The #MeToo movement declared president Trump the winner of the recent presidential election stating, "he claimed to be a victim of voter fraud, and you should always believe the victim."

A spokespersoncxz for the radical feminist group explained that they had no choice if they wanted to avoid being called "a bunch of stinking hypocrites."

The Ivy League Social Justice Warrior Association floated an argument that this rule only applies to persons of a superior gender (self-identified womyn) or Über-Pigmentierte (self-identified persons of superior pigmentation).

Progressives throughout the USA are now worried that should President Trump use their playbook and self-identify as a black woman for the duration of the coming two months, the progressive coalition would have no choice but to concede the election.

Let me reiterate: #NoTrumpNoPeace