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"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... I don't know about you, but it gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptillian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Hillary Clinton,
People's Commissar

Hillary's Other Fan Site

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https://www.hillarythebitch.com

Your Excellency M-me Hillary! Why did you set up a separate website for yourself if you already had such a great puplit at the Cube? Is it because of Obama's MySpace shenanigans that you decided to expand your presence in the Gulagosphere?

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I love you on the Hillary Show. You're my hero. Is there anything Hillary can't do?


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I'm stupid enough to trust her! Well, I don't really have a choice in the matter... it is a life or death kind of thing. <whispers> I heard she is disposing of people in the Chesapeake bay! This is just between you and me, comrade Red Square, I'm not a very good swimmer, especially with fashionable cement shoes securely fastened to my feet.

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Of course we are stupid enough to trust her! Why wouldn't we be? We just need some more indoctrination in the media on all channels, and have Laika send out an Anti-Kkkapitalist frequency that will replace all republikkkan commercials with appliance pornography, and then blame it on the republikans!

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Mmmmmm.... appliance pornography. Yes, very progressive... sooo progressive.

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Most commercials on TV are appliance pornography- but it's only us, the forward-thinking progressives who can fully apprciate them. The low-brow knuckle-dragging conservatives don't know what they are missing. They look at the screen and see a toaster or a lampshade. Ha! They rob themselves of the best moments in life! Oh the excitement, the lure, the anticipation, the euphoria!

Once I discovered appliantology I could never look at the TV screen with the same set of eyes again. Forget the screen, I could never look at the TV itself with the same set of eyes again. Sometimes I do it with the remote control, sometimes I just push the buttons...

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Mmm, yes... I like to push the buttons too! Of course the knuckle-draggers in all their bigoted hatemongering ways can never understand our love for appliances. Why, just the other day I was walking through Sears past all the household appliances... yes, I became a bit aroused, maybe have fondled a few washers or two (Theocritus was with me, he was sitting on a dryer giggling merrily and clapping his hands in pure delight) and then some kid, some kulak sales-slave, approached us and told us to leave. THE OUTRAGE! I burst into profanities, threw change at the peasant boy and told everyone within range of my obnoxious mouth that they were all bigots! We stormed out of course - that is after I left a little steaming brown surprise in the cash register drawer! Damn kulak bastards! THEY WILL PAY COME THE REVOLUTION!

APPLIANCE MARRIAGES, NOW!

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Ah yes. How I cherish that trip to the Sears appliance showroom. In fact I have been absent for a few days, making a tour of the appliance showrooms at Best Buy, which has some very nice ones. Did you know that LG is really not a South Korean firm but stands for Lesbian & Gay? Some people think it stands for Loosey-Goosey, but not with that fit, baby, not with that fit.

Home Depot was more rewarding, with power tools, and I, on viewing the belt sanders, have an idea for an improvement on the Hildo Hydra 7.1.

But the most intriguing was the time that I got lost, living on the Down Lowes.

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Comrade Red Square. While I admire your writings, you got out of control posting that insolent link. We need to focus our collective efforts to get Hillary elected. I look forward to the great purge, Comrade Red Square, and I don't want her campaign to get screwed up.

Together, we are paving the way to Communism - the destiny of all mankind.

Hillary, it's time for you to crush your adversaries using Rule #8 -
Keep the pressure on, with different tactics and actions, and utilize all events of the period for your purpose.
All the best, Comrade,
Your friend,
Saul

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Comrade Alinsky, though Hillary is on record as disagreeing with your "backyard" means, I am sure she is still in full agreement with you on the ends we must achieve.

To tomorrow.



 
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