The People's Cube - Political Satire

I'm the top tier candidate, I'm the choice
I'm Kamala Harris
I yanked Willie's noodle in his own Rolls Royce
I'm Kamala Harris
Hood wants a savior, and I'm a fake
I'm Kamala Harris
I'm gonna take guns with the rules that I make
I'm Kamala Harris, infected, deflected, selected

Elected

You're gonna get screwed, the people are fools
I'm Kamala Harris
I gotta get the vote, Because I wanna rule
I'm Kamala Harris, infected, deflected, selected
Hallelujah, You're gonna be subjected
Everyone in the United States of America

I'm gonna win this one, take the country from Trump
I'm Kamala Harris
You and me together, smokin' bongs
I'm gonna be selected, injected, deflected
Expect me, Rat infested, Trump suspected
Willie's Erected,


And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A lib party a wild party
I know you have problems
We got problems right here in South Central
We have problems on the north, south, east and west
New York city, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles
Detroit, Chicago, everybody has problems
And personally I don't care

Thought I might share a classic commercial for "Kamala Fellators", a product that was the toast of the Brown back in the mid-90's in the Bay Area



Da daa da da da daa ... da da da daa da da da daah
I'd flog awhile with a Kamala

Da daa da da da daa ... da da da daa da da da daah
I'd stand in line for a Kamala

Da daa da da da daa ... da da da daa da da da daah
I'd drop my fly for a Kamala

Da daa da da da daa ... da da da daa da da da daah
I'd pop a mile on a Kamala


"Yes, I got a smile cause of Kamala"

(This lazy mini-parody was strictly for comrades who were never fellated by Kamala Harris. Friends of Willie Brown, you know what I mean. You other guys ........ Start flogging.)

Male Comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism - this "Hot Prosecutor" has got Comrades of karaoke Hooligianism in an uproar...let's finish off this clown show.

Hot Prosecutor



Oh wow, man

Wait a second man…. Whaddaya think the Prosecutor's gonna say on camera tonight? (my butt…!!, man)

Oh yeah!

P-P-Prosecutor stop that grinding, Prosecutor can't you see?
Don't want to see no Willie's Fool
Maybe you should go to hell, then we'll be doin' well,
Prosecutor wants us to put us out of work..
Just think of all the education that we'll miss
But then our case load was never quite like this

She sells it bad, sells it bad, sells it bad,
Hot prosecutor
She's sells it bad, so bad,
Hot Prosecutor

Hey, She heard we missed her, She's….. back….
She brought her sound bite
Giv'er something to talk ‘bout, man

Uh uh,
We had enough of your campaign, your campaign's growing cold
We're tired of your School
Little girl from Cherry Lane, how did you get so bold?
Why did you break the golden rule?
We think of all the education that you dissed
But then our case work was never quite like this (Willie Brown)

She does it bad, does it bad, does it bad,
Hot Prosecutor
She does it bad, so bad,
Hot Prosecutor,

h-h-ho

Oh man, we think her clock's ‘bout to slow
We don't feel sorry
Court dismissed!!!!!

Oh, yeah
She's does it bad, does it bad, does it bad
Hot Prosecutor
Whoa
Oh, yes she's not
Who??
Oh.my.God!

….and you can see it Live on Political TV. She's doing it just like this…

She's Just A Gigolo/She Ain't Got Nobody




She's just a gigolo and ev'rywhere she goes
People know the bars she's hummining

Pays for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, we could just say

There would come a day
When news will pass away
What could we say about her
When the end comes we'll know

She was just some gigolo
Imagine Life without her

She's just a gigolo everywhere she goes
People know the part she's playing

Pays for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, we could we say

There will come a day
Her youth has passed away
What could we say about her
When her end comes we'll know

She was just a gigolo
Imagine Life Without Her

'Cause she ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for her, nobody
Nobody cares for her

She's so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
What kind of sane man'd come
And take a chance with her?

