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Cho Bai-Din proclaims the next step of His Revolution

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Barely five-millio-uh-fifty-thousa-xcuse-me-five-fifty [150, whispered teleprompter] days – announced Dear Premier Cho Bai-Din, mumbling into the.. the thing.. the thing they told him to mumble in, the micro.. the megaphone – I proudly announce that the.. we achieved the.. the first goal of our national Next Dea.. uh, our Now Deal. Goal! Goal! Goal! (looks around the auditorium, scantly half a score staff, covid-distanced from each other, and continues) I proudly announce that... (well, let's cut to the chase:)

Skipping the cumbersome details of fuel pipeline, um, operation, and not even a peep about, uh, the now acute gas shortages, Premier Cho Bai-Din got full of praise: .. Karbon is down! We achieved Paris! Let's show the World!

And finalized: .. We need the Great Reset! We must stick to Our Deal! Let me be perfectly nonnu-clear. Today I proclaim clean America!

Now it's time to continue our progress!
Now it's time to dare the next step!
Now it's time to quickly top up!

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(glorious bckgr semi-anonymous)

But remember, added Dear Premier:

Environmentally!
Progressively!
Sustainably!


See say padway ― NO KARBON!


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Don't worry GD.

There are no quitters here.

Everything will be OK.

The same spirit that founded this country is still here.

There are more of us than them.

We will prevail.


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A palate cleanser and validity marker just for fun.



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I have heard that one before.





Or was it this one.






Ok, this will clean the palate--AND TOPLESS!!




 
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