Difference between Democrats, Socialists, and Communists

In a recent MSNBC interview, Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz couldn't explain the difference between a Democrat and a Socialist. Neither could young college students in the video below. In fact, what difference at this point does it make? Perhaps it's time for us to weigh in (with a nod to our General Secretary for the image idea).



And here's the promised video from Campus Reform.


Socialists completely agree: there is no difference. In fact, they just released a video claiming that they can see at least 5 ways America is already socialist. Posted on Facebook, it has collected almost 9 million views in just 9 days.

WARNING: head-exploding content unless you are a socialist or a low-information voter.


 

Weekend invented by socialists? I don't recall the peasant class having so much leisure time under socialism. And here I thought the Sabbath, in the ancient text of Exodus, was the foundation of the 'weekend'. Who knew Moses was a socialist? He does bear a striking resemblance to Karl Marx.
 

As the old saw goes, "We have established what you are. Now we are just haggling over the price."
 

Comrades I submit: The Cloward-Piven strategy has worked like a charm. For generations of welfare recipients for whom working for a living is an abstraction, social programs have been prolific and have created to perfection a vast army of full-time liberal activists® whose salaries are paid from the taxes of conservative <spit> working people.


 

Comrades,
Why must we continued to have these discussions for over seven score? This will only produce a third revolution here in the USSA. This was settled with the passing of 700,000 military, civilian and slave souls.

The socialist legacy of Mary's husband in the glorious year of our Lord 1860 followed by Roosevelt, Wilson, the other Roosevelt, Kennedy, the shifter into high gear LBJ, the peanut farmer turned politician, and the gentleman from across the pond should convince the "Workers of the World" that unlimited socialism involving free beets, vodka, phones and the upcoming free WWW is upon us as we move to a Glorious Next Tuesday.

That is all.
 

As is usual about the "Next Tuesday" meme, i.e. it never happens, I do hope this WWIII thing follows right along with usual BS. Here's hopin'!
 

Disclaimer: YOU are the means of production, distribution, and exchange.
 

Comrades! When, WHEN!!!, are we going to purge that incompetent, yapping, idiot, Debbie Wasserman Schultz????? She consistently embarrasses The Party™!!! I hear by DENOUNCE "Little" Debbie Wasserman Schultz and demand she be brought before a People's Revolutionary Council for Showtrial™!
 

Ask Comrade Putout! She'll know! She always does.
 

Comrade Otis

Disclaimer: YOU are the means of production, distribution, and exchange.(Except when it comes to producing your own spawn.) Don't worry, the State has that covered too! We, The State™ will let you know what your "rights" are according to plan. We know you will comply "for the greater good."