Kate's got RedStar® in her car and one on her breast,
No one likes her lip, and we've right to arrest
Kate's the guy who's your boss out Oregon's way
So watch out what you're doin' when you're workin' that way
If you break Kate's law, you'll hear from She, I know
Kate's a-twerkin' for the State, with her CoVid Patrol.

Well, you'll know me when you see me,
'Cause my door's painted white
Kate czarina a-screamin' with her flashin' red lights
Kate woke all day and Kate woke all night
Yes harpin' law disorder, tryin' undo what's right
If Brown writes you CoVid ticket, then all saner minds know
Brown's just doxin' yo' job, with her CoVid Patrol.

Kate's CoVid Patrol, her CoVid Patrol,
Brown's sermons are schlong'd, and yo' pay is low.
But Kate'll do her best to keep yo' indentured so,
Brown's just a-doxin' yo' job, with her CoVid Patrol.

If you're working to last, like Americans do,
You can bet your boots, Brown's coming after you.
If you want some space, then get on the Right track,
Cause if you try and run away, Brown's gonna bring ya back,
Brown's here to keep all the Spreaders working slow,
Brown's just a-doxin' yo job, with her CoVid Patrol

Brown's CoVid Patrol, Brown's CoVid Patrol,
Brown's sermon's schlong'd, and yo' pay is low
But Kate'll do her best to keep you working slow,
Brown's just a-doxin' yo' job, with her CoVid Patrol.
Brown's just a-doxin' yo' job, with her CoVid Patrol