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"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... I don't know about you, but it gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptillian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Hillary Clinton,
People's Commissar

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My dear Future President,

There's been a bit of stir in the media, particularly this Hannity character mentioning your locked up thesis.

While your thesis is indeed an honor, it's a bit premature for you to allow its release. Use rule #1. Consider rules #5 and #12, which you are quite adept at. Heh! heh! You may need to destroy some lives. (Oh joy!!!).

Remember how you shut up Rick Lazio? That was pure fun!

You know what to do!!!

All the best,
Your mentor and best friend!

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Saul, I was looking for one of your books one time at my local neighborhood propaganda retailer, and to my dismay they didn't have one scrap of Truth with your mark on it. What can I do? Hang on... just thought of something. My school provides free online E-books! Yes! I can have your book and NOT PAY FOR IT! Perfect!

So nevermind...

-- Meow

P.S - You're dead right? Yeah... I think you are. Have you registered yet to vote??

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With the exception of us progressive persons affiliated with the Socialist Enslavement ... er ... I mean ... Social Justice movement, why is it that your theories, Comrade Saul, are not taught in our country's middle schools and high schools? Also, I want to extend a hearty Thank You for your years of service to the former Soviet Union. You took the teachings of Marx and Lenin and adapted them to work within the AmeriKKKan social and cultural system. Большие Спасибо!!!



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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

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Greetings Comrade Chairman Punchenko. It is, indeed, an honor to reply to you.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:and to my dismay they didn't have one scrap of Truth with your mark on it. What can I do? Hang on...
As soon as Comrade President Hillary Clinton takes control, my books and her 97 page thesis will become required reading in all schools and Number 1 best seller in all book stores!
You're dead right? Yeah... I think you are. Have you registered yet to vote??
Oh? You think? heh, heh! Be glad I'm still alive, Comrade!

Please allow me, Comrade Chairman, to clear up a question with Comrade President Hillary. My dear comrade, your victory is assured. How do you prefer to be addressed, I would assume Comrade President Hillary Clinton, or do you prefer Comrade President Hillary Rodham, or just Comrade President?

Remember, Comrades, We're paving the way to Communism - The destiny of all mankind!!!

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Greetings Honorable Comrade Blokhayev,
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:...why is it that your theories, Comrade Saul, are not taught in our country's middle schools and high schools?
Thank you Comrade Blokhayev, for raising that question. Comrade President Hillary will change all that immediately upon ascention to power, just as the fellow Chinese comrades carried Chairman Mao's book around, America's children will carry around copies of Comrade President Hillary's thesis!
Also, I want to extend a hearty Thank You for your years of service to the former Soviet Union. You took the teachings of Marx and Lenin and adapted them to work within the AmeriKKKan social and cultural system.
Thank you, Comrade, for your most generous and eloquent comments. But our mutual cause comes first - to pave the way to communism under Comrade President Hillary's imperious leadership.
Saul



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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev[/quote]

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Be glad I'm still alive, Comrade!

How do you do it? Teach us the ways so that we may never die and can rule over the proles as we see fit for the rest of time!

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Greetings Comrade Premier Betty,
Premier Betty wrote: Teach us the ways...
Comrade President Hillary is the teacher, Comrade. Remember the town meeting on television, hosted by Bill Clinton, when the pony tail guy stood up sobbing to Bill, "We are your children!!!" Learn from Comrade President Hillary. Read my books, read Comrade Hillary's thesis, then, Comrade Betty, you will know,.

Thank you for replying Comrade Premier Betty; but focus on Comrade President Hillary. What have you done, today, to destroy her enemies?

Warmest regards,
Saul

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What have you done, today, to destroy her enemies?

I had a double double jumbo bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese. And then I didn't flush the toilet in the restroom. Does that count?

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Bacon Burger!? Do you know how deadly those things are, Betty? Josef hula-hooping Stalin! Betty, I want you in my private velvet chambers immediately and help me get something on slinky for your obvious Trans-Fatty sin against Gaia! I wonder how many INNOCENT ANIMALS had to die for your eeevil indulgence! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!

Oh, and bring some lube with you, I can't seem to squeeze my fat cellulite ridden ass into those leather chaps with out. Be sure to bring gloves too, the flab on my legs are toxic so handle with care!

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Oh Darwin...not again. What did I ever do to deserve this?! The hamburger wasn't even made of real meat, it was from McDonalds!!!!

