Current Truth Flash: Jindal not a real Indian; Liz Warren is



Comrades, you just can't make this stuff up.
Yesterday we were all informed that Bobby Jindal is not a "real" Indian.
But of course, Comrade Elizovitch Warren IS.
This is why you must always pay attention to the Telescreens that have been installed in your homes. They are for your own good. How else would anyone know that the Current Truth ™ had changed?
And, often, it changes without warning. Best to stay


Mikhail Lysenkomann
Comrades, you just can't make this stuff up.Yesterday we were all informed that Bobby Jindal is not a "real" Indian.
But of course, Comrade Elizovitch Warren IS.
This is why you must always pay attention to the Telescreens that have been installed in your homes. They are for your own good. How else would anyone know that the Current Truth ™ had changed?
And, often, it changes without warning. Best to stay
Komrade Lysenkomann! Do not let Komrade Liarwatha's

Dasvidaniya, Tovarisch Lysenkomann!


Look at the color of his damn skin. He's obviously BLACK. AFRICAN-AMERICAN. COLORED. He's about as Indian as a pint of Guinness. Unless he's transracial, in which case we have to respect whichever race he feels like he is inside. He feels like he's half Japanese, half Polish? We treat him like the little Asian-European-American he is.
As for Comrade Elizovitch, take a look at this picture:
Now, it obvious from this picture that she is TRANSRACIAL. She's isn't white, though. She's Minnesota. Just look at that round face and glassy-eyed look typical of the average Minnesota-American. She just looks Minnesota. However, since she IDENTIFIES as INDIAN, we HAVE TO RESPECT THAT. If we DON'T respect her decision to identify as Indian and let herself be what she truly is on the inside, then we are enemies of the state. And if we don't let her be who she really is, we are committing CULTURAL GENOCIDE by telling her that her CULTURE and RACE are inferior.








He came so close to achieving the highest honour that the State™ can bestow, too. For years he was an accomplished State worker in charge of Health and Hospitals. He was also President of the entire Higher Indoctrination system of Louisiana.
Unfortunately, the influence of his parents was simply overwhelming and he defected to the Dark Side.
This is a prime example of why we must eliminate the parent(s) from the lives of The Children™.

