nassi's mom was all cool and stuff and she made us all Blueberry Falaffel (which is our FAVORITE!!!) and she gave us all a bag of money and told us to advance the revolution! It was sooo uber cool, I think Nassi has the pics on his myspace page.
Her Most Exalted Supreme Excellency, Nymphress Hillary wrote:
You've been to Lebanon and hanging with the Hezbos haven't you?
Yes, I admit it. I couldn't resist because they were having a swanky get together at Nasrallah's place and they were going to have a clown, a pony and one of those cool inflatible bouncey things! It was so much fun Your Excellency, so much fun! Oh, and then Kim came over with his DVD collection and we stayed up all night painting our nails and crank calling world leaders -- it was then when Nassi's mom (who is a total bitch) walked in and told us all to go to bed. But then the next morning, like Nassi's mom was all cool and stuff and she made us all Blueberry Falaffel (which is our FAVORITE!!!) and she gave us all a bag of money and told us to advance the revolution! It was sooo uber cool, I think Nassi has the pics on his myspace page.
11/26/2006, 9:08 pm
Komerade Khairperson Fraufuhress Hitlery!
I Hav recently returned from a very lengthy fakt finding mizzion in New Syria (or, as those idiotik squatters call it, Lebannon) and ve hav discovered zhat Nanzi Pelozi haz been zeen on the same street az ze evil anti Kommunist Borat Zakdigev, who is in reality a Englishman named Sasha Kohen (a JEWISH Englishman nontheless) who is mascarading az a Kazakstani Reporter. Zhus, she must be guilty of konspiring vith zhe Zionist enemy. Alzo, I rezpectably request zhat zhe execution not be carried out vith a Guilotine. Firstly, it vas zhe zymbol of zhe first revolution in mainland Eurabia zat vas inspired by zhat archenemy of Kommunism and Facism, and iz the root of all zhe Kapitalist Evil in zhe world, zhe Englightenment. And Zecond, It vould be too quick and painless for zhe scum such az zhis. To Aide zhe Fraufuhress in her decision, I hav ordered zhe Ghestapho and zhe SS turn ovar all zheir 'equipment' to zhe Fraufuhress temporarily to make sure she has all the options avalible to her. Alzo, on a zecondary note, after fighting both zhe Zionist state in zhe Syrian Colony of New Syria and zhe Coalation of zhe Evil Kapitalist Enlightenment in the soon-to-be Iranian Kolony of Mespotamia, ve members of zhe National Socalist Party in Exile repectably request to have a zection in zhe victory marches over zhe succesful election rigging, eerr, I mean announcement that vas not in anyway influenced or corrupted despite zhe best efforts of zhe Kapitalist Bush.
Seig HEIL!
Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead
I Hav recently returned from a very lengthy fakt finding mizzion in New Syria (or, as those idiotik squatters call it, Lebannon) and ve hav discovered zhat Nanzi Pelozi haz been zeen on the same street az ze evil anti Kommunist Borat Zakdigev, who is in reality a Englishman named Sasha Kohen (a JEWISH Englishman nontheless) who is mascarading az a Kazakstani Reporter. Zhus, she must be guilty of konspiring vith zhe Zionist enemy. Alzo, I rezpectably request zhat zhe execution not be carried out vith a Guilotine. Firstly, it vas zhe zymbol of zhe first revolution in mainland Eurabia zat vas inspired by zhat archenemy of Kommunism and Facism, and iz the root of all zhe Kapitalist Evil in zhe world, zhe Englightenment. And Zecond, It vould be too quick and painless for zhe scum such az zhis. To Aide zhe Fraufuhress in her decision, I hav ordered zhe Ghestapho and zhe SS turn ovar all zheir 'equipment' to zhe Fraufuhress temporarily to make sure she has all the options avalible to her. Alzo, on a zecondary note, after fighting both zhe Zionist state in zhe Syrian Colony of New Syria and zhe Coalation of zhe Evil Kapitalist Enlightenment in the soon-to-be Iranian Kolony of Mespotamia, ve members of zhe National Socalist Party in Exile repectably request to have a zection in zhe victory marches over zhe succesful election rigging, eerr, I mean announcement that vas not in anyway influenced or corrupted despite zhe best efforts of zhe Kapitalist Bush.
Seig HEIL!
Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead
11/26/2006, 10:44 pm
Obamarama and the Pelosivich are in cahoots together! Cahoots I tell ya! CAHOOTS!
11/29/2006, 2:32 am
You know, I love to watch y'all...it looks like a freakin' LOVE FEST in here...oh yeah, since y'all are a bunch of smelly hippies, IT IS A LOVE FEST! Ah...smell the patchoulie...am I down-wind from Martha?? Hmmm I would debate that Martha is a womyn after seeing her/him/it flash just now. She's better hung that most horses I've seen (and I have seen PLENTY!!)
Yo NICE PACKAGE, Martha! if that's your real name!
Harharhar!
Yo NICE PACKAGE, Martha! if that's your real name!
Harharhar!
11/29/2006, 2:37 am
You leave Ms. LeHag alone you big meanie! How she flashes and who she flashes is HER BUSINESS! Just sit back and enjoy that kitten you're eating you WARMONGER!
11/29/2006, 2:43 am
Kitties is good eatin', Chairman!
Here, I saved you a bite. Better than that trash you proles are all used to.
Thank me!!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:You leave Ms. LeHag alone you big meanie! How she flashes and who she flashes is HER BUSINESS! Just sit back and enjoy that kitten you're eating you WARMONGER!
Kitties is good eatin', Chairman!
Here, I saved you a bite. Better than that trash you proles are all used to.
Thank me!!
11/29/2006, 2:52 am
Mmmmm, not bad...not bad at all... WHAT AM I SAYING!?!? Patooey, yeck! You vile man, take back your tax cuts! TAKE THEM BACK! THE PEOPLE, THEY STARVE! THE PEOPLE STARVE YOU MAD MAN!
(This is off the record: would you mind sending me a crate of those delectable kittie patties? I think Dr. P might want some too, he is always up for something new.)
(This is off the record: would you mind sending me a crate of those delectable kittie patties? I think Dr. P might want some too, he is always up for something new.)
11/29/2006, 3:00 am
HAHAHAH!!! I tricked you! You guys believe anything...that was VEAL...hehe you lefties LOVE veal, huh??
Told ya it was good eatin'! Go ahead, call the SPCA whatever alphabet gob'ment agency you want. Bectha didn't know I de-funded all that b.s. crap, did ya?
