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McDonalds' new food porn, anticipate a "rise" in sales

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Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan


Comrades, watch what you order in McDonalds, and where you are. Ask in Japan, and soon you will get a warm, creamy-centered confection.... Ask for the same product in Kansas City, and you get a felony record for sexual assault, and a new ankle bracelet.

Image When googling this product, do not click on any links by Pornhub... at least from a government computer. Not that I would know anything about such things
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Clearly no English speakers over the age of twelve were consulted in the marketing meeting where they decided "what do we call this." Not since Chevrolet learned that in Latin American Markets the Chevy Nova didn't sell because "no va" means "won't go" has a marketing failure of translation hit this kind of level, with one possible exception:

"Regardless of whether the wording was intentional or accidental, it's a marketing boon for the fast food giant as people will no doubt be flooding social media with images of the lost-in-translation dessert as soon as it goes on sale, much like they did with the incidental blowjob cup from McDonald's last year"


McDonalds. I'm Lovin' it...

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I'll just stay with Marxism Coffee, thankyouverymuch.

Marxism Coffee: Smell The Revolution

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"Blowjob Cup"? Isn't that one of the awards at the annual adult film conven... no, never mind.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:"Blowjob Cup"? Isn't that one of the awards at the annual adult film conven... no, never mind.
It's Harvey Weinstein's lifetime achievement award.

As seen on TV at the Oscars, Golden Globes, Cannes, etc. Presented by Gwyneth Paltrow and many others like her.

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Red Square wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:"Blowjob Cup"? Isn't that one of the awards at the annual adult film conven... no, never mind.
It's Harvey Weinstein's lifetime achievement award.

As seen on TV at the Oscars, Golden Globes, Cannes, etc. Presented by Gwyneth Paltrow and many others like her.

I was under the impression that it was the Lifetime Achievement award given to Kommissar William Jefferson "BJ" Clinton.


 
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