KAMALARADS!!!

Great News! Since our Useful Idiots Fellow Travelers at Simon & Schuster have purged the book deal of the RRRAAAAACSIT RethugliKKKan Insurrectionist and Alleged Senator Josh Hawley, they have granted capacity to issue a new Woke Working Title from PETA intended to address lingering Speciesism found in the great Collectivist “How To” klassic from George Orwell.

As you know, PETA has recently urged people to stop using animal names such as “Pig” or “Chicken” to describe human persons.

In light of this, the Party has authorised the revision of select books that have not already been slated for the bundesbonfeuer “permanent kancellation” to reflect the desired animal friendly changes rekwested by PETA.


This new tome -- to be titled VEGETABLE FARM -- is due to be released in time for Premier-Designate Kamalarad Harris to be sworn in as Biden's planned replacement in accordance with the provisions of Amendment XXV.

Whereas Orwell's 1984 was intended as a blueprint for the organization of the Perfect State, the manual formerly known as Animal Farm provides a guiding vision for how lowly and self-sacrificing Inner Party Servants should handle their daily affairs while steering the ship of State once the mutiny is complete.

Many of the more Woke Inner Party Members were afraid to even lay eyes upon the older classic for fear of being called SSSSSSSPPPIIIEESIST!!! Now they may proceed without fear from Kancel Kulture Karens. It should also open this kritical genre to the Vegan audience.

And since we are no longer concerned with such RRRRRAAACIST Whyte Privileged notions as Private Property and Intellectual Property Rights, the Party has appropriated the “khristian” “Veggie Tales” characters and redistributed them to PETA for a planned screen adaptation of this new, Party-Approved Klassic. The film is due to be released in time for the Festivus Season (just before the Airing of the Grievances).

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Sounds like vegetable ragout is on the menu, Kamalarads!

Who's going to do the slicing and dicing? Tomatoes don't have hands, y'know.

'pelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote:Sounds like vegetable ragout is on the menu, Kamalarads!

Who's going to do the slicing and dicing? Tomatoes don't have hands, y'know.

'pelipsky

Only Beets, Kamalarad jackalopelipsky.... IF you are worthy....

It will be a cold day in the gulag when I can't call a capitalist pig a capitalist pig. Spit. That is until the party approves non pig vegetables equally as insulting.

Comrade Jenkem wrote:It will be a cold day in the gulag when I can't call a capitalist pig a capitalist pig. Spit. That is until the party approves non pig vegetables equally as insulting.

ACHTUNG!!! VORSICHT!!!

You WILL find another Vegetable term to denigrate the Kapitalists, Kamalarad JenKem… Or you WILL find yourself pushing up vegetables as a newly promoted “Inert Agricultural Composting Specialist”….

VERSTEHEN???

Raum Emmanual Goldstein is hereby awarded the Beet of the Week prize.


It comes with a bumper sticker for his mom parental unit.


Additionally, this post calls for the prestigious Hammer and Popsicle Award.


The prizes to be awarded at tonight's Valentine's Day celebrations behind Tractor Barn #2. The ceremony to be followed by a red square dance party and rhythmic marching to the live musical accompaniment by the beloved string and drum kollektive, the Beetles.

Revised Orwell's Vegetable Farm: The Middle East version featuring the Gurka.

Red Square wrote:Raum Emmanual Goldstein is hereby awarded the Beet of the Week prize.


It comes with a bumper sticker for his mom parental unit.


Additionally, this post calls for the prestigious Hammer and Popsicle Award.


The prizes to be awarded at tonight's Valentine's Day celebrations behind Tractor Barn #2. The ceremony to be followed by a red square dance party and rhythmic marching to the live musical accompaniment by the beloved string and drum kollektive, the Beetles.

'pelipsky is just overjoyed that Raum Emmanual Goldstein was awarded this Beet Award. B.A.

And...the bumpersticker takes 'pelipsky back to the futuretime when every bumper in the collective sported 'My Beet Sprout is an Honor Roll Student", but 'pelipsky taught remedial reading.

Thank you Dear Red Square for creating and awarding this award.

But, according to R.E.G. - today's beet's are less bland and benign than in the past.

jackalopelipsky wrote:
'pelipsky is just overjoyed that Raum Emmanual Goldstein was awarded this Beet Award. B.A.

And...the bumpersticker takes 'pelipsky back to the futuretime when every bumper in the collective sported 'My Beet Sprout is an Honor Roll Student", but 'pelipsky taught remedial reading.

Thank you Dear Red Square for creating and awarding this award.

But, according to R.E.G. - today's beet's are less bland and benign than in the past.

This, Kamalarad jackalopelipsky, is the artist rendition of our new SJW Beet-fighter Action Figure. It is all part of our new "PLM" Plants Rights campaign to end the enslavement and exploitation of Flora Planet-Wide.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: [the most-important WOKE revision of literature in will be "Vegetable Farm" as educational replacement for Orwell's "Animal Farm"]:



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Dear Comrade Goldstein,

In your excellent reporting on what is now the most-anticipated WOKE revision of Orwell's original work and your quite proper display of respect for a variety of veggies, I thought you had committed a serious discriminatory omission by not including the following:


But afterward, a trusty comrade whispered in my ear "KOOK, you kook, are you too ignorant to know that a potato (also known in the South as a "tater") is NOT a 'vegetable'?

What about beets? And Radishes? And Carrots? Do they get special privileged denied to the taters.

That's why this "tater" wants to take-over and be the dictator.

--KOOK