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on our pages. Your loss is someone
else's gain, and your gain is someone
else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute
to the society and winners take away
from it. Being a winner is unethical,
while a society of losers is happy and
striving as a collective. In the spirit of
diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism
our contests shall have no winners.
Everyone is declared a loser, which in our
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Posted Articles |
Author | Replies | Views | Last Post |
The People's Cube Smiley Schema Non-Challenge
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Sister Massively Opiated |
17 |
13773 |
5/25/2020, 10:22 pm
Red Square |
Caption: Sandra Fluke's Dorm Room
|
Red Square |
27 |
24637 |
12/29/2016, 3:52 pm
FlaviusJosephus |
Caption Contest: Obama Tests Gun
|
Red Square |
40 |
9919 |
9/21/2014, 5:58 pm
Navigator |
Yelling Egyptians
|
Vladimir_Scratchanitch |
15 |
18095 |
9/6/2014, 10:23 pm
Red Square |
Kommissar Hillary's CAPTION OF TODAY
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Jíbaro |
6 |
5441 |
1/29/2014, 7:47 pm
PolPotLuckSupper |
CAPTION THIS: Obama putting the 'fun' back in 'funeral'
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Red Square |
33 |
48683 |
12/13/2013, 3:27 am
Che' Ramie |
Obama's Trophies
|
Margaret |
1 |
22579 |
11/30/2013, 11:49 pm
Pamalinsky |
Annoying adverts going for broke re: $$$ on the internet
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Pamalinsky |
0 |
14840 |
11/27/2013, 7:13 pm
Pamalinsky |
Caption contest: Obama on Groundhog Day
|
Red Square |
24 |
9045 |
7/31/2013, 4:55 pm
Safety Over Freedom! |
Caption: Who Are These People?
|
Red Square |
18 |
9558 |
3/4/2013, 8:58 pm
Dedushka Frost |
Thanksgiving Caption Contest
|
Ivan Betinov |
44 |
11226 |
11/24/2012, 11:18 am
Navigator |
When theory meets reality...
|
Margaret |
1 |
16713 |
11/9/2012, 10:33 am
Zakh |
[Caption] Obama: "Pull my finger!"
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Red Square |
6 |
7749 |
8/9/2012, 1:31 am
Bladeforger |
CAPTION: Obama the Affirmative Action Hurdle Jumper
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Red Square |
21 |
16880 |
8/9/2012, 1:16 am
Bladeforger |
Caption: Does Obama Make You Dizzy?
|
Red Square |
24 |
37920 |
7/16/2012, 7:14 pm
Red Rooster |
Caption: Obama Digs Hole with Trotsky-Style Pickaxe
|
Red Square |
29 |
16490 |
7/15/2012, 8:17 pm
Sister Massively Opiated |
CAPTION CONTEST: Obama Points Gun At Audiences
|
Red Square |
34 |
15889 |
4/20/2012, 5:26 am
Raum Emmanual Goldstein |
The recovery is well under way...
|
Margaret |
4 |
5977 |
4/11/2012, 11:08 pm
DaveFilms |
Caption: In Soviet Russia, The Choir Preaches To You!
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Red Square |
10 |
4420 |
4/2/2012, 11:21 pm
slaveworker#121667 |
Caption Contest: What is George Washington Thinking?
|
Red Square |
17 |
10085 |
3/26/2012, 4:11 am
SpeciesBean |
Putin's Glasses Desperately Needing a Caption!
|
Krasnodar |
35 |
12064 |
3/7/2012, 8:51 am
Fhalkyn |
Caption Contest: Sad, sad Putin
|
Red Square |
10 |
6964 |
3/7/2012, 12:37 am
Vrag Naroda |
Guess Who Posted This Sign
|
Red Square |
14 |
4212 |
2/24/2012, 7:16 pm
Vrag Naroda |
Caption Contest: Obama Uses Lewinski to Channel Clinton
|
Red Square |
9 |
6041 |
2/23/2012, 7:05 pm
Comrade Loaf |
OSHA Sign for the Cognitively Special
|
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна |
6 |
5315 |
2/14/2012, 10:22 pm
Comrade Ogrrre |
CAPTION CONTEST: Ted Turner Flips off the Audience
|
Red Square |
28 |
4441 |
1/24/2012, 3:57 pm
Naglaya Morda |
Caption: Who done it?
|
Red Square |
14 |
4665 |
12/24/2011, 7:02 pm
Commissar Mountebank |
CAPTION: Hold your hands where we can see them!
|
Red Square |
12 |
2872 |
11/26/2011, 9:20 pm
Capt. Commie |
Obama's Umbrella: Caption This Picture
|
Opiate of the People |
31 |
7006 |
11/17/2011, 2:55 am
Boris Spastic |
Herman Cain caption contest
|
Camarada Gonguenha |
2 |
4964 |
10/27/2011, 2:17 pm
General Confusion |
Obama Makes A Big Step for Mankind
|
Red Square |
6 |
3329 |
10/11/2011, 1:19 am
Red Square |
New Graphic begging to be played with
|
Vladimir_Scratchanitch |
0 |
4192 |
7/25/2011, 5:18 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch |
Saddam Has Escaped?
