Comrades who know there is no TPC Bunker explain TPC’s bunker is NOT like a Swiss bunker.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/27/2023, 8:44 am

...there is no TPC Bunker...

 

Jackalopelipsky has been ‘assured’ there is no TPC bunker, or last chopper out.

'Pelipsky, your clearance level has been temporarily elevated to Category B (as in Beet) to show you there is indeed a bunker.

WARNING: Comrades without clearance are prohibited from reading any further and should exit this thread immediately.

The TPC Bunker is hidden underground at a Secret™ location in an alpine meadow high in the mountains of central Florida (a short drive from that bar at Jupiter Beach). [click image for larger view on new page]


After looking at the diagram you are advised tear it off this page and swallow it or risk a trip to the gulag (a short drive from Disney World). 

It’s like Galt’s Gulch waiting for the collapse before Next Tuesday but without sunlight or fresh air.

Central Florida? Where's the golf course?

The Secret TPC Bunker located somewhere within the alpen region of Florida provides all TPC Comrades with shelter so that we can avoid putting together junk rafts, barges, and life preserver savers in our mainland retreat to Guantanamo. Y’know, like that Chinese dude retreating to Taiwan.

ET, there is a connecting tunnel to high meadow private golfing recreational course for qualified comrades.

Rumor has it, Tom Clancy wrote Hunt for Red October in such detail of submarine technology, he was investigated for (a now defunct crime of) releasing Defense secrets to the public.

Not that anything has recently been published that might be a bit too accurate for comfort, or anything...

If there was a bunker, that would (cough) be a nice one. One would assume that someone at the Direktor level (and maybe his/their/xir agitprop team would have his own floor immediately below the office level with his own elevator so as not to wait for the central elevator core. Also just above sewage treatment one would (hypothetically) look for prole housing for maintainers and cleaning comrades. If only there was a bunker....

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

5/29/2023, 12:11 am

Rumor has it....

Rumor has it, Tom Clancy wrote Hunt for Red October in such detail of submarine technology, he was investigated for (a now defunct crime of) releasing Defense secrets to the public.

Stanley Kubrick was also under suspicion for his all-too-accurate
B-52 set and props. Just goes to show that great minds think alike. 

Not that anything has recently been published that might be a bit too accurate for comfort, or anything...

(cough)

If there was a bunker, that would (cough) be a nice one. One would assume that someone at the Direktor level (and maybe his/their/xir agitprop team would have his own floor immediately below the office level with his own elevator so as not to wait for the central elevator core.

Elevator core?   

Also just above sewage treatment one would (hypothetically) look for prole housing for maintainers and cleaning comrades.

All living quarters are equally prole-level. The gymnasium just above the soylent green processer sanitation level is for the electricity generation treadmills exercise machines. Those who fail to produce their energy quota get enough exercise are routinely condemned assigned to work in the sanitation level. 


If only there was a bunker....

(cough)