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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

OSHA Sign for the Cognitively Special

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The glorious Soviet poster below was part of a friend's flickr stream. He says that it reads, "Careful of the Shovel" but I wonder if the Cubists can think of better slogans.



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The lunch shovel is here, eat up!

Major Mistake says Get while it is still warm!!


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To heck with the original komrades! With Flat FLOTUS in the picture, who cares what it says.

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Is the OSHA sign supposed to read O shat! Past tense?

Major Mistake says: Could be!

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Working with shovels might break necks. Why risk it?

Spreading nasty facts about Ear Leader can get you a shovel in the mouth from The Truth Squad.


 
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