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Order Your Gulf of America Ironic Protest Apparel

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Comrades!
 
Just when we thought the Dictator-in-Chief could not be more outrageous, he has exceeded our worst nightmares with his imperialistic designs.  It's time to protest.  It's time to make a statement.  It's time to purchase your "Gulf of America" apparel.

What better way to Resist™ than with your spiffy Gulf of America t-shirt, hoodie, coffee mug, or sticker while sneering contemptuously?  Enjoy the rush of self-satisfied intellectual superiority knowing that your MAGA neighbors are too dense to comprehend your sophisticated sarcasm.

Enter the Promo Code, "COMRADE" and get 10% off your purchase if you order within the next week.

Yours in the Struggle for the Greater Good™,

Komissar al-Blogunov

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Thank you to the dozens, hundreds, thousands of comrades who have purchased their ironic protest apparel to show their solidarity with the Toiling Masses™.

We have this testimonial from a satisfied angry customer:

Dear Komissar,

Thank Lenin for your amazing t-shirt!  I'm now angrier than ever and I can enjoy the natural high of making the world a better place by wearing my historic Gulf of America t-shirt while screaming profanities at my MAGA neighbors.  Of course, they're too stupid to understand the irony.  This means I get the added satisfaction of shaking my head and face-palming about their ignorance to my progressive friends.  I haven't been this happy to be continuously outraged since 2016!  I'm only 40 and too young to work, so I'm going to ask my mom to buy more of these sick shirts for my friends.

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