Apparently he's a nut farmer.

And she repurposes used aluminum foil into fashionable bonnets.

Prof off. Awesome artwork. Integrity appears even on the vote farm.

Complaining about Electronic Voting was good manners among progs in 2008, right before the election. Just in case they didn't get the desired outcome, perhaps.

SLATE: How Bad Are Electronic Voting Machines?


The Slate article links to a website that has collected a large archive of fraud reports from 2004 to 2009. THere was no debunking or suppression back then.

VotersUnite.org

But when EveryLegalVote.com came around in 2020, all hell broke loose, from NYT to Snopes debunking every single visible pixel in it.

What changed?

A voting machine is like a box of chocolates. You never know who you're gonna vote for.

Except in Georgia, where any vote for any candidate is being immediately absorbed by Stacey Abrams by osmosis.

In Soviet state-run stores clerks often cheated while weighing food, giving change, etc. When caught, they blamed it on rounding errors or bad scales. But somehow those random errors always benefitted the clerk and never the customer.

Reminds me of the 2020 election in the US.

The scales of just us are weighted in our favor, comrades!

Forward!

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The Memoirs of Stalin's Former Secretary by Boris Bazhanov, published in 2002. Translated from the Russian, the version which, according to Bazhanov, was uttered in 1923 by Stalin in reference to a vote in the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, was this:

“I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.”

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Now, since this is a family-friendly site, please make sure your kids aren't watching. And if they are, let them know that this is what their parents are up against.

Red Square wrote:Now, since this is a family-friendly site, please make sure your kids aren't watching. And if they are, let them know that this is what their parents are up against.

Comrade Whitmer is veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrry upset to be excluded from the pantheon.

Fox News, the French Division. We surrender, you decide. Fair and équilibré.

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A reader suggested another take.

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MattCvetic wrote:Apparently he's a nut farmer.

Here on the Peoples pecan orchard, that title is an honorific to be earned.

And respected.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

MattCvetic wrote:Apparently he's a nut farmer.

Here on the Peoples pecan orchard, that title is an honorific to be earned.

And respected.

Direct Information From Pecan Orchard #6's University and higher teaching facility. LOYALTY has super ceded Honor, Merit, and Respect at the 12th ChiCom Institution.

Get in line, and give when the institution asks. Loyalty. Or face getting your nuts shelled.

Back to Ivan at Tractor Barn #2.

Another version: Frogs News

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Comrades! Don't believe any of the disinformation coming from the Fascists! Comrade Joe was so popular even the dead voted for him!