'Cause she's just so bad
Sad and lonesome all of the time
Tired of her whole beat, on the, on the beat

She ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for her, nobody, nobody
She, She, She, ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for her

Nobody, nobody

She's so sad and lonely, sad and lonely
What kinda sane man come
And take a chance with her?
'Cause she's just all bad

Really lacks a soul
Not a loving soul any of the time
Even at her best, cherry, cherry on the best
She's komodo snarling, mama

Feeling sick? got nobody
No, nobody, nobody

Nobody, nobody, no one, no one

Loopey loop, darling, darling
Getting serious, needs some padded walls
Over there, nobody, got no one, nobody

Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for her

Prosecutes To Thrill



All you men who want a woman from the street
But you don't know which way you want to turn
Just keep on walking, don't stretch your hand out to her
'Cause she's the one who's out to make you burn
She's willin' to take us down - down, down, down
Don't think she's foolin' around
She's willin' to pull it, pull it, pull her trigger

Prosecutes to thrill, ideas that kill
Too crazy a woman with not enough skills
Prosecutes to thrill, ideas that kill
She got campaign at the ready, gonna fire at will

Yeah

She's like evil, She gets under our skin
A crazy bomb that's ready to blow
'Cause she's illegal, she smokes everything
That all you voters might need to know
She's willin' to take us down - yeah, down, down, down
She ain't foolin' around
She's willin' to pull it, pull it, pull her trigger


Prosecutes to thrill, ideas that kill
Too crazy a woman with not enough skills
Prosecutor thrill, ideas that kill
She got campaign at the ready, gonna fire at will
'Cause Prosecutes to thrill, her ideas ready to kill
We've had more than enough, and we're tired of this shrill

Prosecutes to thrill, ideas that kill
Yeah, pull her trigger

Pull it,
Pull it, pull it, pull her trigger
Oh

Prosecutes to thrill, ideas that kill
Too crazy a women, with not enough skills
She said, campaign's her thrill, ideas that kill
She got campaign at the ready, gonna fire at will

'Cause campaign's her thrill, with ideas ready to kill
We've had more than enough, and we're tired of this shrill
Cause prosecutes to thrill, say it again
Yeah
Prosecute you down
Yeah

She gonna get us to the bottom and jail us
She's gonna prosecute ya
Oh hoo yeah yeah yeah
She's gonna you down yeah yeah
She's gonna take us all down

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Prosecute you, prosecute you, prosecute you, prosecute you down
Prosecute you, prosecute you, prosecute you down
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooooh
She gets a prosecutin' thrill
Ideas that kill
Prosecute this shrill
Yeah, ooh yeah

Guards.. Guards!!!! Hose him down... He's on fire!!!

Groucho Marxist wrote:Guards.. Guards!!!! Hose him down... He's on fire!!!

oh...boon companion of Karaoke Hooliganism..with your roster of Kamala 'knees agape' hits and then Karaoke Hooligan Callmelennie puts a disclaimer on the pack of Kamala Browns he's floggin' singles down the corner...whole visual concept was on fire when 'pelipsky arrived...wearing issued non fire retardant uniform.

Like Komodo Kamala is what this beet collective needs - a female intersectuality'd Bill Clinton combined with Hillary's blood curdlin' compassion for others amalgamated into ONE top tier Democrat Presidential candidate.

Fear is a powerful-motivator as Father Stalin instructed us...so pardon 'pelipsky's additional shots of petrol to already well lit dumpster fire.

your boon companion of Karaoke Hooliganism,

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Gee, Mass Hooligans of Karaoke Groucho Marxist and Callmelennie...we did everything a Karaoke Hooligan could muster for the Kamala Harris campaign and she folds like a little girl cryin' coz she ain't a self-financed billionaire like Bloomberg.

'pelipsky is just losing faith in the whole Democrat Party Machine. Are you guys bummed, too? u give and give ...

a totally disillusioned Karaoke Hooligan,
Jackalopelipsky
cryin' over spilt beets, again.

Bumped due to increased relevancy and urgency. We'll certainly have to "flesh out" this topic a bit more .. Amiright Comrade Willie Brown?

How about this one, suggested by Comrade Juvenile George: "Coming, coming, coming on Kamal-"

What? Going too far?

Callmelennie wrote:Bumped due to increased relevancy and urgency. We'll certainly have to "flesh out" this topic a bit more .. Amiright Comrade Willie Brown?

