DON'T TRIGGER ME! - New flag for Safe Space Cadets



So that the Safe Space Cadets will not be unequal in their kultural wealth, I have created a new, politically-korrekt version of the (in)famous Gadsden Flag (*ptooey*). It will be raised every time there is a call to "arms" (for hugging).
I haven't quite figured out yet what this flag should be called. The Thinskin Flag? The Hasbeen Flag? This most humble Kommisar welcomes the contributions of the most equal masses for the










Comrades, the line for the safe spaces forms on the Left™.






Don't Trigger Me
I said, don't trigger me
[Verse 1]
Tyranny or Death
What we so proudly hail
Once you provoke her
Rattling of her tail
Always begins it
Always, but once engaged
Always surrenders
Showing her fangs of rage
I said, Don't Trigger Me
[Chorus]
So be it
I'll Threaten some more
To remove weapons is to prepare for war
So be it
Feeling quite sore
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Don't Trigger Me
[Verse 2]
Loathe it or I'll leave it
She with the deadly bite
Quick as the blue tongue
Forked as a lightning strike
Shining with brightness
Always in surveillance
Eyes, they never close
Emblem of vigilance
Ooh, no no no
Said, Don't Trigger Me
[Chorus]
So be it
I'll Threaten some more
To remove weapons is to prepare for war
So be it
Feeling quite sore
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
[Bridge]
So be it
I'll Threaten some more
To remove weapons is to prepare for war
[Verse 3]
tranny or Death
What we so proudly hail
Once you provoke her
Rattling of her tail
[Chorus]
So be it, I'll threaten some more
To remove weapons is to prepare for war
So be it, I'm feeling quite sore
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
[Outro]
DON'T TRIGGER ME!
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I thought of this the other day , anyone come up with lyrics for the lines in red , I'm stuck for them .
The source I used for the lyrics seems to be missing a few lines.




Ivan Betinov
Can we get this flag in to clip art? I'd love to be able to print it out for flying proudly.Kollektive wish is my command. Added. It was time to do some post-Obama clip art cleaning anyway. There were a lot of dust bunnies in that basement.

For those unfamiliar with our Clip Art Basement, it's under the CLIPART! tab on the "Editor for the Rich" page. See the screenshot below.


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Ivan the Stakhanovets
I denounce the boys in agitprop for their negligence and careless performance of duties by failing to keep the People's Basement Bunnies dusted.<spit>
Thanks for pointing out the egregious lack of maintenance around here lately. I'll run right down and dust them off myself.


Captain Craptek
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I denounce the boys in agitprop for their negligence and careless performance of duties by failing to keep the People's Basement Bunnies dusted.<spit>
Thanks for pointing out the egregious lack of maintenance around here lately. I'll run right down and dust them off myself.
Oh ... THAT kind of bunny. I thought we had the small hoppity-hop ones, so cute, so fluffy, so huggable in safe spaces. I do not think snowflakes would like to hug THAT kind of bunny.


Triggered! (x10)
I was caught, in the middle of a Don Trump protest (Triggered)
I looked 'round, and I saw the cops making arrests (Triggered)
My mind raced, and I thought what could I do? (Triggered)
If I got caught, I'd just call up the ACLU. (Triggered)
Sting of the mace, inside my eyes,
The flashbombs they threw, tore me apart.
We've been ... TRIGGERSTRUCK!
Walked down the long street, broke some plate glass, hit some by-standers
Thought were were heroes, yeah heroes, for buying some guns.
Went to DC, and cried when Trump got into office.
Broke all the rules, acted like fools.
Yeah, yeah, we, we, we fought fascists.
And I was cryin' on my knees,
I want Hillary please,
But we got beat by Nazis.
We've been ... TRIGGERSTRUCK!
Triggerstruck!
Yeah, yeah yeah, Truggerstruck!
TRIGGERSTRUCK!
And now I'm cryin' on my knees,
Could I punch Trump please?
TRIGGERSTRUCK!
TRIGGERSTRUCK!
Yeah, yeah yeah, Triggerstruck!
Triggerstruck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Said yeah, it's alright.
We're, rioting.
Said yeah, it's alright.
We're, rioting.
Rioting.
TRIGGERSTRUCK!
Yeah, yeah yeah, Truggerstruck!
Triggerstruck!
Triggerstruck!
Whoa Lenin, Lenin, Triggerstruck!
We've been Triggerstruck!
Triggerstruck!
Triggerstruck!
We've been Triggerstruck!








Red Square
Here's a good video posted today and it already has close to 500,000 views. They could use our "Don't trigger me" flag.The point he's got wrong is P.C. rules apply only to protection of "leftist feelings" , when it comes to those deemed "right wingers" anything goes ,the bile & hatred spewed knows no bounds .



It comes from our old 2008 thread -
Obama with his National Security Adviser, Winnie the Pooh



Coming soon: #NoSafeSpaces