Ask Haliburton...he's richer than ever since I been the Prez...heheh!!
Here come da Prez, here come da Prez...BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!
(ya I'll send some to you and P...the usual address?)
Told ya it was good eatin'! Go ahead, call the SPCA whatever alphabet gob'ment agency you want. Bectha didn't know I de-funded all that b.s. crap, did ya?
Ask Haliburton...he's richer than ever since I been the Prez...heheh!!
Here come da Prez, here come da Prez...BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!
(ya I'll send some to you and P...the usual address?)
11/29/2006, 3:03 am
MEANIE!!! MEANIE!!!! EAT KITTENS NOT VEAL! NO BLOOD FOR VEAL!! NOOO BLOOOD FOOORR VEEEAAALLL!!! AHHH! (sex with veal, yes--but no eating of the veal!)
11/29/2006, 3:08 am
Straight from the White House chef's meat locker....you suuurre you don't want an entsie beantsie package of veal??
C.O.D. Chairman...no Stolie this time; I get all I want of that shit for free...I need ca$h babay!
C.O.D. Chairman...no Stolie this time; I get all I want of that shit for free...I need ca$h babay!
11/29/2006, 3:49 am
Ca$h? Hmmm, I can do Ca$h... Let me get on the phone to my secretary (the one I'm not shagging) and see if I can find a drop box somewhere in D.C. Just don't tell the other comrades, I don't want them to think I'm just another hypocrite Democrat or anything.... YOU SAW WHAT THEY DID TO ALCEE, I KNOW YOU SAW THAT! (pig)
11/30/2006, 5:45 pm
Comrades!! We must shift some of our attention to the hated Obahamama!! Look!!
Entire post here.
With Pelosivich being put down like the rabid shrew she is, we must divert some of our attention to Obahamama (not all of course)!! He must be purged by the cleansing hand of The Party!!! Swift and deliberate!! Shock and awe!!! Cheech and Chong!!! How ever we do it, we must act now!!
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
On Fox News last night, the chairman of Iowa's Democratic party said that Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is not laying the adequate groundwork for a presidenial campaign in the first caucus state and that many are starting to speculate she may not run if Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) enters the race.
Said Iowa Democratic Chair Rob Tully: "She's been quiet and, you know, there's a question that we all hear is that she may not get in this if Barack Obama gets in. I have never seen a reaction other than Bill Clinton in terms of the excitement that people have to meet Barack Obama. Some people just wanted to touch him."
Entire post here.
With Pelosivich being put down like the rabid shrew she is, we must divert some of our attention to Obahamama (not all of course)!! He must be purged by the cleansing hand of The Party!!! Swift and deliberate!! Shock and awe!!! Cheech and Chong!!! How ever we do it, we must act now!!
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
11/30/2006, 7:14 pm
How about we direct the subservient news media who previously destroyed so many others, quietly to start digging Obama's grave? A few months later, when he is completely disoriented and panicking and has no idea what hit him, he will discover a very deep and touching suicide note in his breast pocket, masterfully written in his own hand.
At his funeral, HRC will be the first to admit Obama's heroic contribution to the cause of progress and the destruction of Wal-Marts everywhere. She may even donate some ca$s to the future Obama memorial and declare his birthday a national holiday.
The next step, of course, will be to start a purge to get rid of the "Obama killers" and basically hunt down and crush Dean, Pelosi, and all the other potentially disloyal loose cannons in the Party.
You can find this and other effective means to obtain absolute power in the Great Old Stalin's Playbook, available only at the People's Cube for a limited time only. Hurry while supplies last.
At his funeral, HRC will be the first to admit Obama's heroic contribution to the cause of progress and the destruction of Wal-Marts everywhere. She may even donate some ca$s to the future Obama memorial and declare his birthday a national holiday.
The next step, of course, will be to start a purge to get rid of the "Obama killers" and basically hunt down and crush Dean, Pelosi, and all the other potentially disloyal loose cannons in the Party.
You can find this and other effective means to obtain absolute power in the Great Old Stalin's Playbook, available only at the People's Cube for a limited time only. Hurry while supplies last.
12/1/2006, 2:11 am
Uggh, I know, Obamaramma Bahamamama is really buying this whole Media thing! HE REALLY THINKS HE'S A ROCKSTAR! Ha ha ha ha! But yes, we must slip him the dreaded "note" and begin pointing fingers at all those who are in cahoots. Your Excellency, I suggest Rep. LeHag to do the job, she is very heavily medicated and I think she would do anything for you, even if it involves a jacuzzi full of melted chocolate and a handful of your best lady pals (you know the ones I'm talking about)!
The note man (or womyn!) cometh!
The note man (or womyn!) cometh!
12/1/2006, 10:02 am
Comrades!!! How many times must I remind you that HRC is well connected (with invisible strings, as you all know), and this Ombombaslapj0mama is a mere flash in the pan anyways? HRC will discretely take care of this and we won't even need a purge and all the proletariat will say "Obamawhatshisname? Never heard of him!"
How do I know this?? Remember, I am high ranking military apparatchik, but not too high to silently soil enemy's name.
<plz pardon crude usage of paint>
How do I know this?? Remember, I am high ranking military apparatchik, but not too high to silently soil enemy's name.
<plz pardon crude usage of paint>
12/1/2006, 8:01 pm
Ugh, paint -- aren't we all victims of it!? Go to Download.com Marshal Pravda and look up "paint.net" its prole-friendly and has alot of neat little tricks you can use to sex up those images (oh, it's free too! Free as a social program!). Let me know if you are having difficulty finding it.
12/1/2006, 10:25 pm
https://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/pelosi.asp
It's a hoax. But is it a good thing or a bad thing for the Party?
-- Red Square
Origin of Pelosi's quote found:Jerry Garcia, being deeply under the influence, wrote:i dunno man, Pelosi seems to have a good understanding of economics.
Nancy Pelosi condemed the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer".
"First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class".
[..........]
https://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/pelosi.asp
It's a hoax. But is it a good thing or a bad thing for the Party?
-- Red Square
12/2/2006, 6:03 am
To answer your question comrade Red Square:
Hoax = Hope
Like stem-cell cures, Obamaramma the *RoCkStAr*, Hillarycare™, and of course my personal favorite, "It's for The Common Good™".
Hoax = Hope
Like stem-cell cures, Obamaramma the *RoCkStAr*, Hillarycare™, and of course my personal favorite, "It's for The Common Good™".
12/2/2006, 11:24 am
Oh wow, a hoax? Is that like a jinx or a manx? Isn't that a group from the 80's? No...wait, that was The Fixx....speaking of....can you smoke a hoax?
