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Trump to produce signature brand of social distancing masks

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Rumor has it that President Trump is going to release his personal line of "Social Distancing Masks" to the Hollywood and San Francisco areas, as well as to all major Democrat-run cities.

The mask is designed to guarantee that residents of these progressive anclaves will keep their proper social distance from anyone wearing it.

Above: President Donald J. Trump beta-testing a prototype of the rumored mask in the Washington, DC area.

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This may work against the plan. I've seen the unwashed masses mob and pummel a misguided person wearing a red hat with MAGA on it...(as they should), but mobbing the Trump mask from 6 feet may require a modification to how we do things.

Ponder and discuss qiuetly amongst yourselves for five minutes then identify a spokesman to present your solutions to the class. I'm going to step out for some beet juice...

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Someone should do a study and determine if that the masks are not biodegradable and therefore a threat to all land and sea life - and they clog toilets, and probably smell funny, too.

I would volunteer but it's Monday.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:[highlight=#ffff99]This may work against the plan.[/highlight] I've seen the unwashed masses mob and pummel a misguided person wearing a red hat with MAGA on it...(as they should), but mobbing the Trump mask from 6 feet may require a modification to [highlight=#ffff99]how we do things[/highlight].

Ponder and discuss qiuetly amongst yourselves for five minutes then identify a spokesman to present your solutions to the class. I'm going to step out for some beet juice...

So, Ambassador to Texazistan you're telling 'pelipsky, that there IS a plan for survival of the fittest?

Being's as you're The People's Tractor Barn #2 and Tractor Repair, CEO, as well as, The People's Ambassador to Texazistan, 'pelipsky's takin' your word on that fact about how we do things regarding socialist distancing in some places.

Waiting for you to return from your beet juice deliberations.

forelock tug,
'pelipsky



 
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