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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: Pointless Family Photo

8/28/2006, 12:15 pm
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8/28/2006, 6:57 pm
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"You in the center, are you really that fat, or are those just explosives?"
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8/29/2006, 8:36 pm
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"Darn it! I thought this was supposed to work like x-ray specks."
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9/1/2006, 9:09 pm
"Okay, everyone face the camera and say "Jihad!"
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9/2/2006, 10:31 pm
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I guess you could tell them apart by smell...

Sniff Sniff!! Fatima!! Where are you??!!
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9/5/2006, 9:13 am
"Those boys from TAPS aren't going to believe this one!"

"Sha'kari! Cover up your wrist you slut!"

"Wait, wasn't that camera used as the detonator for the las...." BOOM
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10/3/2006, 4:53 am
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"Smile"
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10/3/2006, 4:54 am
I win with the knowledge that I win nothing but the respects of my peers.
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10/12/2006, 10:08 pm
How does that man wear such a light breezy tunic without showing any panty lines?

I must get his secret.
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10/12/2006, 10:38 pm
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Ivana Kielbasa aka Irene wrote:How does that man wear such a light breezy tunic without showing any panty lines?

He's wearing a remote-controlled wireless thong:

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10/12/2006, 10:45 pm
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Now I've seen everything.
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10/12/2006, 10:50 pm
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Lush wrote:I win with the knowledge that I win nothing but the respects of my peers.
In a socialist contest everyone is a loser which in our book means an ethical team player. Others may prefer the term "equal winner."

Remember, comrade! No matter how you perform, the love and respect of your peers will go only to the Party and its glorious leaders where it belongs. The remainder of love and respect shall be shared equally among comrades until the day when a comrade is declared a non-comrade, and then the amount of love and respect shared among the remaining comrades becomes somewhat greater. Thus, your self-elimination from a progressive society will increase the portion of love and respect for each of the remaining equally respected comrades.

In our moral code, the most ethical thing a progressive comrade may do is to stop working, eating, and breathing, and just die.
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1/29/2007, 6:00 pm
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Lush wrote:
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"Smile"
LMAO
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1/31/2007, 10:11 am
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Spring Break Mecca 2006

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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ekimwar
10/4/2008, 10:16 am
passport photograph scam?
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10/7/2008, 11:58 pm
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Lush wrote:
Red Square wrote:Image


"Smile"
You stole my thunder! Oh well.

Hmm. . . new one. . . "All right everyone, raise your fist and say 'I hate America!'"
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6/22/2009, 12:55 am
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7/10/2009, 6:49 pm
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Red Square wrote:Image

Meanwhile, on the set for the latest "Jihad Illustrated" Swim suit edition photo-shoot....
Akbar - "Work it ladies! You have to sell it!"
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12/25/2009, 7:13 pm
Indeed, it's a classic entry in the "Cap the Pic" competition. How about this one?
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