Competition is a barbaric, insensitive
ritual that reeks of social Darwinism.
We cannot allow the fittest to survive
on our pages. Your loss is someone
else's gain, and your gain is someone
else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute
to the society and winners take away
from it. Being a winner is unethical,
while a society of losers is happy and
striving as a collective. In the spirit of
diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism
our contests shall have no winners.
Everyone is declared a loser, which in our
book means an ethical team player.
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Ivan Betinov
Muslims protest being unfriended on FaithBook
Comradical Cyril Yusupov
"Oh, firetruck! Justin Bieber broke up with Selena Gomez!"
Komrade Katz
"Don't call me Charleton Heston!"
C.O.M.M.I.E
I just burned down 10 churches and all I got was this cheap knock off Koran!
Bones
BurqaBarn reduces production of large size BurqaBags due to rising employee healthcare costs.
DaveFilms
Harvey Theryet
Oh, Allah, we cannot read these chicken scratchings.
DaveFilms
Did I win?
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Pamalinsky
Noisy, hairy people, just like the Greeks. Pfft!
Colonel Lukianov
It was a great culture until the West polluted them with consumerism, like soap, refrigerators, reality game shows, boom boxes with Michael Jackson music, cell phones and satelite dishes. And what is up with those satelite dishes, every balcony has at least two!
Fortunately, our Middle East desk has been working on religious outreach programs, and developing community organizing and faith based initiatives. The three individuals holding a book in the picture are the emissars handpicked by Dear Leader to take the Egypt back from Western usurpators back to the masses. In other words, they are the special agents of our General Secretary and the party.
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
"My mom read my diary!"
Battlebot Potemkin
1) I stare and stare and stare at the picture but I still don't see the bunny!
2) This translation of "Fifty Shades of Gray" deviates from the original!
Ivan Betinov
I dig the name, BB P. It needs a suitable graphic, though.
Red Square