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Help a comrade join the Party.

5/29/2023, 3:03 pm
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Comrades, I have a Twitter comrade who would like to join The Party™ but can't find a link to become a fully certified Party™ member. I have searched myself and can't find a link either. Directions from my TPC comrades would be helpful for our budding comrade.
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5/29/2023, 3:19 pm
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You might have the new comrade try this,
look for a login/register button, upper right..
ucp.php?mode=login&redirect=.%2Fviewfor ... 26start%3D
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5/29/2023, 3:42 pm
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Thank you, comrade. I will forward this to the prospective Party™ recruit. It's been so long since I humbled myself to become a servant of the State™ that I no longer remember how I did it. I thought is was simply by osmosis but, apparently, that's not the Current Truth™.
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5/30/2023, 5:23 pm
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As Yakov Naumovich Pokhis, AKA Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the Party always find you."
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6/1/2023, 6:02 pm
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Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑
5/30/2023, 5:23 pm
 As Yakov Naumovich Pokhis, AKA Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the Party always find you."

Exactly. Join The Party, comrades. You know you really “want” to. It makes joining TPC and The Party much easier. Volunteer after reading this, comrade.
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6/2/2023, 12:34 pm
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I have turned off self-registration because we were being assaulted by spammers from the Motherland. Let the comrade email me and I'll set him up with an account in a clandestine backdoor deal.
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6/2/2023, 2:56 pm
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Red Square wrote: ↑
6/2/2023, 12:34 pm
 I have turned off self-registration because we were being assaulted by spammers from the Motherland. Let the comrade email me and I'll set him up with an account in a clandestine backdoor deal.

By your command, Comrade Director.
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6/2/2023, 8:19 pm
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Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑
5/30/2023, 5:23 pm
 As Yakov Naumovich Pokhis, AKA Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the Party always find you."
I'm not sure that's a reasonable distinction, comrade. After all, The Party™ in the USSA is being very aggressive in its recruitment program. Tractor Barn #2 still has a lot of room to accommodate the disaffected - and plenty of beet vodka to help ease the pain concerns. 
 
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6/3/2023, 4:51 pm
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Red Square wrote: ↑
6/2/2023, 12:34 pm
 ... we were being assaulted by spammers from the Motherland...

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