UPDATE: By popular demand, we've turned our Hoax Generator into a real, functioning web app. Just click on the button repeatedly and feel like a real mainstream media journalist.

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Komrades,

Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your troubles are gone thanks to the revolutionary new HoaxGen™.

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Thanks to advanced cross-referenced data-science technology, you can create an endless stream of TrumpHoaxes without the slightest effort!

Instead of inventing stuff nobody believes anyway, you'll be able to spend more time protesting in the streets and burning down America.

Don't wait! Buy your copy now. You can even get a HoaxGen website banner, so you won't have to copy paste the content in a 'news' article.

Comrade Minitrue
Interim Kommissar of Informatiks-driven Psychologikal Warfare

Exalted Komrade Dar-al-Brusseliyah'ois, I haf make an auxiliary plugin for HoaxGen™. It's the Nominatively Advanced Modular Extension (NAME™), popular nickname The Nominator™.

To demonstrate its usage, let's take one of the plethora HoaxGen™ templates:

Donald Trump <said something bad about> <penguins> while <on a trip to Thailand>. There are <823> anonymous witnesses.

to produce TEAM™, the Trumpishly Extended Artificial Messaging pattern:

<trumputleron> <said something bad about> <penguins> while <on a trip to Thailand>. There are <823> anonymous witnesses.

Of course, <trumputleron> is yet another placeholder in the gloriously complex Generator of yours. Using the elegant HoaxGen/GUI™, our Graphical User Interface, the <trumputleron> can be filled with chosable kontents from a drop-down list.
For now, the kontent-repository provides the following nominatives: Trumputler, Trumputlerini.


ACHTUNG:
The <trumputleron> repository is arbitrarily extendable!
Komrades, start your neural engines!




КТО СДЕЛАЕТ БОЛЬШЕ?
WHO MAKES MORE?

These constructs are missing a very important and impactful component, such the words "without evidence" that must be added to everything Trump says. For example:

Donald Trump<, without evidence,> <said something bad about> <penguins> while <on a trip to Thailand>. There are <823> anonymous witnesses.

How could this omission happen? We'll get to the bottom of it. Heads will roll.

After consulting with 823 anonymous sources, The Atlantic has been able to confirm that illegitimate President Trump said, without evidence, while on a trip to Thailand, "Penguins hate Thailand. You know it's true because they never come ashore here. That tells you all you need to know about Thailand. It's a shit hole country, you know. Thais are losers and suckers!"

Thai officials refused to comment on the insulting diatribe, citing ongoing security considerations and trade negotiations.

The Thai foreign minister stated that penguins have not been discussed in the negotiations.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:After consulting with 823 anonymous sources, The Atlantic has been able to confirm that illegitimate President Trump said, without evidence, while on a trip to Thailand, "Penguins hate Thailand. You know it's true because they never come ashore here. That tells you all you need to know about Thailand. It's a shit hole country, you know. Thais are losers and suckers!"

Thai officials refused to comment on the insulting diatribe, citing ongoing security considerations and trade negotiations.

The Thai foreign minister stated that penguins have not been discussed in the negotiations.

Just for a moment there, I thought it was real.
I have to ask... captain, are you... CNN?

Just for a moment there, I thought it was real.
I have to ask... captain, are you... CNN?

Not at all, comrade Minitrue. CNN is far too RightWing™ for me to sell my soul to them. CNN is not part of The Solution™ which obviously makes them part of The Problem™.

Besides which, what makes you think it's not real? It's certainly believable.

We can put it in the Fake but Accurate™ category.

Komrade M, Elevated High IntKom van InfPsyWar of Dar al-Brusseliyah,

you sure you didn't (in advance!) "leak" HoaxGen™ to Kfality Shurnalizm?
Just askin', as I shovel through NYPravda and WaBezIzvestiya.

Donald Trump, <without evidence> , said something bad about <female> <penguins> while on a trip to Thailand. There are <823> anonymous witnesses.

There is outrage today in the penguin community as news of Donald Trump's comments to Thailand's Prime Minister Chan Oh-Cha during an outing to the Khao Kheow Open Zoo, which has been closed due to the ongoing catastrophic threat of COVID-19. The President's remarks centered around the penguin enclosure, which has recently been outfitted with cutouts of zoo visitors in order to combat penguin depression. According to statements from 823 witnesses who did not wish their identities to be revealed, Trump observed that the female penguins appeared to "vogue" for the cutouts of men and then stated that "some things never changed."

The Prime Minister's office has not been available for comment.

Sergei endorses HoaxGen™.

Good grief! Whatever happened to Global Warming? I thought we had the perfect hoax, right there.

I feel marginalized...

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Good grief! Whatever happened to Global Warming? I thought we had the perfect hoax, right there.

I feel marginalized...

Comrade Lysenkomann, there is no need to feel marginalized. You simply need to learn how to connect the dots between Thailand, penguins and Climate Change™ (you really ought to update your verbiage, comrade. Global Warming™ is so 2000). This is of course quite easy to do. Penguins prefer colder weather, Thailand is getting warmer (allegedly) and penguins won't nest there, therefore: Climate Change™.You need feel marginalized no longer, comrade.You can find misery everywhere, comrade, if you're willing to look for it.

