The People's Cube - Political Satire

Watch Out! You might get what you're after
Doom, baby!! And then you'll swing from rafters
I .. smell .. a .. big .. Commie .. rat
Vermin in the House!

Hang tough .. The Never Trumpers cower
Bull Shite!.. Repeat of Stormy Daniels
All .. you .. Donks .. have lost .. your .. way
Vermin in the House!

Faux inquiry, deck is stacked; Constitution's overboard
Armageddon is near
Pelosi's mug is half deranged and Intel Chair has Schiff for brains
Tossing gas on a fire

All in .. You think you got some turncoats
Shake down .. Dems stomping on due process
Two .. hundred .. forty .. slith'ring .. snakes
Vermin in the House

It was once about Ukraine where Joey's spawn enmeshed himself
It blew up in your face
POTUS doing people's work, and Donny what did you expect
Gotta reverse the blame

Our house .. Infested thru with Commies
That's right .. Don't represent nobody
We .. must .. drive .. them .. to .. crushing .. defeat
Vermin in the House!

No evidence there to support, and still you make obstruction threats
All the Pink stick together
And how can we get fooled again; same buffoons on CNN
Gonna ignite a fire .....

My dear Comrade Callmelennie, you help us see through the dirty glass house of the Vermin Dems clearly... Bravo!

Yes, indeed, Karaoke Czarinna Googie, there's vermin in the House.

"Look's like meat's back on the menu, comrades!"

Mass Hooligan Groucho Marxist has promised 'pelipsky a portion of his next rat for Rudy Hooliganism.

Oh, rapture.Flush 'em out, Lenniesky....flush 'em out.

'pelipskyRose
#BR 549

Uhh, thank yew very much dearest Comradiennes. And, uhh, what did you think of my "Commie rat" homage to cryptofascist, genocide-mongering avatar of male patriarcho-cisgender toxicity, the so-called "General" Buck Turgidson. Is nicest touch, da?

With such emotional support, I may finally feel safe enough to do an encore, "Merman in The House", where I finally express my true feelings for Ethel Merman (cue the People's Rimshot)