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Dumber Times

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Drums please
aaaaaaaaaa yeah!
Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!

Here it is, the plan is to trans–form
Just a bit at a time, then CONFORM!
Just a little somethin' to break the United States
Of all that hardcore love of country you see

A little bit out of control, must stop this trance
But I'm about my groove that soothes — my moves — my chants
Gives me my soft subtle tricks
And you ain't broke? then just wait — I'll fix that!

And think of my heroes of the past
Baiters of race and let Molotov's blast
Top Dog in DC and let me run amok and put your life on hold
Don't look back 'cause now it's dumber times!

Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!
Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!

School is ours — breeding ground against the fuzz
But back then you didn't really know what it was
But now you see the way of this
The way that the kids respond to all this madness

The anger is hot and rules are meanin' less
And checkin' out from these days seems the way that's best
Walkin' around with your head in your wazzu
Or in your basement hidin' from my next move

Back in DC we be settin' the trap
A place called the White House is where all my homies go
Guys just schemin' and girls doin' likewise
Honkies are forbidden ‘less they with me with Commie eyes

You turn around to see what's goin' on and
I'm like a cancer — a supernatural maniac?
And with a pen and phone, commandeer demise
To hit you and get you conscript for the dumber times

Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!
Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!

It's late in the day and I ain't been on the links yet
Hustle from the mall to get me a golf set
Yeah, I reek and sneak 'cause I ain't got a pair
Then basketball courts for us dummies where smarts rare

My temperature's about all that hate
Hip deep in water sold my soul for a stake
Jive and adlib, change the rules once more
‘Cause you're invited to the third degree that's Commie hardcore

Prayin' with your friends 'cause y'all reminisce
About the days growin' up and that there freedom you miss
And as you think back, makes you wish somehow
The red, white and blue could spark up nostalgia

All the Dems playing' tricks now, Commie ploys messin' 'round
While the world playin' pussy-foot
With the muzzie's killin' like goons
As gentlefolks chance's dim for our country's strong union

Then that ol' clock goes around
Close to finish wipin' my brow down
Scared of Ted Cruz, so I head to
The Dumber Time hangout, it looks like Czar show

Everybody come lookin' real fine
Flush with your cash and so, so fly like a Democrat pawn
Every moment frontin' and maxin'
Livin' up the times we spent all day taxin'

Leanin' to the Left we tipped things over
Steady as she goes nobody blew our cover
There's a time to shove and a time to push and this is
The Fake Prez's new definition of dumber madness

Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!
Dumber, dumber, dumber times
You must sit back, life's assigned!

Dumber, dumber, dumber times…



 
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