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The House Dems' New Gender-Neutral Speech Code

Pronouns drifting too long
In the same ‘day's old' choose
Loose trends tying a noose
In attack of our minds

If we thought that hir was making hir's way
To where words puzzle in insane ways
Hir'll pull it untethered:
It's a strange legislation

When we wake up
Some ze will screech out our racist tones
And hir will
Raze public school every teaching

I remember the way that hir smiled
When hir's gravity shackles untied
And something went vacant
Then I think it's called bewild'ring

Pronouns drifting too long
In the same ‘day's old' choose
Loose trends tying a noose
In attack of our minds

If we thought that hir was making hir's way
To where words puzzle in insane ways
Hir'll pull it untethered:
It's a strange legislation