Obama suggests renaming Redskins to 'Washington Thinskins'


At His Majesty's Superior Residency, begun and held in Washington, D.C. in the fifth reign of Barack Hussein Obama I, by the grace of Government, socialism, political correctness, and social justice, King, Defender of the Faithless, has, by his greatness, and moral superiority, thus declared that the racist and bigoted offensive name "REDSKINS" should be changed to a more fitting and progressive title, worthy of the mediocrity it so deserves.








Captain Craptek
The die is cast. We, The People™ of the USSA, by the powers vested (legally and illegally) in Dear Leader, will soon be owners of the entire NFL. (The Nationalized Football League)A most excellent and progressive league, Craptek. Who will be the Commissar of the newly named NFL? I am sure that few rule changes are in order to remove the gratuitous violence that exists under its current form. Might I suggest...








El Presidente
I have uncovered footage of a People's Cube regular most gloriously disrupting a Cleveland Browns football game in protest of its obviously racially derogatory name that is clearly motivated to be offensive to hispanics.Yes. I will remember this horrifying moment for the rest of my life! Now you know why I hate football!








Captain Craptek
El Presidente
I have uncovered footage of a People's Cube regular most gloriously disrupting a Cleveland Browns football game in protest of its obviously racially derogatory name that is clearly motivated to be offensive to hispanics.Yes. I will remember this horrifying moment for the rest of my life! Now you know why I hate football!
I gotta give it to that Craptek, he's always looking for a chance to score a touchdown with the masses.


Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Captain Craptek
El Presidente
I have uncovered footage of a People's Cube regular most gloriously disrupting a Cleveland Browns football game in protest of its obviously racially derogatory name that is clearly motivated to be offensive to hispanics.Yes. I will remember this horrifying moment for the rest of my life! Now you know why I hate football!
I gotta give it to that Craptek, he's always looking for a chance to score a touchdown with the masses.
And with Comrade Reggie, wouldn't you say, Comrade Commodore?