12/2/2006, 11:36 am
Hoax or not, keep repeating it and it becomes...ta da...THE TRUTH! So, it's a good thing, and I'm going to use it in my 2008 campaign..I mean everything in this "so-called hoax" makes sense, doesn't it? It's MY quote now.
Speaking of the truth, did you hear General Mahmoud E. Lee and his rebel army has invaded the North and there's a big battle raging around the little Pennsylvania town of Baghdad?
Speaking of the truth, did you hear General Mahmoud E. Lee and his rebel army has invaded the North and there's a big battle raging around the little Pennsylvania town of Baghdad?
12/4/2006, 8:34 am
Where is this week's purge schedule? How can I stay ahead of my 5 year plan without a proper schedule!
Thats just it Comrade Z, you will never be ahead! That would put you in a position that might hurt the self-esteem of someone more deserving! WE MUST ALL BE BEHIND TO FURTHER THE COMMON GOOD!
Cheers to a new progressive tommorow,
--Chairman (Meowsevich) Punchenko
...and some of us are more "behinder" than others, salute!
F.M. Pravda
Thats just it Comrade Z, you will never be ahead! That would put you in a position that might hurt the self-esteem of someone more deserving! WE MUST ALL BE BEHIND TO FURTHER THE COMMON GOOD!
Cheers to a new progressive tommorow,
--Chairman (Meowsevich) Punchenko
...and some of us are more "behinder" than others, salute!
F.M. Pravda
12/5/2006, 6:13 pm
Latest propaganda from the Ministry of Truth.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
12/7/2006, 6:45 am
Beautiful O'Brien!
Comrades! I am so proud of you! You've been working so hard! Why just look at how our efforts have paid off....First Murtha gets dumped, then Alcee Hastings. Now we've found out Bourak's middle name is Hussein! HAHAHAH HUSSEIN! Barak HUSSEIN Obama! Politically correct name? Absolutely! Politically practical for becoming president? No way Jose! Keep showing your Purge Pride!
I am so moved by your efforts you can have half the Winter Solstice Holiday off. That's Friday afternoon, the 22nd. Plus an extra lump of coal to keep you warm.
Who's gonna help me put the condoms and dildos on the Holiday Tree this year?
https://corner.nationalreview.com/post/ ... QxZGNjMGU=
Yes ....the Republican Attack Machine....HAHAHAHA.....FOOLS!
Hmmmm.....Edward MOORE Kennedy.....just thinkin' just thinkin'.....
Comrades! I am so proud of you! You've been working so hard! Why just look at how our efforts have paid off....First Murtha gets dumped, then Alcee Hastings. Now we've found out Bourak's middle name is Hussein! HAHAHAH HUSSEIN! Barak HUSSEIN Obama! Politically correct name? Absolutely! Politically practical for becoming president? No way Jose! Keep showing your Purge Pride!
I am so moved by your efforts you can have half the Winter Solstice Holiday off. That's Friday afternoon, the 22nd. Plus an extra lump of coal to keep you warm.
Who's gonna help me put the condoms and dildos on the Holiday Tree this year?
https://corner.nationalreview.com/post/ ... QxZGNjMGU=
Yes ....the Republican Attack Machine....HAHAHAHA.....FOOLS!
Hmmmm.....Edward MOORE Kennedy.....just thinkin' just thinkin'.....
12/8/2006, 12:25 am
Your Excellency,
When will we have the privledge to decorate the Wiccanbaum that will grace the progressive pages of The Peoples Cube (dum, dum, DUM)? Every comrade should contribute something to the Wiccanbaum this Solstice Season that rings with progressive flare and sexual erotica. Perhaps we could scatter necro-animals around the base of the Wiccanbaum to provide much needed relaxation and entertainment? It would be a hell of a lot cheaper than hiring a bunch of D.C hookers, uggh, I had to lay down nearly 500$ for one on Thanksgiving--not to mention all the gifts I had to buy for all my lobbyist pals!
I WISH THESE PEOPLE WERE CHEAP! I CAN ONLY WISH!
Got my Santa suit and a bottle of KY jelly (the warming kind!),
Meowsevich
When will we have the privledge to decorate the Wiccanbaum that will grace the progressive pages of The Peoples Cube (dum, dum, DUM)? Every comrade should contribute something to the Wiccanbaum this Solstice Season that rings with progressive flare and sexual erotica. Perhaps we could scatter necro-animals around the base of the Wiccanbaum to provide much needed relaxation and entertainment? It would be a hell of a lot cheaper than hiring a bunch of D.C hookers, uggh, I had to lay down nearly 500$ for one on Thanksgiving--not to mention all the gifts I had to buy for all my lobbyist pals!
I WISH THESE PEOPLE WERE CHEAP! I CAN ONLY WISH!
Got my Santa suit and a bottle of KY jelly (the warming kind!),
Meowsevich
12/8/2006, 9:19 am
We were a little short on cock rings and anal beads last year...so, please add that to your lists. As for necro-animals, they're in Wisconsin for a convention. Maybe we can settle for some inflatable roadkill. I understand if you let them lay around in warm surroundings for a few days they'll self inflate.
Hillary
Soon, comrade!Every comrade should contribute something to the Wiccanbaum this Solstice Season that rings with progressive flare and sexual erotica. Perhaps we could scatter necro-animals around the base of the Wiccanbaum to provide much needed relaxation and entertainment?
We were a little short on cock rings and anal beads last year...so, please add that to your lists. As for necro-animals, they're in Wisconsin for a convention. Maybe we can settle for some inflatable roadkill. I understand if you let them lay around in warm surroundings for a few days they'll self inflate.
Hillary
12/10/2006, 10:55 pm
ewww...errr ewe!!!
Hillary wrote:Soon, comrade!Every comrade should contribute something to the Wiccanbaum this Solstice Season that rings with progressive flare and sexual erotica. Perhaps we could scatter necro-animals around the base of the Wiccanbaum to provide much needed relaxation and entertainment?
We were a little short on cock rings and anal beads last year...so, please add that to your lists. As for necro-animals, they're in Wisconsin for a convention. Maybe we can settle for some inflatable roadkill. I understand if you let them lay around in warm surroundings for a few days they'll self inflate.
Hillary
ewww...errr ewe!!!
12/16/2006, 2:32 am
Oh Miss Hillary, Miss Nancy very mad at you. She say that you are trying to hurt her? Why Miss Hillary you try to hurt Miss Nancy? She good womyn! Can I bring you something, ice-tea perhaps?