|
Red Square |
8 |
9881 |
2/19/2011, 1:50 am
Grigori E.R. |
CAPTION: Obama Kissing Hillary
|
Red Rooster |
3 |
4641 |
2/7/2011, 6:33 pm
General Confusion |
Obama - Immelt - GE (caption/shoop this)
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Comrade Buffoon |
10 |
5001 |
1/25/2011, 7:58 pm
Margaret |
Caption: Flying Obama and His Sidekick Girl Europe
|
Red Square |
17 |
12443 |
1/14/2011, 2:47 pm
Father Prog Theocritus |
Caption: Automation
|
Margaret |
1 |
2505 |
1/1/2011, 5:52 pm
Red Rooster |
Don't Ask - Don't Tell (A Tell Of The Caption)
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Comrade Buffoon |
10 |
4208 |
12/25/2010, 6:49 am
Gulag 4 Alfred |
Caption: What Is Obama Thinking?
|
Red Square |
25 |
8602 |
12/23/2010, 2:06 pm
Comrade Biersky |
Caption: Boobs for Peace!
|
Red Square |
26 |
96835 |
11/18/2010, 6:33 pm
Margaret |
Chuckie Rangel Caption Palooza!
|
Chedoh |
18 |
3015 |
11/18/2010, 2:02 pm
General Confusion |
Caption This - Obama in the Limo and the Toadstool Man
|
Comrade Buffoon |
13 |
3114 |
11/14/2010, 10:00 pm
Neotrotsky |
CONTEST: Baracking the Vote = Rocking the Boat?
|
Red Square |
21 |
2815 |
10/14/2010, 7:52 pm
Comrade Whoopie |
So That's Where Russia Is?
|
Margaret |
10 |
4025 |
9/25/2010, 4:41 pm
General Confusion |
HILLARY CLINTON SEZ: CAPTION ME!
|
European Socialist |
8 |
4276 |
9/3/2010, 5:40 pm
Comrade Whoopie |
Caption: What Are They Looking At?
|
Margaret |
15 |
10199 |
9/3/2010, 11:33 am
General Confusion |
Caption Contest: Castro, Chavez, and...what's that thing?
|
Red Square |
17 |
8127 |
9/2/2010, 1:19 pm
Subversive_Skwerl |
Caption this contest
|
Comrade Whoopie |
30 |
4336 |
8/29/2010, 11:39 am
Comrade Whoopie |
Caption Contest: Queen Obama's Spain Vacation!
|
Comrade Buffoon |
23 |
4134 |
8/17/2010, 3:40 pm
Obamugabe |
Slogan Contest: That's Why I'm Voting Democrat
|
Chairman M. S. Punchenko |
33 |
5738 |
8/15/2010, 6:59 pm
Sugar Daddy Bear |
Caption: Livin' On Obama['s] Time
|
Margaret |
10 |
3626 |
8/6/2010, 4:15 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein |
The People's Shoe Needs a People's Slogan
|
Soviet Snow |
2 |
2840 |
8/6/2010, 4:12 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein |
Caption: Obama On the Phone
|
Red Square |
35 |
31414 |
7/28/2010, 5:57 pm
frankthekulak |
Poll:
Contest: Helen Thomas on Obama Poster Needs Caption
[ Go to page: 1, 2 ]
|
Red Square |
81 |
18983 |
7/17/2010, 5:49 pm
Yakov-Luvlas |
Contest: Put Design on First Lady's "Husband Beater" Shirt
|
Red Square |
42 |
119428 |
7/12/2010, 11:26 pm
Mrs Al Czarweary |
Photo needs captioning contest!
|
Infidel Castrate |
11 |
3166 |
6/28/2010, 8:31 pm
Ivan Betinov |
T-shirt contest
|
Mrs Al Czarweary |
19 |
5167 |
5/3/2010, 12:38 pm
GAIA Minister Neytiri |
EPA Propaganda Contest
|
Superkommissar Maksim |
28 |
9935 |
4/27/2010, 9:12 pm
Comrade Buffoon |
Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel Caption Contest
|
Dr. Chicago |
17 |
3663 |
3/2/2010, 4:08 pm
Jíbaro |
What's Obama Thinking?
|
meshuga mikey |
1 |
3465 |
2/25/2010, 2:39 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Name This Picture: Ra Che or Che Dow or...?
|
Soviet Snow |
1 |
3821 |
2/25/2010, 2:36 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
You Might Be A Liberal If
|
Father Prog Theocritus |
22 |
11968 |
1/23/2010, 11:11 pm
Il DooChay |
CAPTION CONTEST: Obama Truck Selflessly Sacrifices Self
|
Red Square |
17 |
7001 |
1/19/2010, 3:02 pm
Father Prog Theocritus |
Caption: Pointless Family Photo
|
Red Square |
18 |
15963 |
12/25/2009, 7:13 pm
Adnan Hajj |
Caption: name Al's invention (and guess its purpose)
|
Red Square |
10 |
10347 |
8/24/2009, 3:42 pm
icanhasbailout |
Caption: What's Written On Her Sign?
