Comrades, this bill just passed the house - we must pull out all our dirty tricks to make sure it doesn't get passed into law.
The Glorious World of Next Tuesday suddenly seems farther away than ever.

https://edworkforce.house.gov/news/docu ... tID=412077
 

The coursework is even optional. This whole things reeks of individual freedom.

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/14/2024, 6:24 pm

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

This shows only that Pilgrim socialism failed because they didn't do it right, which is always why socialism fails (so far).  But that's what happens when the betterment of The People™ is left in the hands of the people.

The Pilgrims' first order of business should have been to form incentives for a cooperative society with the establishment of a commission for colonial security (CCS) armed with automatic blunderbusses, followed by the immediate construction of a gulag system, a railway station, and a large supply of shovels.

Following these steps, the CCS should have placed at least a dozen wooden stocks in the colony's square to shame the uncooperative rascals who refused to work, where a red "D" (for dissident) would be sewn to their jerkins. Those whose rehabilitations did not succeed would be spirited to the railway station, from where they would be marched* to banishment at a remote location—teeming with the savages—to fend for themselves. 

Had the Pilgrims taken these simple steps, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday would have come hundreds of years ago instead of next Tuesday.

* only until a rail system is invented


 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 7:48 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/14/2024, 6:24 pm

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

This shows only that Pilgrim socialism failed because they didn't do it right, which is always why socialism fails (so far).  But that's what happens when the betterment of The People™ is left in the hands of the people.

The Pilgrims' first order of business should have been to form incentives for a cooperative society with the establishment of a commission for colonial security (CCS) armed with automatic blunderbusses, followed by the immediate construction of a gulag system, a railway station, and a large supply of shovels.

Following these steps, the CCS should have placed at least a dozen wooden stocks in the colony's square to shame the uncooperative rascals who refused to work, where a red "D" (for dissident) would be sewn to their jerkins. Those whose rehabilitations did not succeed would be spirited to the railway station, from where they would be marched* to banishment at a remote location—teeming with the savages—to fend for themselves. 

Had the Pilgrims taken these simple steps, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday would have come hundreds of years ago instead of next Tuesday.

* only until a rail system is invented


 
 

All true facts, Colonel. Pilgrims armed with AR-Blunderbusses shooting a cabin invading Pilgrim looking for food is such an ugly image of socialism.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 7:48 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/14/2024, 6:24 pm

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

This shows only that Pilgrim socialism failed because they didn't do it right, which is always why socialism fails (so far).  But that's what happens when the betterment of The People™ is left in the hands of the people.

The Pilgrims' first order of business should have been to form incentives for a cooperative society with the establishment of a commission for colonial security (CCS) armed with automatic blunderbusses, followed by the immediate construction of a gulag system, a railway station, and a large supply of shovels.

Following these steps, the CCS should have placed at least a dozen wooden stocks in the colony's square to shame the uncooperative rascals who refused to work, where a red "D" (for dissident) would be sewn to their jerkins. Those whose rehabilitations did not succeed would be spirited to the railway station, from where they would be marched* to banishment at a remote location—teeming with the savages—to fend for themselves. 

Had the Pilgrims taken these simple steps, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday would have come hundreds of years ago instead of next Tuesday.
* only until a rail system is invented

I disagree - all they needed to do was start taxing the millionaires and billionaires (make them finally pay their fair share) and redistribute those funds to toiling masses.  If that wasn't enough, they should just seize the means of industrial production from the corrupt multi-national corporations that rig the system against the proletariat.  It could have been so simple & easy - if only the pilgrims had thought of it.
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 11:10 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 7:48 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/14/2024, 6:24 pm

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

This shows only that Pilgrim socialism failed because they didn't do it right, which is always why socialism fails (so far).  But that's what happens when the betterment of The People™ is left in the hands of the people.

The Pilgrims' first order of business should have been to form incentives for a cooperative society with the establishment of a commission for colonial security (CCS) armed with automatic blunderbusses, followed by the immediate construction of a gulag system, a railway station, and a large supply of shovels.

Following these steps, the CCS should have placed at least a dozen wooden stocks in the colony's square to shame the uncooperative rascals who refused to work, where a red "D" (for dissident) would be sewn to their jerkins. Those whose rehabilitations did not succeed would be spirited to the railway station, from where they would be marched* to banishment at a remote location—teeming with the savages—to fend for themselves. 

Had the Pilgrims taken these simple steps, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday would have come hundreds of years ago instead of next Tuesday.
* only until a rail system is invented

I disagree - all they needed to do was start taxing the millionaires and billionaires (make them finally pay their fair share) and redistribute those funds to toiling masses.  If that wasn't enough, they should just seize the means of industrial production from the corrupt multi-national corporations that rig the system against the proletariat.  It could have been so simple & easy - if only the pilgrims had thought of it.
 

Socialism thwarted for lack of a white board presentation of the Socialism For Progressive Pilgrims flow chart. All these centuries of just fooling around like the Glorious World of Next Tuesday could just happen?? When even Pilgrims eschew Progressive ideas like these, to return to the mercy of self-industry and its capitalization, it just makes Socialism look ridiculous and harmful to The Collective.

Next thing you know Starbucks is sprinkling a nice dusting of ammonia on your Gingerbread Latte because it’s cheaper than beet dust and the FDA agrees that ammonia is just the right color.

The failure of the Pilgrim’s progress set such a bad precedent.. it’s just sad…

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 11:10 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/15/2024, 7:48 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/14/2024, 6:24 pm

Missed this for Thanksgiving.

Socialism made the Pilgrims cry for the mercy of self industry to be capitalized, again.

https://thedailyeconomy.org/article/the ... it-failed/

This shows only that Pilgrim socialism failed because they didn't do it right, which is always why socialism fails (so far).  But that's what happens when the betterment of The People™ is left in the hands of the people.

The Pilgrims' first order of business should have been to form incentives for a cooperative society with the establishment of a commission for colonial security (CCS) armed with automatic blunderbusses, followed by the immediate construction of a gulag system, a railway station, and a large supply of shovels.

Following these steps, the CCS should have placed at least a dozen wooden stocks in the colony's square to shame the uncooperative rascals who refused to work, where a red "D" (for dissident) would be sewn to their jerkins. Those whose rehabilitations did not succeed would be spirited to the railway station, from where they would be marched* to banishment at a remote location—teeming with the savages—to fend for themselves. 

Had the Pilgrims taken these simple steps, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday would have come hundreds of years ago instead of next Tuesday.
* only until a rail system is invented

I disagree - all they needed to do was start taxing the millionaires and billionaires* (make them finally pay their fair share) and redistribute those funds to toiling masses.  If that wasn't enough, they should just seize the means of industrial production** from the corrupt multi-national corporations*** that rig the system against the proletariat.  It could have been so simple & easy - if only the pilgrims had thought of it.

*preemptively before they are invented
**preemptively before it is invented
***preemptively before they are invented

Right?

Right!

You are have hit the head of the nail, Comrade: the Pilgrims were not thinking correct thoughts. Their brains were addled by ergot poisoning and consumption of fermenting pumpkins because Halloween was yet to be celebrated and pumpkins were a food of last resort until the heathen jack o' lantern tradition was imported by Irish recidivists longing for a return to their paganism (or something).