12/23/2006, 10:52 am
Do the right thing Nancy. Vince did. Why can't you be like Vince?
You're blocking my Klieg light. Sit down.
Hillary
I think it was your friends over at Impeachmentland. They think you're going to betray them and not impeach Bush.Which one of you SENT ME THIS!?!?! ANSWER MEEEEE!
Do the right thing Nancy. Vince did. Why can't you be like Vince?
You're blocking my Klieg light. Sit down.
Hillary
12/23/2006, 3:55 pm
You get the hell outta my face you washed up hag! I'M GOING TO BE QUEEN! The crown is mine because Daddy said so, bitch! I OWN those pukes in Impeachmentland! Their on MY payroll, Daddy bought them for ME!
What the hell is this purge crap!? That's it, me and you's going to throw down skank, come on, hit me! Watch the nose hunny, just got it worked on yesterday!
I REFUSE TO GO DOWN LIKE CARTER! I GOT BIGGER BALLS AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BITCH!
Nancy
What the hell is this purge crap!? That's it, me and you's going to throw down skank, come on, hit me! Watch the nose hunny, just got it worked on yesterday!
I REFUSE TO GO DOWN LIKE CARTER! I GOT BIGGER BALLS AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BITCH!
Nancy
12/25/2006, 8:38 pm
Nancy Thomasovna must go! Your Excellency, the charges put forth are self-evident. Tax cuts for the Pineapple Eaters? Sitting on her hands instead of defending the marriage of a man and his toaster...er, a man and his man?
Plus, her fashion sense is abysmal.
Plus, her fashion sense is abysmal.
1/2/2007, 3:30 pm
Why don't you arrest me?"
Jer Bear.
You will not be arrested.
You wil be simply shot on the spot.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9.
Ha ha haaaaa "Test me, Test me.Jerry Garcia wrote:Meow Rapped
Comrade Jerry "the Peoples Smelly Hippie" Garcia, do you have any sources from where you got that information or should we just assume you are pulling a Moore and calling it your own, which is also acceptable.
Ummmm...somebody like, called me ahh...on the Moonbat Phone, and I ahhh...slid down the Moonbat Pole to the Moonbat Cave and posted it through the Moonbat Batweb <phfffffft> ow wow....<phffffit> <hack><cough>.
I hope that clears things up.
Test me, Test me.
Why don't you arrest me?
Jer Bear.
Why don't you arrest me?"
Jer Bear.
You will not be arrested.
You wil be simply shot on the spot.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9.
1/2/2007, 9:22 pm
Hey Hill, I've been thinking for a few days now that maybe we should be buddies? I mean this whole Obama thing probably has your briefs in a bunch, and well, I think it would be best if we got together sometime for a chocolate back rub and a little trimming around the bush, ha, bush, get it?. How about it sweety, an unholy alliance for old times sake?
You need me Hillary, because if I were to fuck up, well, that might ruin your chances! You wouldn't want me to drop the patchouli now would you? It's up to you baby doll, I'm just throwing it out there for you to chew on.
Let the healing begin, and let it first start in my pants. (ooww, those CRABS HURT!)
Signed in the blood of the innocent,
Nancy
You need me Hillary, because if I were to fuck up, well, that might ruin your chances! You wouldn't want me to drop the patchouli now would you? It's up to you baby doll, I'm just throwing it out there for you to chew on.
Let the healing begin, and let it first start in my pants. (ooww, those CRABS HURT!)
Signed in the blood of the innocent,
Nancy
1/2/2007, 9:22 pm
Smersh wrote
You can shoot all you want because I've been voting Democrat since 1995.You will not be arrested.
You wil be simply shot on the spot.
1/2/2007, 9:30 pm
Nancy purred
Crabs? I love crab legs!
Hillary
Well yes. Every once and a while...tell ya what....Janet and Maureen are out of town. Bring your Safari Hat and machete and show me some magic.a little trimming around the bush, ha, bush, get it?.
Crabs? I love crab legs!
Hillary
1/2/2007, 9:37 pm
Really? You really mean it? No hard feelings right, I did all of this for you Hill, it's all for you! Hey, can Schumer come too? He told me he would LOVE to sit in the darkened corner and record our little tryst for us. Maybe I can bring over a few illegals to scrub our bunions off and powder our tosh's. How about it Hill, let's bury the hatchet, or dildo, before someone gets hurt? I would really like to work thing's out -- even if it requires me licking your boots
Nancy
P.S - Janet left us a bottle of bubbly in the Presidential Suite at the Waldorf. Let's drink to healing and your Presidential victory!
Nancy
P.S - Janet left us a bottle of bubbly in the Presidential Suite at the Waldorf. Let's drink to healing and your Presidential victory!
1/2/2007, 11:04 pm
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9
You died a long time ago you CIA imposter.Jerry Garcia wrote:Smersh wroteYou can shoot all you want because I've been voting Democrat since 1995.You will not be arrested.
You wil be simply shot on the spot.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9
1/3/2007, 12:28 am
Don't fall for it, Dear Leader! What if it's a trick? And even if not, bourgeois indescretions, decadent sexual practices....just more counter-revolutionary evidence!
1/3/2007, 4:58 am
Excuse you, who in the hell do you think you are judging ME!? If Hillary wants to have hot stinky lezbo sex with me, then by the gods, she will have HOT STINKY LEZBO SEX with me! Got it sistah womyn? You must be pretty screwed up, having decadent sex is a good thing, whereas having boring monogamous one man/woman hate-filled sex is WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Don't believe me? Just ask my husband, he will tell ya the same thing! Now run along and get me a margarita, I thirst you peasant, SO MAKE IT PRETTY DAMN QUICK, OR ELSE! Ever been to a San-Fran dominatrix? Huh? Have ya? No, I didn't think so, so get back to work! I thirst you peons!
Lupe, squeeze them strawberries, I aint paying ya 25 cents a month to make silly Mexican faces at me, you stupid filthy whore!
Now then, where did I put that dildo, hmm, must be around here somewhere? Oh, heres my purple strap-on, good! Can't leave the mansion without that! Oh no, camera crew outside. Ok, phew, remember to smile and say healing at least a hundred times. You can do it Nancy. Remember what daddy told you.
I'm coming sugar tits! Keep that hot-tub bubbling!
Nancy
The Tsarevna, who is a nosey little tart wrote:Don't fall for it, Dear Leader! What if it's a trick? And even if not, bourgeois indescretions, decadent sexual practices....just more counter-revolutionary evidence!