|
Red Square |
22 |
11444 |
7/22/2009, 11:57 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION: OBAMA SHOW AND TELL
[ Go to page: 1, 2 ]
|
Dr. Strangelove |
82 |
36566 |
7/16/2009, 7:30 pm
Guardian of Pravda |
Caption: A Perfect Storm?
|
Red Square |
6 |
9985 |
7/10/2009, 6:58 pm
The Red Terror |
The People's Cube in German?
|
Genosse Pieck |
9 |
3927 |
7/8/2009, 1:19 am
Genosse Pieck |
Real Men of Genius parody opportunity
|
Commissar Obamissar V |
1 |
4924 |
5/25/2009, 7:55 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Dodgeball-the game
|
Commissar_Elliott |
19 |
16679 |
5/25/2009, 7:36 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Caption: Groupthink Head Gear
|
Dr. Strangelove |
20 |
6606 |
4/2/2009, 10:10 pm
Leninka |
Caption: Size Matters
|
Red Square |
4 |
4741 |
4/1/2009, 7:35 pm
Guardian of Pravda |
Caption: Water Faucet of Progressivism
|
Red Square |
7 |
4988 |
3/4/2009, 6:11 pm
Red Square |
Enzyte Parody, anyone?
|
Commissar Obamissar V |
6 |
4342 |
3/3/2009, 12:12 am
Commissar Obamissar V |
Democrat Crybabies
|
Red Square |
9 |
9681 |
2/27/2009, 8:44 pm
syble green |
More Fun With PETA - Create a Sea Kitten
|
Margaret |
21 |
5932 |
2/21/2009, 12:11 am
Calcium Dust |
Praying to Allah?
|
Red Square |
13 |
9742 |
2/11/2009, 4:24 pm
Red Jim |
Disgruntled Hillary Supporters
|
Red Square |
2 |
8492 |
1/22/2009, 11:54 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Caption: Cowboy Saloon in Odessa, Ukraine
|
Red Square |
10 |
11723 |
1/6/2009, 1:58 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна |
The People's HaiKube!!! - Write Your Haiku Here...
|
Innostranyi Otdel |
3 |
4183 |
12/25/2008, 6:51 pm
Red Square |
Can you guess what sign says?
|
Superkommissar Maksim |
13 |
7768 |
11/30/2008, 12:37 am
Adnan Hajj |
Caption: The Kremlin Brothers
|
Adnan Hajj |
3 |
4043 |
11/21/2008, 4:39 am
Premier Betty |
Fun With PETA
|
Margaret |
36 |
14342 |
11/7/2008, 8:30 pm
Party Whip |
Caption: Hillbillery - The Transition Has Already Started
|
Red Square |
10 |
10776 |
10/2/2008, 11:15 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Caption: UN-involved in Africa
|
Commissar L.R. Star |
6 |
6789 |
9/7/2008, 11:20 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Caption: Designated Driver
|
Red Square |
9 |
11513 |
9/7/2008, 11:18 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
Caption: Gioconda in Eurabia
|
Red Square |
29 |
20847 |
9/7/2008, 11:16 pm
Commissar_Elliott |
KAPITALIST SPAM
|
apparel |
4 |
5146 |
8/18/2008, 4:44 pm
My Name Is Top Secret |
Obama (the savior of the people) Vs Hillary the MTE
|
Commissar L.R. Star |
2 |
6205 |
6/7/2008, 1:55 pm
Comrade Honster |
What is written on his paper?
|
Red Square |
25 |
14061 |
6/4/2008, 2:00 am
Red Square |
Caption: Dog Party USA
[ Go to page: 1, 2 ]
|
Red Square |
85 |
49368 |
5/2/2008, 11:08 am
Marshal Pupovich |
Caption: Nude Chicks in a Tub
|
Red Square |
16 |
38849 |
4/5/2008, 11:41 pm
w |
Caption: Senior Eye Test
|
Red Square |
4 |
14565 |
2/14/2008, 7:24 pm
Buddy_Lenin |
Caption: Child Labor
|
Red Square |
4 |
9707 |
2/5/2008, 12:07 am
sallyxi |
...you just might have become a Democrat voter!
|
Red Square |
42 |
15222 |
1/16/2008, 2:26 am
Premier Betty |
Caption: The Hugo and the Lumberjack
|
Red Square |
4 |
6448 |
12/18/2007, 2:38 pm
Rufus T Firefly |
Caption: Working Girls
|
Margaret |
14 |
11795 |
12/12/2007, 5:28 pm
Rufus T Firefly |
Contest: Videotape Yourself Solving The Cube With Your Feet
|
Red Square |
2 |
3112 |
11/30/2007, 1:03 am
Premier Betty |
Caption: Lenin & the Great Hoop of the People
|
Red Square |
13 |
11141 |
11/5/2007, 5:37 pm
Comrade Squealer |
|