Congresswoman Marries Brother, Gets Stoned

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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has been in the news lately for marrying her own brother.

The reason behind this incestuous event is still unclear - we are not sure if she did it to commit immigration acceleration and thus allow her brother an expedited path to citizenship in the United States; or if she did it for reasons of the heart.

Regardless of what we think, Sharia Law is very clear on the remedy for this transgression and we must support the imposition of Sharia Law on our Muslim Congresswomen.

Former Colorado Governor, John Lickenpooper - who legalized recreational marijuana in Colorado is busy trying to get his interpretation of stoning accepted by the association of Colorado Imams which would lessen the severity of the punishment for Congresswoman Omar.