Excuse you, who in the hell do you think you are judging ME!? If Hillary wants to have hot stinky lezbo sex with me, then by the gods, she will have HOT STINKY LEZBO SEX with me! Got it sistah womyn? You must be pretty screwed up, having decadent sex is a good thing, whereas having boring monogamous one man/woman hate-filled sex is WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Don't believe me? Just ask my husband, he will tell ya the same thing! Now run along and get me a margarita, I thirst you peasant, SO MAKE IT PRETTY DAMN QUICK, OR ELSE! Ever been to a San-Fran dominatrix? Huh? Have ya? No, I didn't think so, so get back to work! I thirst you peons!
Lupe, squeeze them strawberries, I aint paying ya 25 cents a month to make silly Mexican faces at me, you stupid filthy whore!
Now then, where did I put that dildo, hmm, must be around here somewhere? Oh, heres my purple strap-on, good! Can't leave the mansion without that! Oh no, camera crew outside. Ok, phew, remember to smile and say healing at least a hundred times. You can do it Nancy. Remember what daddy told you.
I'm coming sugar tits! Keep that hot-tub bubbling!
Nancy
1/3/2007, 3:44 pm
Do not question Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!! She knows what she is doing.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
The Tsarevna wrote:Don't fall for it, Dear Leader! What if it's a trick? And even if not, bourgeois indescretions, decadent sexual practices....just more counter-revolutionary evidence!
Do not question Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!! She knows what she is doing.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
1/3/2007, 9:05 pm
Of course you are right Comrade O'Brien. I waited for the Midnight Knock all last night, and was mighty disappointed it didn't come, because I reckon it's at least below 40 degrees fahrenheit in Siberia, and a might comfier for this old heart than the rainy 50 degrees we've got here.
Dear Leader, please forgive my impertinence. I meant no harm to you and my devoted comerades!
O'Brien wrote:The Tsarevna wrote:Don't fall for it, Dear Leader! What if it's a trick? And even if not, bourgeois indescretions, decadent sexual practices....just more counter-revolutionary evidence!
Do not question Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!! She knows what she is doing.
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Of course you are right Comrade O'Brien. I waited for the Midnight Knock all last night, and was mighty disappointed it didn't come, because I reckon it's at least below 40 degrees fahrenheit in Siberia, and a might comfier for this old heart than the rainy 50 degrees we've got here.
Dear Leader, please forgive my impertinence. I meant no harm to you and my devoted comerades!
1/4/2007, 2:44 am
Lupe! You stupid filthy whore! I SAID TWO ICE CUBES!! How would you like me to ship you back to Bolivia in a crate!?! Arrrggghh, so hard to find decent slaves! SO DAMN FUCKING HARD!!!
I'm sorry Hill; I have to wrap my claws around the help every now and then and show 'em who is the head bitch around my plantation. OK, I usually use scotch-tape or a heavy duty duct-tape for sagging tits. Super glue is usually helpful for all the saggage around the under carriage if you catch my drift. For my polls I usually go outside and smile for the cameras and talk about "healing" and "New Direction" and all this other shit some kid speech writer thought up...It works everytime!
Dammit Lupe! This is a frappachino you deflicted cow! Learn English bitch! Uggh, I wanted a chocolate latte WITHOUT THE FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM! I SAID NO WHIPPED CREAM! <throws scolding hot frappachino in Lupe's face> Dammit, now my entire week is ruined, RUINED! How'd ya like that Lupe, hot aint it!? Yeah, that'll teach ya to mess with me, whore! That's right, go inside and pad down that 3rd degree burn with some dog excrement, filthy alien whore! Lupe! Don't you dare reach for that steak, so help me if I have to eat a steak that was on the face of some filthy garden winch!
OK, where was I? Oh yes, sure Hill, just smile and talk about a bunch of shit you don't believe in anyways, they'll buy it, they always do!
Oh shit, I got the press whores outside, gimme a sec.
(Yes, we are coming together to work in a bi-partisan fashion to heal the divides in this country. Hang on, my tele-prompter is down....................OK, yes, I am ready to work with the President to enact new bold initiatives to help American working families, yes, we are ready for a change and a New Direction! Let the healing begin!)
Sorry Hill, those buzzards want me to look good for tomorrow.
Love ya butch mama,
Nancy XOXOXO
I'm sorry Hill; I have to wrap my claws around the help every now and then and show 'em who is the head bitch around my plantation. OK, I usually use scotch-tape or a heavy duty duct-tape for sagging tits. Super glue is usually helpful for all the saggage around the under carriage if you catch my drift. For my polls I usually go outside and smile for the cameras and talk about "healing" and "New Direction" and all this other shit some kid speech writer thought up...It works everytime!
Dammit Lupe! This is a frappachino you deflicted cow! Learn English bitch! Uggh, I wanted a chocolate latte WITHOUT THE FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM! I SAID NO WHIPPED CREAM! <throws scolding hot frappachino in Lupe's face> Dammit, now my entire week is ruined, RUINED! How'd ya like that Lupe, hot aint it!? Yeah, that'll teach ya to mess with me, whore! That's right, go inside and pad down that 3rd degree burn with some dog excrement, filthy alien whore! Lupe! Don't you dare reach for that steak, so help me if I have to eat a steak that was on the face of some filthy garden winch!
OK, where was I? Oh yes, sure Hill, just smile and talk about a bunch of shit you don't believe in anyways, they'll buy it, they always do!
Oh shit, I got the press whores outside, gimme a sec.
(Yes, we are coming together to work in a bi-partisan fashion to heal the divides in this country. Hang on, my tele-prompter is down....................OK, yes, I am ready to work with the President to enact new bold initiatives to help American working families, yes, we are ready for a change and a New Direction! Let the healing begin!)
Sorry Hill, those buzzards want me to look good for tomorrow.
Love ya butch mama,
Nancy XOXOXO
1/4/2007, 8:47 pm
Nancy,
You just looked stunning in that taupe pant-suit today. Who is your designer?
And the CHILDREN! Who would have guessed? FOR THE CHILDREN! How sweet.
Come to my Village sometime!
Polls and tits, polls and tits...what am I going to do? They're sagging.
Let's work it out darling. I know how it feels...to ..to...to....be the most <sniff>...pow...power...powerfah..powerfaaaa...imporTANT womyn in America...ca...ca...ca. BWAHHHHHHHHHHH!
You just looked stunning in that taupe pant-suit today. Who is your designer?
And the CHILDREN! Who would have guessed? FOR THE CHILDREN! How sweet.
