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Having tried and failed with every attempt to remove Trump from office, Democrats enlisted the bold and courageous Rep. Eric Swalwell to demonstrate their ultimate anti-Trump weapon.

The Democrat Congressman helping lead the charge for impeachment was being interviewed by Chris Matthews. Then, fire in the hole, pull...

The experience was so satisfying that both participants have been reported to have thrills running down their legs.


Did Eric Swalwell study film clips of The Spleen in the 1999 movie Mystery Men to help develop this weapon? It certainly seems so...

NO!!! NOT GAS!!!!! That idiot is on the Intelligence Committee? The irony..... I think Swalwell is infamous for many things, nuking AR-15 owners who refuse to turn in their rifles is one...The video clip, well....let's just say my coffee cup has more charisma and crowd appeal....

ooops...and Swalwell's got that mansion of a student loan mortgage payment to redeem himself ---and 'maybe' your's too, comrades. Gotta wind up this Impeachment Show Trial so you can get down to some serious legislating to Redemption at the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer: Congress Branch, Rep. Swalwell. Gassin' on hearsay just ain't cuttin' the mustard when it comes to the continued ability to off-load your personal debt through the StateChurch's Missions Program, Congressman...Time to Get FOCUSED on the REAL.

Blow Big. Blow Bold. Blow Good.

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549

Now that Rep. Smelwell has dropped a hardball in his pants, Chris Matthews might want to change the name of his program to something softer and less spherical.

Red Square wrote:Now that Rep. Smelwell has dropped a hardball in his pants, Chris Matthews might want to change the name of his program to something softer and less spherical.

Only TPC™ could possibly contain such an explosive fake news show.

Swalwell: “The government has cukes.”

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Don't let Greta Thunberg find out. Looked like a cow sized fart to me....And frankly it was the most intelligent thing I've heard Swalwell say.

Ladies....crop dusting is apparently gender neutral.

Eric Swalwell dressed for battle and ready to engage as the latest weapon against the Bad Orange Man. Just add beans.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:

Glory!


If it's vapour in your cute pantaloon
or you wish something else to lampoon
....you may cleverly choose
....if perhaps you could use
that mille-old Anglo-Saxon cartoon.

... and, for a good measure:

Who needs late night comedy when we have Eric Swalwell? Humor is so bourgeois!

Neither do we need the Discovery Channel, unless it runs a reality show with Eric Swalwell attracting females of his species in the wild with trumpet-like mating calls.

Red Square wrote:Who needs late night comedy when we have Eric Swalwell? Humor is so bourgeois!

Neither do we need the Discovery Channel, unless it runs a reality show with Eric Swalwell attracting females of his species in the wild with trumpet-like mating calls.

Howz 'bout Swalwell hosting MasterPIEce Drama Theater? 'pelipsky's really worried about how Mr. and Mrs. Swalwell are gonna make the mortgage on dear Eric's Student Loan Debt. Time's wasting in the Pelosi House and off-loading that mortgage payment through legislative charity needs Swalwell's, and the rest of the debtors in Congress' full attention...or things are gonna blow sky high.
just sayin...'pelipsky