How about this one, suggested by Comrade Juvenile George: "Coming, coming, coming on Kamal-"

What? Going too far?

How 'bout this Callmelennie:

No matter how difficult the circumstances are for Kamala, she will always find herself back on her back. Or maybe, back, back on the block per Quincy Jones.

On Side B of of the "Kamala Fellators" ditty .. "Willie and The Kam Jive"

I know a pol named Frisco Willie
He had a side piece and he
Humped her silly
She did the Bob and the Yank
And the Spread Hindu
And she gave some crazy Kam Jive, too

Nana Nana look at Granpa Joe
He did the Bath Jive
With Grand Niece Flo
Nana Jill gives me one thin dime
Says "Keep this hushed up
One more time"

Kam Jive, Kam Jive, Kam Jive
Doin' that crazy Kam Jive

Willie and the Super and Police Chief
They all dig the Kam hot seat
Frisco Willie gets a special treat
When she does the Kam Jive With her feet

Joey and Kammie were
On a ticket last fall
Did the Vote Jive and that ain't all
Joe's gone senile and it's plain to see
When he does the Gaffe Jive on TV

Kam Jive, Kam Jive, Kam Jive
Doin that crazy Kam Jive

Mladshiy Brat wrote: ↑

6/18/2023, 6:35 pm

On Side B of of the "Kamala Fellators" ditty .. "Willie and The Kam Jive"

I know a pol named Frisco Willie
He had a side piece and he
Humped her silly
She did the Bob and the Yank
And the Spread Hindu
And she gave some crazy Kam Jive, too

Nana Nana look at Granpa Joe
He did the Bath Jive
With Grand Niece Flo
Nana Jill gives me one thin dime
Says "Keep this hushed up
One more time"

Kam Jive, Kam Jive, Kam Jive
Doin' that crazy Kam Jive

Willie and the Super and Police Chief
They all dig the Kam hot seat
Frisco Willie gets a special treat
When she does the Kam Jive With her feet

Joey and Kammie were
On a ticket last fall
Did the Vote Jive and that ain't all
Joe's gone senile and it's plain to see
When he does the Gaffe Jive on TV

Kam Jive, Kam Jive, Kam Jive
Doin that crazy Kam Jive

This is so good I am actually at a loss for words! Brilliant! Perfect! don't even begin to describe how wonderful and insightful this post is. You made my day!!!!
 

PROGG OFF: I have four female cousins (all sisters) who are absolutely wild about the Hand Jive. And all my brothers and sister got the hand jive bug, too. So its a family curse (;-D)

Listen to this comrade tell his Hot Prosecutor experience…

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

8/14/2019, 3:50 pm

Male Comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism - this "Hot Prosecutor" has got Comrades of karaoke Hooligianism in an uproar...let's finish off this clown show.

Hot Prosecutor





Oh wow, man

Wait a second man…. Whaddaya think the Prosecutor's gonna say on camera tonight? (my butt…!!, man)

Oh yeah!

P-P-Prosecutor stop that grinding, Prosecutor can't you see?
Don't want to see no Willie's Fool
Maybe you should go to hell, then we'll be doin' well,
Prosecutor wants us to put us out of work..
Just think of all the education that we'll miss
But then our case load was never quite like this

She sells it bad, sells it bad, sells it bad,
Hot prosecutor
She's sells it bad, so bad,
Hot Prosecutor

Hey, She heard we missed her, She's….. back….
She brought her sound bite
Giv'er something to talk ‘bout, man

Uh uh,
We had enough of your campaign, your campaign's growing cold
We're tired of your School
Little girl from Cherry Lane, how did you get so bold?
Why did you break the golden rule?
We think of all the education that you dissed
But then our case work was never quite like this (Willie Brown)

She does it bad, does it bad, does it bad,
Hot Prosecutor
She does it bad, so bad,
Hot Prosecutor,

h-h-ho

Oh man, we think her clock's ‘bout to slow
We don't feel sorry
Court dismissed!!!!!

Oh, yeah
She's does it bad, does it bad, does it bad
Hot Prosecutor
Whoa
Oh, yes she's not
Who??
Oh.my.God!

Hindu woman in a black face

Kamala’s got Walz and he knows she’s one Hot Prostitutor.