Sergei endorses HoaxGen™.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:... Whatever happened to Global Warming? I thought we had the perfect hoax, right there. ...

Don't despair, Komrade Mikhail.
I have it on good authority, that KKK, the Kurrent Korona Krisis, will be somehow mingleknotted with KK, Klimkatastrophia. Not sure if I can reveal the details, but who knows...

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:... and Climate Change™ (you really ought to update your verbiage, comrade. Global Warming™ is so 2000) ...

While Kapitan is fully korrekt here, xze is also totally wrong.

Global Warming™ 2000? ha-ha-ha...
Climate Change™ 2010? har-har-har...
Planetary Heating™ 2019, Komrades! It's official!

Klimate Krisis 2020!


... and, patiently awaiting the gong for its entrance: Kollektivia, this is our moment. This is our time. Our the time to turn the page on the wordings of the past.

NOW - Klimkatastrophia!

Glory, Komrades!

Got this from a reliable source: The Benefactor Of Humanity, Philanthrocapo dei Philanthrocapi, will shovel gazillions of his green goodies towards an autonomously EU/SSR customized variant of HoaxGen™.

It will be very distinct, I'm told, from the transatlantic variant which Minitrue's Ministry rolled out just days ago. It will primarily focus on affirmative aspects (Koronakampf, Klimaprogress, Kanzlerkonferenz). All Trumplates (that's the Orange Man related templates) will be one-to-one shared with the transatlantic variant, of course.
(transatlantic: as seen from our cis-Brusseliyah kubicles, of course)

Asked when "the Benjamins" start "pouring down", Philanthrocapo answered "szekétefeléteferfiákoszőmbalytófarkas" (meaning soon).
(Philanthrocapo, he always grasp for korrekt word, when not find he say Hungarian)

Komrade Minitrue, Projekt monys galore! Bazinga!

It's all meant for EurInfPsyWar, under direkt supervision of your glorious Departement van InfPsyWar (which, I hear hush-hush, will be exalted to GlobDepInfPsyWar/EUSSR).


Komrades, we witness the Wheels Of History marching squarely towards al-Uwrubbiyahstan!

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Sergei endorses HoaxGen™ ...

Sergei The Colluder Guy switched (got switched?) from
Poka-poka to (polnost'yu korryektno, fully korrekt) Paka-paka. ___ (the bye-bye)

PROGRESS!
ПРОГРЕСС!


(Sergei did it already quite a time ago)
(and: there is a reason why Russkies write хорошо, khorosho yet say kharasho, da?)

Comrades! Please! Enough!!! We have ONE immediate objective!!!! Get the Evil TrumpHitler to lose the 2020 Election. We do not need the truth about the evil TrumpHitler!!! We can fabricate the truth via our “Fellow Travelers” in the MSM (CNN, CBS, NBC, and msLSD). How is this for a narrative....
“The Evil TrumpHitler” KILLED thousands of kittens today. Kittens that would brought happiness to thousands of veterans, men and women everywhere”.

I forgot to add:
#HEILBIDEN2020

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... green goodies towards an autonomously EU/SSR customized variant of HoaxGen™ ...

Now I even got a blueprint of one of the templates!
(hah, got it via fax - an amazing apparat, vhich vee haf here since our Great Chairwomx Frau Dr. Merkel proklaimed ze need of ze Digitale Revolushen vich vee must haf)

Here it is:

Bundeskanzlerin Merkel < achieved / created / initiated / ..> yet another < success / breakthrough / gigakonference / ..> < on / in / during / ..> her triumphal < oration / visit / megameeting / ..> < in / at / of / ..> < davos / timbuktu / terrasummit / ..> < while / and / also / ..> < commenting / criticizing / pointing-out / ..> Trump's newest < fad / hysteria / cheatery / war / imperfectly-creased-pant / ..> which she will < decisively / trailblazingly / always / ..> < denounce / reject / forbid / ..> , while the < enraptured / shining / applauding / ..> < masses / sun / apparatchiks / ..> friendly < waved / danced / intoned / ..> < DDR-flaglets / kazachok / Die-Internationale / ..> .

(it's in all 24 official languages of EUSSR, of course)

With <Bundeskanzlerin Merkel> replaced by <nominator>, we instantly get the flexibility to korrektly report on Monsieur Macron, Herr Altmaier, George S, and all other celebrigrandees of the exalted planetary club.

We here, in our cisatlantic (re Dar al-Brusseliyah) Kubicles, we can only hope and wish our transatlanic (re Brusseliyah, PBUH) comrades ever attain our, Old Kontinent's, level of nuance and sophistication..... yeah, 'em gun-adoring yokels.



Historiographical Reflection.

If only they had HoaxGen™ (adjusted variant) in Motherland, alas, back then, the glorious СССР era...

<current-GenSek> caringly visited <kombinat/sovkhoz/lagyer/..> promising further <glorious/socialistik/anti-imperialistik/..> <progress/kampaign/big-big-plans/..> and then fatherly distributed among the <kollektive/stakhanovians/pioneers/..> delightful <pirozhki/kvas/free-rides-to-kolyma/..> . . . .