<passes out>

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Premier Betty wrote: Oh Darwin...not again. What did I ever do to deserve this?! The hamburger wasn't even made of real meat, it was from McDonalds!!!!

*slap* *slap* Wake up, Betty. You don't have to take this. Even Our Many Tittied Empress has HAD IT with Nancsky.

Nancsky, you fat slush! The answer is NO! I'm tired of the abuse you heap on the other Party members!!! Squeeze your own FAT ASS into your chaps. It's not OUR fault that you have Congress so FUCKED UP that it's approval rating is WORSE than George W. Bush's!!!! How the hell did you and Harry Reid manage that? Huh? It must have taken a lot of hard work and gargantuan STUPIDITY!!!

I'M WATCHING YOU!!! If you don't sober up and fix this mess in Congress ... and I mean fast!!!! ... I will personally lead a revolt and PURGE YOUR ASS. Do you hear me??? REV-O-LU-TION!!!

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

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*slap* *slap* Wake up, Betty. You don't have to take this. Even Our Many Tittied Empress has HAD IT with Nancsky.

Thank you, I needed that... and another burger.

<munching sounds>

*BURP!*

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Premier Betty wrote: Oh Darwin...not again. What did I ever do to deserve this?! The hamburger wasn't even made of real meat, it was from McDonalds!!!!

*slap* *slap* Wake up, Betty. You don't have to take this. Even Our Many Tittied Empress has HAD IT with Nancsky.

Nancsky, you fat slush! The answer is NO! I'm tired of the abuse you heap on the other Party members!!! Squeeze your own FAT ASS into your chaps. It's not OUR fault that you have Congress so FUCKED UP that it's approval rating is WORSE than George W. Bush's!!!! How the hell did you and Harry Reid manage that? Huh? It must have taken a lot of hard work and gargantuan STUPIDITY!!!

I'M WATCHING YOU!!! If you don't sober up and fix this mess in Congress ... and I mean fast!!!! ... I will personally lead a revolt and PURGE YOUR ASS. Do you hear me??? REV-O-LU-TION!!!

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev


I am so ashamed... well, I would be if I could be shamed. But theoretically speaking, I can only say I am sorry I had not seen this masterpiece of Party Correction comrade. I salute you!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Premier Betty wrote: Oh Darwin...not again. What did I ever do to deserve this?! The hamburger wasn't even made of real meat, it was from McDonalds!!!!

*slap* *slap* Wake up, Betty. You don't have to take this. Even Our Many Tittied Empress has HAD IT with Nancsky.

Nancsky, you fat slush! The answer is NO! I'm tired of the abuse you heap on the other Party members!!! Squeeze your own FAT ASS into your chaps. It's not OUR fault that you have Congress so FUCKED UP that it's approval rating is WORSE than George W. Bush's!!!! How the hell did you and Harry Reid manage that? Huh? It must have taken a lot of hard work and gargantuan STUPIDITY!!!

I'M WATCHING YOU!!! If you don't sober up and fix this mess in Congress ... and I mean fast!!!! ... I will personally lead a revolt and PURGE YOUR ASS. Do you hear me??? REV-O-LU-TION!!!

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev


I am so ashamed... well, I would be if I could be shamed. But theoretically speaking, I can only say I am sorry I had not seen this masterpiece of Party Correction comrade. I salute you!

*takes a bow*

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Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, Zampolit
The People's Revolutionary Guard
Central Command, Political Directorate

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I am working hard on developing my condescending and haughtiness skills to be a better Commissar, and your response was a graduate course! It does not come easy, even for the Mighty Pup, for when you have sniffed as many tails as I, it's hard sometimes to look down my nose, as long as it is, at others... But I am learning!

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If this doesn't make you [img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img] Hillary, nothing will. She really knows how to "work" the crowd, n'est pas? Such passion!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=i' ... 36DD0D7ACF

What a high-riding righteous bitch. Or, maybe that's SELF-righteous bitch. Take your pick.She reminds many divorced men of their former wives, so I'm told.

I've seen several bumper stickers that say: I'm ready for Hillary.

Really?

Every time I try to post the video of Hillary saying she's "sick and tired" etc., I get a "site not recognized" notice.


I'm sure you can imagine her shrill voice when she says:[h1]“I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration.”[/h1]Really, Hill? Really???What about those who stand up and debate and disagree with you and any administration? Are you sick and tired of that?Of course not. You must learn to curb your shrill, dear Hill. I fear/hope it is not too late to do this. You already know they will believe anything you say. Keep the shrill down and you may make it to the playoffs.


 
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