Come to my Village sometime!
Polls and tits, polls and tits...what am I going to do? They're sagging.
Let's work it out darling. I know how it feels...to ..to...to....be the most <sniff>...pow...power...powerfah..powerfaaaa...imporTANT womyn in America...ca...ca...ca. BWAHHHHHHHHHHH!
1/4/2007, 9:23 pm
There there, Hill, its gunna is alright baby cakes! You just wait and see...you will be President before you know it!
Really, you liked my pant-suit!? Vera Wang designed it, she's a pricey broad but it's worth it. She also smells bad, but thats what vaginal cream is for!? Am I right or not!? Huh! Come on now, vaginal cream, we all use it!
Oh I know! Don't get me started about the theatrics today! Oh my goodness, that Rahm knows how to put on a good show, I think he told all those little brats that they "better get their fucking asses up there when Nancy asks if you want to touch the gavel". He is a pip Hill -- not to mention a cutie pie! It's a shame he's married! A DAMN ROTTEN SHAME, I BET THE LITTLE SCIENCE-PROJECT IS LOADED! Opps, there I go again judging people and showing my true colors. Ugh, it's so hard to be phony, how do you do it Hill? How do you do it?
(Lupe! Fetch me my vaginal cream, NOW!)
Hugs and ass slaps,
Nancy
Really, you liked my pant-suit!? Vera Wang designed it, she's a pricey broad but it's worth it. She also smells bad, but thats what vaginal cream is for!? Am I right or not!? Huh! Come on now, vaginal cream, we all use it!
Oh I know! Don't get me started about the theatrics today! Oh my goodness, that Rahm knows how to put on a good show, I think he told all those little brats that they "better get their fucking asses up there when Nancy asks if you want to touch the gavel". He is a pip Hill -- not to mention a cutie pie! It's a shame he's married! A DAMN ROTTEN SHAME, I BET THE LITTLE SCIENCE-PROJECT IS LOADED! Opps, there I go again judging people and showing my true colors. Ugh, it's so hard to be phony, how do you do it Hill? How do you do it?
(Lupe! Fetch me my vaginal cream, NOW!)
Hugs and ass slaps,
Nancy
1/4/2007, 11:12 pm
Dearest comrade Tsarevna:
I am truly disappointed that you are "scared". Please, you have nothing to fear and I would personally like to tell you that the black maria is being dispatched to seperate you from:
1 - Your valuables
2 - Your privacy
3 - Loved ones
4 - Your goldfish named "Mr. Blooper".
Please be sure to bring warm clothing, frozen TV dinners and of course a sturdy and sharpened shovel (you will need it for Labor Exercises).
Lenins speed comrade Tsarevna, onward to Siberia!
Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko
P.S - A considerable donation of 1,000,000,000 USD to Her Excellencies War Chest might save you -- that is, of course, if you're paying in ca$h.
I am truly disappointed that you are "scared". Please, you have nothing to fear and I would personally like to tell you that the black maria is being dispatched to seperate you from:
1 - Your valuables
2 - Your privacy
3 - Loved ones
4 - Your goldfish named "Mr. Blooper".
Please be sure to bring warm clothing, frozen TV dinners and of course a sturdy and sharpened shovel (you will need it for Labor Exercises).
Lenins speed comrade Tsarevna, onward to Siberia!
Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko
P.S - A considerable donation of 1,000,000,000 USD to Her Excellencies War Chest might save you -- that is, of course, if you're paying in ca$h.
1/4/2007, 11:21 pm
A pittance. Here.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: P.S - A considerable donation of 1,000,000,000 USD to Her Excellencies War Chest might save you -- that is, of course, if you're paying in ca$h.
A pittance. Here.
1/4/2007, 11:29 pm
<feverishly stuffs pockets> OK, good, good...now run along. I don't want anyone seeing this and getting any ideas. You never saw me here, got it?!
1/5/2007, 9:34 am
Darling Nancy,
I was thinking and maybe you can help me. What month should I pull a Bobby Kennedy and come out against the war? You know, photo ops with Cindy, I was wrong, blah, blah...immoral war, blah, blah....I have a plan to end it..blah, blah...interview with Walter Cronkite if he lives that long...yada, yada...I was thinking May or June when the protest marching weather is nice. What's your opinion?
Remember the stunned faces on all those "Clean for Gene" McCarthy faces when Bobby pulled the rug out from under them? Priceless. Oh, and there won't be any assassination attempts either. I hired a mime for security who figured out who killed Bobby, so we'll be one step ahead of the Evil Repuglikkkans.
I'm also thinking of hiring that guy who taunted Saddam before he was hung to be my Press Secretary. he'll keep the White House press corps happy.
Oh, and who does your botox?
xxxooo
Hillary
I was thinking and maybe you can help me. What month should I pull a Bobby Kennedy and come out against the war? You know, photo ops with Cindy, I was wrong, blah, blah...immoral war, blah, blah....I have a plan to end it..blah, blah...interview with Walter Cronkite if he lives that long...yada, yada...I was thinking May or June when the protest marching weather is nice. What's your opinion?
Remember the stunned faces on all those "Clean for Gene" McCarthy faces when Bobby pulled the rug out from under them? Priceless. Oh, and there won't be any assassination attempts either. I hired a mime for security who figured out who killed Bobby, so we'll be one step ahead of the Evil Repuglikkkans.
I'm also thinking of hiring that guy who taunted Saddam before he was hung to be my Press Secretary. he'll keep the White House press corps happy.
Oh, and who does your botox?
xxxooo
Hillary
1/5/2007, 9:21 pm
Dearest Hillary,
I think July 4th is the magic date, it's patriotic, people will be drunk and the weather will be good for all the protestors to masturbate on each other in the streets for *Peace*. Maybe you can stop by my office sometime to talk about the 60's with me. My office is the one with the huge golden doors and the fresco of suffering American families, you can't miss it! Hang on Hill....
(Lupe, get your ignorant foriegn ass out here right this minute! I asked you five minutes ago for a fresh pair of silk panties, WHERE ARE THEY!?! <slaps Lupe> Now get your ass to Saks and get me those damn panties! Oh, and get me my Dildo Gavel too, I wish to play Speaker later!)
OK Hill, sorry about all of that; I usually do my own bo-jobs at least thrity times a day - can't ya tell? I know, you don't have to say anything, I know I'm GORGEOUS!
XOXOXO
Nancy
P.S - Can I meet your friend Ka-Ching? My old man aint doing it for me anymore; I need fresh mone..err.. freindships, yes, freindships.
