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When Is Salami Toast?

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Israel's intervention in Iran is described as mostly peaceful


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Red Square wrote:
6/18/2025, 10:53 pm
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Thank you, Comrade Director, for this clarifying photo. Until now, many of us thought his strategy came from throwing darts at a wall map. His use of an infallible Atari missile guidance platform is unexpected. We could not have conceived of this, at least not without some kind bud and a vaping machine. 
 

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Coming soon to Iranian arcades: Martyr Kart, Fatwa Fighter II, and Call of Mahdi: Drone Warfare.

Fun fact: The Ayatollah mostly plays Missile Command to unwind after Friday prayers and sentencing teenage girls to 10 years of hard labor for dancing on Instagram. Every time he loses, a real missile launch gets scheduled for calibration purposes.


 
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