Competition is a barbaric, insensitive
ritual that reeks of social Darwinism.
We cannot allow the fittest to survive
on our pages. Your loss is someone
else's gain, and your gain is someone
else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute
to the society and winners take away
from it. Being a winner is unethical,
while a society of losers is happy and
striving as a collective. In the spirit of
diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism
our contests shall have no winners.
Everyone is declared a loser, which in our
book means an ethical team player.
Red Square
Komrade Koz
Freedom Fighters
Kommander Kenneth
A cyclone of Che clones?
Premier Betty
Peoples liberation squad.
Leonid Fuku
Shiny happy people holding hands?
Komrade Koz
Essential Labor Task Force
Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
Peace protestors.
Revolting Now
Happy workers! Blissful but determined! They are our DNC comrades! This is a draft of the front side (both sides are equal) of the new 1 US ruble note.
Sshh!! The plans to change the design and the name of US currency units must remain secret! Following the trend to rename schools from presidents into trees, we will soon unveil our plan to remove the dead white male presidents from dollar bills and replace them with real People's heroes - or trees for that matter. US rubles is as good a name as any.
Red Square
Premier Betty
Don't forget, Red Square, that the new currency will be plastic ration stamps because money is a filthy capitalist idea and using paper ration stamps kills the rain forests. Just ask Greenpeace!
Commissar Vladimir Ivanov
Just think of the Soviet Union Hymn (translated): "Unbreakable Union of Freeborn Republics..."
Vladimir Ivanov
Queenie
Well it's obviously a display of synchronous mincing by the Glorious Ponces of the Revolution. They go around in this tight formation so that no-one can steal their handbags. I even recognise a familiar face at the centre of the second row- That's young Gloria. (Unusual name, especially for a stevodore).
And front row on the left wearing the frying pan is Vassily, who has been stung by catty remarks about his perm and highlights...
Queenie
" Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
... and sweet Marie who waits for meee..."
diceman
it's the left wing gay liberation front, cause they're all holding hands, and singing "Y.M.C.A."
I thought that they were sining Y.R.U. Gay.
-Kommissar Betty
one ping only
comrades!
these are the jets!
from your first cigarette to last dying day!
(the guy in the hat is tony)
thatguyfromaus
the word ugly comes to mind..
alyce
They are what's left of the lefty moonbats,
They must of just got some wind from the hillary-hitler bunch.
Blow hillary Blow....
Komrade Zuul
World Workers United! ... by standing in the welfare line...
DeputyPrimeMinisterBeria
The People's Fashion Show models.
Dedushka Frost
Looks like the U.S.peoples senate to me