I think July 4th is the magic date, it's patriotic, people will be drunk and the weather will be good for all the protestors to masturbate on each other in the streets for *Peace*. Maybe you can stop by my office sometime to talk about the 60's with me. My office is the one with the huge golden doors and the fresco of suffering American families, you can't miss it! Hang on Hill....
(Lupe, get your ignorant foriegn ass out here right this minute! I asked you five minutes ago for a fresh pair of silk panties, WHERE ARE THEY!?! <slaps Lupe> Now get your ass to Saks and get me those damn panties! Oh, and get me my Dildo Gavel too, I wish to play Speaker later!)
OK Hill, sorry about all of that; I usually do my own bo-jobs at least thrity times a day - can't ya tell? I know, you don't have to say anything, I know I'm GORGEOUS!
XOXOXO
Nancy
P.S - Can I meet your friend Ka-Ching? My old man aint doing it for me anymore; I need fresh mone..err.. freindships, yes, freindships.
1/5/2007, 10:44 pm
<whispers> Careful, your majesty! she's trying to play YOUR ace in the hole!P.S - Can I meet you friend Ka-Ching? My old man aint doing it for me anymore; I need fresh mone..err.. freindships, yes, freindships.
1/6/2007, 9:38 pm
Comrade Pelousie has forgotten her place and like many capitalist fortune hunters before must be re-educated. She has managed to get in the way of Comrade Hillary and her people's wealth distributing. We can expect a train trip Eastward following some time for her to rethink her loss of perspective while working at a new skill like blacksmith assistant or manure displacement.
1/6/2007, 9:51 pm
Shhhhh.....
Just be quiet, CAN"T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A PRIVATE DISCUSSION WITH MADAME SPEAKER, THE GENTLEWOMAN FROM THE INSANE STATE OF SAN FRANCISCO HERE?!
GIRL TALK!
I KNOW WHAT I"M DOING!
Besides, I think the 4th of July is a Great Idea.....except I'm leaning towards Flag Day, June 14th, or maybe Armed Forces Day, just to get the buzz going before the 4th...Input anybody?
Just be quiet, CAN"T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A PRIVATE DISCUSSION WITH MADAME SPEAKER, THE GENTLEWOMAN FROM THE INSANE STATE OF SAN FRANCISCO HERE?!
GIRL TALK!
I KNOW WHAT I"M DOING!
Besides, I think the 4th of July is a Great Idea.....except I'm leaning towards Flag Day, June 14th, or maybe Armed Forces Day, just to get the buzz going before the 4th...Input anybody?
1/6/2007, 10:25 pm
(Kids, why don't you wait outside and give Nanna Nancy some alone time; I have to chew out a useful idiot who dare questions me.)
<golden doors (with fresco of suffering American families!) close>
Alright comrade Hening, who in the bloody festering Detroit do you think you are calling me a capitalist!? How dare you! I will remind you that I will do EVERYTHING in my power to TAKE other peoples MONEY! Got it sweetheart?! Now get out of my sight and fetch me a whiskey and coke; I gotta be snookered before blabbing about children and all that other shit.
OK, Hill, Flag Day is an excellent choice. However, do we really want you in a crowd of other progressives as they burn the flag in celebration? I don't think it's a good PR move personally, and maybe you should reconsider being caught outside on Flag day (you did burn flags remember? We wouldn't want the hateful mean spirited Republicans bringing that truth back to the surface).
Hmm, Armed Forces Day might work, of course we would need to round up some raging lesbians and put fatigues and combat boots on 'em (not a difficult task). I really wouldn't want you to be photographed with a war criminal who might have his fingers crossed again - that was a disaster!
How about dinner sometime, Hill? Or maybe you and me can go frolicking through Ft. Marcy Park and talk about all the people we have buried there.
Hill, before I go, I want to introduce you to my grandkids...
Frank - Joey - Paulie - Corleone - Donnie - Gotti - Hank (we adopted him) - Maria - Joey II - Joey III - Louie - Frankie - Salvatore - Tony - Anthony - Antony - Anony - Anschovie - John - Johnnie and Jimmy
Kids, say hello to Auntie Hillary (or Uncle, your call Hill).
America's Grandma (sexy Grandma!),
Nancy
Hening wrote:Comrade Pelousie has forgotten her place and like many capitalist fortune hunters before must be re-educated. She has managed to get in the way of Comrade Hillary and her people's wealth distributing. We can expect a train trip Eastward following some time for her to rethink her loss of perspective while working at a new skill like blacksmith assistant or manure displacement.
(Kids, why don't you wait outside and give Nanna Nancy some alone time; I have to chew out a useful idiot who dare questions me.)
<golden doors (with fresco of suffering American families!) close>
Alright comrade Hening, who in the bloody festering Detroit do you think you are calling me a capitalist!? How dare you! I will remind you that I will do EVERYTHING in my power to TAKE other peoples MONEY! Got it sweetheart?! Now get out of my sight and fetch me a whiskey and coke; I gotta be snookered before blabbing about children and all that other shit.
OK, Hill, Flag Day is an excellent choice. However, do we really want you in a crowd of other progressives as they burn the flag in celebration? I don't think it's a good PR move personally, and maybe you should reconsider being caught outside on Flag day (you did burn flags remember? We wouldn't want the hateful mean spirited Republicans bringing that truth back to the surface).
Hmm, Armed Forces Day might work, of course we would need to round up some raging lesbians and put fatigues and combat boots on 'em (not a difficult task). I really wouldn't want you to be photographed with a war criminal who might have his fingers crossed again - that was a disaster!
How about dinner sometime, Hill? Or maybe you and me can go frolicking through Ft. Marcy Park and talk about all the people we have buried there.
Hill, before I go, I want to introduce you to my grandkids...
Frank - Joey - Paulie - Corleone - Donnie - Gotti - Hank (we adopted him) - Maria - Joey II - Joey III - Louie - Frankie - Salvatore - Tony - Anthony - Antony - Anony - Anschovie - John - Johnnie and Jimmy
Kids, say hello to Auntie Hillary (or Uncle, your call Hill).
America's Grandma (sexy Grandma!),
Nancy
1/6/2007, 11:14 pm
NO! Outta the question, besides, do you really want to go there?
Flag Day? Betsy Ross? Patriot Womyn? Molly Pitcher?.....Think Girl!
Or maybe you and me can go frolicking through Ft. Marcy Park and talk about all the people we have buried there.
NO! Outta the question, besides, do you really want to go there?
