We say, Rudy you're legal dream
That's always what you seemed
And though Dem's hearts may break when news awakes
Let it be so
We only know, Rudy, it's you

We say, Rudy you're schwingin' shlong
You sure know right from wrong
And in your eyes we see heart aches for Dems
Right from the start, who stole America's heart?
Rudy, it's you

Dems hear your voice and they must ignore you
Dems have no choice so what else can Dems do?

They say, Rudy you're in Ukraine
Into these lies you came
And though Dems shout it's unfair
Still we just don't care, you thrill us so

We only know, Rudy, it's you

Dems hear your voice and they must ignore you
Dems have no choice what else can Dems do?

They say, Rudy you're in Ukraine
Into these lies you came
And though Dems shout it's unfair
Still we don't care, you thrill us so

We only know, Rudy, it's you

You've printed up your lists and rolled which curled Joe's thinning hair
Rudy are you contemplating sending Joe somewhere?
The writing on the wall tells me his son is going down
Oh Rudy, just take Joe Biden down

It wasn't Trump that started this whole crazy Culture War
But he is proud to go and do this patriotic chore
And yes, it's true that Joe fired the man Ukraine hired to over see
Oh Rudy, Joe squeezed some gas company

It's hard to like a man whose lies are bent and compromised
All the wants and sleaze of Biden's leverage really we despise
But it won't be long, we've heard them say, until Joe's not around
Oh Rudy, just take Joe Biden down

Trump's winning now cause we just heard the shammin' ‘npeachment score
The way we know we've heard Dems sham one hundred times before
And if you could move we'd get Clinton too put her in the ground
Oh Rudy, just take Joe Biden down

Oh Rudy, for God's sake, burn ‘em down

Comrade Jackalopelipsky...

Please allow me to share my next rat with you

Mass Hooligan of Karaoke...it would be an honor to share a rat with you.

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What is the catchphrase that Cary Grant, the avatar of a now-discredited patriarchal, cisgendered male sexual oppression used to say?

Oh Rudy, Rudy Rudy