The People's Cube - Political Satire

Republicans Consult Pet Psychic








We try to discover
A little something to make Mitch saner
Oh Turtle refrain from breaking our hearts
We're so in love with Trump
Yet Mitch Deep State tool
That you gimme no reason
Why you make-a-Trump work so hard

Then you give us no
Then you give us no
Then you give us no
Then you give us no

Mitch, Pet Psychic calling
Oh Turtle please give a little respect to us

And stand without falter
Would you open your heart out to us
We can make love not war
And live at peace with our hearts
We're so in love with Trump
Don't be Deep State tool
What religion or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his country

Don't you tell us no
Don't you tell us no
Don't you tell us no
Don't you tell us no

Mitch, Pet Psychic calling
Oh Turtle, please grow a little respect for us

We're not in love with you
You're just a Deep State Fool
Then you give us no reason
We know you make-a-Trump work so hard

Then you give us no
Then you give us no
Then you give us no
Then you give us no

Mitch, Pet Psychic calling
Oh Turtle please give a little respect to us

Mitch, Pet Psychic calling
Oh Turtle please give a little respect to us

Mitch join the dance
Catch inspiration
Come on
We're waiting

Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell, yeah
Work MAGA beat
Mitch, what will it be

MAGA can be such an exultation
Trump goes around we feel this sweet sensation
We're MAGA lovers cause the rhythm's right
We hope this feeling never ends so bright

Only when Trump's working can I feel this free
Inside your locked shell doors, think no one else can see
We're tired Trump working here all by himself
Senate, stop this dance with someone else

Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell, yeah
Work MAGA beat
Mitch, what will it be

Gonna get to know you're sane in any way
Trump doesn't happen to us every day
Don't try to hide in shell wearing this disguise
Don't see no fire burning in your eyes

Only when Trump's working can we feel this free
Inside your locked shell doors, think no one else can see
We're tired Trump working here all by himself
Senate, stop this dance with someone else

Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell, yeah
Work MAGA beat
Mitch, what will it be

Live out your responsibility to me
Just let Trump's MAGA set you free
Tell majority to get in line
Then we'll know you're mine

Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell, yeah
Work MAGA beat
Mitch, what will it be

Only when Trump's working can we feel this free
Inside your locked shell doors, think no one else can see
We're tired Trump working here all by himself
Senate, stop this dance with someone else


You've got to
Live out your responsibility with me
Just let Trump's MAGA set you free
Tell majority, to get in line
Then we'll know you're mine

Then we'll know you're mine
Then we'll know you're mine
Then we'll know you're mine
Then we'll know you're mine
Then we'll know you're mine

You've got to
Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell yeah
Work MAGA beat
Mitch what will it be, yeah

Get into Trump groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA

Get out of your shell, yeah
Step to Trump's beat
Mitch, what will it be

You've got to
Get into Trump's groove
Mitch, you've got to prove
You love USA, yeah

Get out of your shell, yeah
Work to Trump's beat
Mitch, what will it be, yeah