Flag Day? Betsy Ross? Patriot Womyn? Molly Pitcher?.....Think Girl!
1/7/2007, 12:09 am
Hill, hunny, YOU AINT NO BESTY ROSS, girl. You're more like...uhhh... Statue of Liberalism with a vaseline slicked butch cut and a revolver in your great coat. Let's face it, you need to lighten up some and work the crowd. You also need to lay off the testosterone, people can tell with all the facial hair and deepening voice that you're shooting up in the mens room.
Hill, I thought we were going to be best pals, you know, you show me who you knocked off and I show you what I got laying around in the San-Franny Bay. Come on Hill, we are a team now and its time we pool our evil minds together so you can be president. Lets get real, Hill, that Obama has you licked, babe, he even has a book with the word "hope" in the title. We really need to get this guy out of the race before he screws up the deal, maybe you should pie him off with a Veep deal or a nice stainless suitcase full of sweat money (one that floats)?
-- Nancy
Hill, I thought we were going to be best pals, you know, you show me who you knocked off and I show you what I got laying around in the San-Franny Bay. Come on Hill, we are a team now and its time we pool our evil minds together so you can be president. Lets get real, Hill, that Obama has you licked, babe, he even has a book with the word "hope" in the title. We really need to get this guy out of the race before he screws up the deal, maybe you should pie him off with a Veep deal or a nice stainless suitcase full of sweat money (one that floats)?
-- Nancy
1/7/2007, 3:24 am
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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:<feverishly stuffs pockets> OK, good, good...now run along. I don't want anyone seeing this and getting any ideas. You never saw me here, got it?!
...
1/7/2007, 3:25 am
Was that a trick?
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:<feverishly stuffs pockets> OK, good, good...now run along. I don't want anyone seeing this and getting any ideas. You never saw me here, got it?!
Was that a trick?
1/7/2007, 3:34 am
No, I'm not a street performer or "illusionist" like Mikael the Mime is, my dearest comrade. If you want tricks, I would suggest you head on over to the GulagoTroll Impeachment forum. There you will find plenty of tricks, falsehoods and standard Party protocol.
The Tsarevna wrote:Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:<feverishly stuffs pockets> OK, good, good...now run along. I don't want anyone seeing this and getting any ideas. You never saw me here, got it?!
Was that a trick?
No, I'm not a street performer or "illusionist" like Mikael the Mime is, my dearest comrade. If you want tricks, I would suggest you head on over to the GulagoTroll Impeachment forum. There you will find plenty of tricks, falsehoods and standard Party protocol.
1/8/2007, 11:06 pm
Uh...so, who are we purging now, exactly? I'm not questioning anyone's authority, I'm just confused.
Red Square wrote:How about we direct the subservient news media who previously destroyed so many others, quietly to start digging Obama's grave? A few months later, when he is completely disoriented and panicking and has no idea what hit him, he will discover a very deep and touching suicide note in his breast pocket, masterfully written in his own hand.
At his funeral, HRC will be the first to admit Obama's heroic contribution to the cause of progress and the destruction of Wal-Marts everywhere. She may even donate some ca$s to the future Obama memorial and declare his birthday a national holiday.
The next step, of course, will be to start a purge to get rid of the "Obama killers" and basically hunt down and crush Dean, Pelosi, and all the other potentially disloyal loose cannons in the Party.
You can find this and other effective means to obtain absolute power in the Great Old Stalin's Playbook, available only at the People's Cube for a limited time only. Hurry while supplies last.
Uh...so, who are we purging now, exactly? I'm not questioning anyone's authority, I'm just confused.
1/8/2007, 11:12 pm
We are purging ME! No, wait, uhhhh... Dean!? Yes! Purge Dean!
OK, which one of you has been smoking up all of my stash!!?? NAMES PLEASE!
OK, which one of you has been smoking up all of my stash!!?? NAMES PLEASE!
1/9/2007, 9:19 pm
She's making a run for it!!! Stop her by any means necessary!
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1026
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1026
1/10/2007, 1:42 am
Dammit! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! Damn you Lou Dobbs! Damn you Chris Matthews! Arraaggh! I almost made a clean escape, yes I was going 2.3 MPH - but still, I almost made it!
Alright, I surrender! Do as you want with me, just please don't tamper with my face! I have spent billions to look this gorgeous! BILLIONS! Hillary, the balls are in your court now, I will do as you wish...
(Lupe, get up here and shake your ass! Maybe you can sway the jury in my favor!)
Alright, I surrender! Do as you want with me, just please don't tamper with my face! I have spent billions to look this gorgeous! BILLIONS! Hillary, the balls are in your court now, I will do as you wish...
(Lupe, get up here and shake your ass! Maybe you can sway the jury in my favor!)
1/10/2007, 4:04 am
I want the following things from the Pelosivich:
1 - 2 million USD in a secure Swiss account.
2 - Your golden office doors
3 - Your Rascal power chair
4 - The name of your plastic surgeon (I have enemies too you know that need to be dealt with in a Draconian fashion)
5 - Trumped up charges in YOUR writting that details the extent of your crimes and the manner you wish to be punished (The Guild will assist you in the compilation of such a list)
6 - A full apology to Comrade Keefer and more importantly, Her Excellency.
I would also demand the release of Crunchie, However, I'm sure he is happy wherever he is...
1 - 2 million USD in a secure Swiss account.
2 - Your golden office doors
3 - Your Rascal power chair
4 - The name of your plastic surgeon (I have enemies too you know that need to be dealt with in a Draconian fashion)
5 - Trumped up charges in YOUR writting that details the extent of your crimes and the manner you wish to be punished (The Guild will assist you in the compilation of such a list)
6 - A full apology to Comrade Keefer and more importantly, Her Excellency.
I would also demand the release of Crunchie, However, I'm sure he is happy wherever he is...
1/18/2007, 4:16 am
What about the gawdamn drapes!!????
Bitch owes you, Meow!!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I want the following things from the Pelosivich:
1 - 2 million USD in a secure Swiss account.
2 - Your golden office doors
3 - Your Rascal power chair
4 - The name of your plastic surgeon (I have enemies too you know that need to be dealt with in a Draconian fashion)
5 - Trumped up charges in YOUR writting that details the extent of your crimes and the manner you wish to be punished (The Guild will assist you in the compilation of such a list)
6 - A full apology to Comrade Keefer and more importantly, Her Excellency.
I would also demand the release of Crunchie, However, I'm sure he is happy wherever he is...
What about the gawdamn drapes!!????
Bitch owes you, Meow!!
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